Ignore your local Tekken community tonight. Defend the latest patch. Have a cold Red Bull alone in your apartment. Order the season pass early. Downplay Bryan. Let your personal trainer fuck the mother of your child. Let two. Be open to a world where Namco might pay you to make a guide on a character you've never played. Drop out of your Law degree. Fail to learn a matchup for 20 years. Enjoy the ride.