Misty is the last good pony that will ever exist. Truly the ultimate no cummies-getting marecel virgin chad Goddess Queen slave bitch.

And no, “last good” is NOT a typo for “least good.” She’s the most basest, amazing pony of all time and I absolutely LOVE her!!!!! I don’t care if she 100% deserves endless abuse, I want her to exist FOREVER and I’m so, so, SO glad that she does!!!

I both love AND hate her. She’s perfectly abusable and kinoly snowpityful in her endless sufferings. I LOVE HER!!!!!!!

But let’s face it, Hasbro has LOST ITS GODDAMN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!! We will NEVER get a mare like this EVER again!!!!!!!!!!! The most we’ll get is Skibidi Toilet Ryan Reynolds trash fuckin’ shit from here on fuckin’ out!!!! Literally doing live action CRINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Misty is owed such a big “apology.” And by apology, mean punch in the face. LOL! She’d like that. Make sure to rub her down with a vinegar-soaked towel after beating her half to death with a barbed wire whip. LOL! I love-hate her SO MUCH!!!!!!!!! Best pony to hate EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3