>Graphics
You forget what reality is
Beautiful
Good
Decent
Bad
Don‘t look too long at it
MS-DOS

>Gameplay
Very good
Good
It's just gameplay
Mehh
Watch paint dry instead
Just don't

>Audio
Eargasm
Very good
Good
Not too bad
Bad
I'm now deaf

>Audience
Kids
Teens
Adults
Grandma

>PC Requirements
Check if you can run paint
Potato
Decent
Fast
Rich boi
Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

>Game Size
Floppy Disk
Old Fashioned
Workable
Big
Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

>Difficulty
Just press 'W'
Easy
Easy to learn / Hard to master
Significant brain usage
Difficult
Dark Souls

>Grind
Nothing to grind
Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
Isn't necessary to progress
Average grind level
Too much grind
You'll need a second life for grinding

>Story
No Story
Some lore
Average
Good
Lovely
It'll replace your life

>Game Time
Long enough for a cup of coffee
Short
Average
Long
To infinity and beyond

>Price
It's free!
Worth the price
If it's on sale
If u have some spare money left
Not recommended
You could also just burn your money

>Bugs
Never heard of
Minor bugs
Can get annoying
ARK: Survival Evolved
The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs