And he wrote a song — this is true — called Freedom Run. Great title. I remember it. From back when he was just a boy in Kyuss. Not yet a man… but soon to be a man. In the desert. Where he was free. Running through the canyons, playing guitar, not a care in the world — except maybe the Democrats. The liberal leftist loons. Chasing him down, trying to tax his amplifier. Disgraceful.

Now they want to take the desert too. Can you believe that? They want to cover it in solar panels. Have you heard about this? Desert — with solar power. Very weak. Very flat. No noise. I said no. We need generators. Diesel. Machines. Green machines, like the song. Fumes, smoke, real power. You can hear it. You can feel it. That’s energy. That’s clean energy — from diesel. And coal. But clean coal, folks. Very clean. The cleanest.

We’ve got the best chemists working on it. People don’t know this, but we do. And Josh? He’s sort of a chemist too, if you think about it. He mixes things. Sounds. Frequencies. Tones. Better living through chemistry — that’s what they say, right? I’ve always said that. In fact, I just came up with it right now, and it’s going to be our new slogan: Better Living for All Americans… Through Chemistry.

Because we can’t let Iran win. We just can’t. Not on oil. Not on riffs. Not on freedom. Not on chemistry. Not on anything.