>>12345182
We are born human. I cannot teach a dog to speak, much less bark

It doesn't matter. You won't listen to my teachings you will only chalk it up on your board that "haha catfish replied to me"

https://youtu.be/vJ6f6syn42Y?si=Pnyfx4ujZ-1rofG6

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12345011
Oh
I like your tattoos I guess
But that mustache doesn't work no offense but Asian ppl mustache are horrendous unless you're zaitioichi lol

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

My goal in life is to give zero fucks but my countenance doesn't afford me that cuzy biology is like "lol what if u were a khornate berserker lol isn't that cute??"

https://youtu.be/A848xpsDJbw?si=CJl4Tf6b-7MAx84o

Your fortune: Good Luck