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5/29/2025, 9:34:59 AM
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>release elden ring DLC
>empty, unfinished and missing key elements that made past DLCs good
>overtuned spammy bosses with every single one having a 'spin multiple times in a circle' move
>boring ass levels filled with copy paste enemies
>even MORE re-used dragons
>several completely empty areas
>Abyssal woods, The red and blue flower areas I can barely recall the names of
>mostly garbage spells for casters
>bunch of random new DLC exclusive weapon classes that should have just been introduced in the next game
>unfinished completely illogical DLC story
>the worst boss in the entire series (Radahn 2)
>DLC Lore boils down to Gay DOUBLE-step sibling necrophilia incest (Mohg corpse given radahn spirit, making the 'consort' somehow double incest)
>The most disgusting shit ever conceived in a fromsoft game, somehow blowing away the worst pony fics i've ever read
>barely any INT weapons but 50 str/fth weapons (because this was def lacking in the base game!! (no) )
then what's next?
>shitty spin off game filled with 'assets FROM our last SOFTWARE'
>member' berries in past game bosses
>no character creator and bullshit random alt dimension lore
>rougelike
>fortnite barrier wall
>fortnite skins
>Bunch of new bosses and enemy type things that could easily have been put in SOTE instead of this trash
>that'll be another 40$ please
>some interesting ideas and mechanics that instead of being put in the DLC to finish it are made into a slop garbage project
Need I go on? artistic integrity? 1 OR 3 player co-op? anything else I'm missing? oh yeah you buying this encourages this garbage. Fuck you octavianigger
>release elden ring DLC
>empty, unfinished and missing key elements that made past DLCs good
>overtuned spammy bosses with every single one having a 'spin multiple times in a circle' move
>boring ass levels filled with copy paste enemies
>even MORE re-used dragons
>several completely empty areas
>Abyssal woods, The red and blue flower areas I can barely recall the names of
>mostly garbage spells for casters
>bunch of random new DLC exclusive weapon classes that should have just been introduced in the next game
>unfinished completely illogical DLC story
>the worst boss in the entire series (Radahn 2)
>DLC Lore boils down to Gay DOUBLE-step sibling necrophilia incest (Mohg corpse given radahn spirit, making the 'consort' somehow double incest)
>The most disgusting shit ever conceived in a fromsoft game, somehow blowing away the worst pony fics i've ever read
>barely any INT weapons but 50 str/fth weapons (because this was def lacking in the base game!! (no) )
then what's next?
>shitty spin off game filled with 'assets FROM our last SOFTWARE'
>member' berries in past game bosses
>no character creator and bullshit random alt dimension lore
>rougelike
>fortnite barrier wall
>fortnite skins
>Bunch of new bosses and enemy type things that could easily have been put in SOTE instead of this trash
>that'll be another 40$ please
>some interesting ideas and mechanics that instead of being put in the DLC to finish it are made into a slop garbage project
Need I go on? artistic integrity? 1 OR 3 player co-op? anything else I'm missing? oh yeah you buying this encourages this garbage. Fuck you octavianigger
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