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>News
Fahkumram Gameplay Trailer + Armor King teaser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAUcKyhbhqY
Season 2 Spring & Summer Announcement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KstN80dSn60

>Patch Notes
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1303
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1308
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1363

>Wavu Wiki
https://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page

>Glicko2 rating + player search
https://wank.wavu.wiki/about
https://www.ewgf.gg/
https://kekken.com/


>Terminology
https://wavu.wiki/t/Jargon
https://wavu.wiki/t/Notation

>Tekken 8 Character Overviews
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit
>Tekken 8 Important key moves for each character and easy combos
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#

>>527572191 (OP)
What happened to Asuka :(

>>527572191 (OP)
Yeah I'd fuck Asuka. Hopefully hard enough that she finally gets nerfed because holy shit she is annoying to play against now.

https://nordic.ign.com/video/390/inside-the-development-of-tekken-7

for those who say Nakatsu wasn't there when Kino 7 was created.

>>527572321
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugu

lili is...

don't wory bros fahk is going to replace anna in 3 weeks the excitement continues!

>>527572352
But she's in a coffin in that pic...

>>527572435
molesting asuka in her sleep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt4lutCGa1U
Well, /tekgen/?

>>527572616
Don't worry it's just a vampire novelty bed.

and more

aris shouldn't be allowed to restream
fat fuck

>>527572191 (OP)
Someone paid for this.

How westernized is Harada?

>>527572689
no electrics
no kazama milk jugs
simple as

>>527572813
then why do you keep allowing him to murray?
take your lickins like a man

>>527572952

checked the tekken tag on pixiv and it's 90% shitty ass 3d model screenshots wtf.

now you're finally getting why i always laugh when the obvious falseflagger here mentions tekken porn

>>527572813
every time I peek in there his chat is not even looking at the game and is either talking about food, some old PS1 game or repeating what aris said
the percentage of people who actually play fighting games in there has to be 2%

>>527573049
That's Murray though?

3d game
3d models
3d art

You gotta get used to nu-Tekken. Harada/Murray are gonna see those cheering audiences at majors and go "see? Everything is fine now"

murray and harada are one

>harada is the special guest character yet to be revealed
what is your reaction chat

>>527573341
imagine training an AI based on his streams

>>527573528
They're 2/3rds of the Overmind.

>>527573049
Iran should've sent a missle to Murrays house

>>527573153
now imagine pre-tekken 8 porn
99% of it was deviantart tier SFM posing that some horny freshman in college put together
it's crazy how bad the porn is for a relatively known series

>>527572193
She needs to come back

>>527573748
if a game/series/whatever isn't popular in japan then it's not getting good porn sadly

>>527573836
no thanks

murray won
phidx won
aris lost
tekgen lost
franchise is over

>>527573614
>I get to punch Harada ingame
There are upsides to this.

>>527572191 (OP)
Is there more to this art?

Starting to think I'm actually a schizophrenic human being. The alcohol doesn't help.

>>527574086

>>527574214
Nothing with her naked?

at the zoo, yes

>>527573748
>it's crazy how bad the porn is for a relatively known series
That always baffled me. Tekken is one of the most known fighting games, and has decent looking women, but the porn used to be real low tier.

>>527573923
Japan helps, but Blender porn itself is pretty independent from it, and yet it still took a while for Tekken to have much.

The people have spoken. We miss Kazumi!

>>527574214
why did he draw that?

Most importantly, you lost. Yes, you.

Girls in coffins are hot

Actually we don't want to see Kazumi.
We want to see Lili

Isn't joe budden the dude that has a podcast on complex with the guy who can't hop off Drake's dick?

>be fraudslan ash
>pick zafina, Anna, Nina
>lose

Lmao Nobody wants these niggas to win. Koreans get a standing ovation win or lose.

>>527574656
Money.

they put fahkumram in before Julia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMufnENBnm0

Only he can save Tekken.

>>527573153
brooo what the fuck is this lmaooo

so now that the big tournament is over, what do we talk about?

>>527574471
>but the porn used to be real low tier
and it still is unless your name is lili or asuka and still thousands of miles away from the shit SF gets

The tekken porn

Updated

>>527575161
reina ling get porn too not only those asuka porn has been reduced since 8 launch people doesn't like no neck creatures

unfortunately they turned asuka into a literal gorilla, if they made porn of her it's be actual bestiality

I'm still thinking about CEO, I ate good.

>>527575671
Ugly fucking gremlin

>>527575161
It is how it is...

>>527575413
Asuka still gets plenty, the models used give her a neck.

>>527575907
please stop posting cringe

>>527575671
hair is so fucking cringe

they really couldnt have given her something else beisdes the heihachi hair?

>>527575923
no like before Tekken 7 was her peak >>527575907
cringe

>>527575923
Incorrect, Asuka used to get slot of now barely gets animations just Mura slopvis consistent

We love Big M here

>>527575671
I can fix her.

it's possible that Tekken 9 will be worse than Tekken 8

What is he thinking about?

>play Kazuya
>sidestep law ff2,1+2 on reaction
>hype set even though it was a law masher

Holy heck bros I’m a Kazuyachud now. He just lets me play defensively and then do meme mixups like a angry psycho it fits me well.

>play kazuya
you fucked up

>>527576372
perish the thought

>play kekzuya
LGBTQ new member

>>527576578
that's my mom

Why does no one dickjab spam in tourney?

We need 8 frame jabs back

>>527576029
Well she used to be firmly more popular than Lili but now it's not the case, but I still wouldn't say she fell off that bad.

>>527576186
Even Lili herself doesn't get that many animations, about half of them are shared with Asuka anyway. Lili it better now because Lewdgazer prefers her over Asuka (Even then, he still makes Asuka stuff, such as one between her and Jun).

everyone is screaming and happy during SF6 tournament and Yipes isn't yelling for them to make some noise.......

lewdgazer prefers any gal over asuka or jun

>>527576446
jesus christ this french bitch is MASSIVE

Unrelated to gameplay, but I think one of the biggest way the game handicapped itself was by focusing on the PS5.
>Many people still own PS4 exclusively
>A lot of PC players have relatively weak machines
This significantly limited the number of people who could have bought the game and doing the same with Tekken 9 and the PS6 would be a repeat of a bad decision. Maybe even worse, because the financial situation would be worse, then what it was during PS5's release.

180 CM is not that tall

180 for a woman it's like 99.99% of female population

Nah

I prefer them small with a normal nose

>16k on youtbe
tekken was at 6k bruh

For me it's big hands

>>527576967
Who cares. this piece of shit game should’ve flopped harder than Tag 2

fucking hate tekken
>same shitty T7 dlc's + clive (LOL)
>season 2
>fukyourmom
>worst battle pass rewards you could ever imagine
>GHOST BATTLES
niggerland, literally

How would you rate the amount of "good ass Tekken" in CEO from 0 to 10?

>>527576967
Nigga it's been 12 years since the fucking ps4
Do you complain that you can't play PS2 games on your SNES because that was also a 10 year gap
stop being poor

>>527575120

who's joe budden i saw a viral tweet on xitter about him

>>527577630
2

>>527577754
She was hotter when she was in the skintight shadaloo outfit.

>>527577524
damn you made me miss Julia now

>>527577754
Ganryubros...

>>527577754
>Whore
>His wife Julia
?

not with me = whore

uh, yeah?

more importantly what did we think of the new fnaf game?

>this is what qualifies in street fighter top 8

Found a decent Asuka tutorial, if anyone is trying to git gud with her. Has some useful info, even for more advanced players.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agNrr4n0YNM

>>527573153
I have special tags only in Japanese for me is 60% AI rape pics 40% art 20% 3d shit when I type 鉄拳

https://x.com/rangchu123/status/1934328876685242581
it would have been nice if this match was streamed anywhere

>search lili on booru
>first result is porn

>>527579806
I have ai filtered like any sane individual

>ceo is over
>back to posting about porn/nonsense

dead game
only good for porn

>>527579924
asuka is getting nerfed in two weeks so it's already over for his ewc run

>>527580340
what porn lmao

>>527580457
good maybe asuka players can use their brain

8 more ewc spots. i hope jdcr gets one of them

How good is Lili

>>527581002
good at what?

taking fat shits down my throat. what else?

>>527581128
for trans

>>527580457
Asuka wasn't nerfed in the last patch so I doubt it..

Imagine a world without H and M

>>527581128
competitive

>>527581310
>hachi
>incel

No other fighting game character had more sex than him.

>>527581440
i cant

>>527581440
But that's where I get my clothes from

heihachi paid for sex btw. every time except for with kazumi but only because she was evil and had ulterior motives

The 2 button was a mistake.

>>527572952

https://x.com/KawaiiFaceMiles/status/1934055708724707480
the replies feel like they would only be ironic but they are always 100% serious. It's so funny that tekken is literally the only fgc fanbase that is constantly going "fuck women we need more edgelord males!"

>>527582748
i'm not opening a twitter link

>>527582840
>>527582748
>inb4 its fuckyoumoms sister

>>527582748
>'s so funny that tekken is literally the only fgc fanbase that is constantly going "fuck women we need more edgelord males!"

If that's true /tekgen/ is really far away from the rest of the tekken fanbase.

>>527582976
tekgen has had a backlash against the rest of the fanbase especially reddit and tmm's audience because they like to pretend to want an old lady character and they complained about kunimitsu 1 being replaced for age reasons.

>>527582940
it's going to be a jew krav maga expert

every female character from tekken 1 and 2 should have been put in the cryo chamber like nina and anna so they stay fit and sexy forever

Its going to be El Hermano de Marduk

>>527582748
Tekken fans are the true gay lords

armor marduk

actually its armor fahkumram

the new character is a cute asian schoolgirl
look forward to it

Chaser Marduk

these are both men

winter character will be a new kickboxer to kill off bruce for the last time

>7 months into the year
>a single dlc character out of 4 is out
truly the laziest dev team on the planet

winter character is trans

uhm the dlc cycle started in april. so we're only 2 months in

i'm tired of getting the lil bro treatment from the tekken dev team, I want the big bro treatment

>>527582940
Turquoise character confirmed!.

new character will be pakistani Arslan Ash will be face model

Wish these dumbass devs would just reveal all the characters at once like every other fg dev with a brain does.

https://youtu.be/9wCfNFmpL1s
thread theme

armor king getting revealed killed any chance at there being any story updates. they wouldn't even be able to write a story bio for him without havy to pussyfoot around mentioning marduk.

>>527585167
which naturally means marduk confirmed for future character

>>527585214
i remember armor king and marduk's tekken 7 story being that they had a final match and the loser would have to retire. since armor king is back fighting that would mean marduk is done for

>>527585428
i remember heihachi mishima died in tekken 7. since heihachi mishima is back fighting that would mean heihachi mishima is done for

>>527585428
the two of them have by far the dumbest ongoing storyline even by tekken standards. it could even pass as something actually written by vince mcmahon. it will forever spin its wheels. plus craig is still datamined.

why would mentioning marduk be even be a problem?

Marduk and Armor King have a hidden gay relationship like any other character in this inclusive gay franchise

lmao get fucked fraudslan ass

bluds watching the vod

if a character says marduk 3 times he appears and crashes the game

now that Tekken 8 is reaching the end of its lifespan, what do you think of Tekken 8 compared to other Tekken titles?

if a character says marduk 3 times he appears and rapes anna

>>527585831
it's an announcement that isn't an announcement which they hate because they have hype brainrot. it's just acknowledging that he has nmo story outside of another dlc character,

>>527586246
1/10 game

man every time i see murray starting some shit globally
what is his deal

can't wait for the new and original offensive stance based, string-heavy, evasive, stock and install-having high damage high wall carry new Tekken character after Fahkumram!!!! Thanks Murray this one's for you.

>Thanks Murray this one's for you.
lil gup is out here stroking his cock and ejaculating to murray

how come their WW is better than ours?

whats WW? also that face looks retarded

>>527587794
wonder woman.

>>527587794
Willy Wonka

where do i take this pain of mine

>>527588346
your dick

>Murray this one's for you *faps*

>xcc banned for being chinese
>big nose banned for being racist
>joe budden banned for jostling security

xcc isn't banned buddy and neither is anyone from china

i unironically just ate my booger

Anna is basically dead if you block a low and launch her but why did they have to give her such quick and threatening mids that nullify this weakness

Tekken doesn't deserve Clive

>>527590303
there is no good reason to make wine opener launch though

/tekdead/

>Pakistani wins Tekken
>Korean wins SF
It's a mad world...

I don't think you can use lars at the highest level against a paki. You need poking and they killed it. He's mid to upper mid tier.

>>527591463
This is why Arslan is retarded
Anna and Victor have shit that lets you punish people for trying to poke you out of your unga bunga mashing while Nina doesn't

>>527585116
I hope not. It will be the worst selling dlc character. I will never use it if I ever buy the pass at 75% off.

>>527590045
how do you explain his absence from twt events

women don't interest me

>>527592045
He only goes to Asian events for some reason. He was in Melbourne and EVO Japan

>>527591652
What does Nina have then?

Im not a Kazuyasissy I’m a KazuyaGawd

>>527592937
Breasts

>>527592528
fuck you Melbourne is white

>>527593049
proof?

>>527592045
flying to usa is expensive and retarded
and he was just outside top 8 at evo japan or someshit

>>527593127

>>527593859
I'm so used to the nipples being visible from mods that it looks weird not seeing it now

GOATken 7...
save me...

how has /tekgen/ gotten so slow bruh

im watching fishtank and balancing how fast /ftl/ is and also the two windoes of streams

It is unfair how sexy nina is.

>>527598567
shut up phiddy

Im starting to wonder if Kazuya is easy cause I’m kinda stomping people

Obviously hard execution but maybe attacking is less complex?

i give up

>>527600536
Why find an angle to critique your enjoyment of a character

kazuya is very easy
reina is much harder

>>527600878
This but unironically.

Help T9 please save me you're the only one that can stop T8

if Asuka really is best girl then why is there barely any cowgirl porn of her? or any quality porn at all? don't attempt to prove me wrong if you're not bringing receipts btw

ain't nobody give af about kekken

Why was T9 afraid of T8
Cause T8 T7'nd TTT2

Lucky Chloe sex

>>527587794
Walt Whitman

>>527603123
Why don't our Koreans look like this?

>>527582748
What a bunch of unironic fags and browns

>>527582748
Tekken fans are truly based.

What's the Tekken equivalent

>>527604132
cammy did that to jin's wife

SF5's character lines are so funny
>I will perservere

I was TK rank stopped playing after 4hrs of season 2, barely even watched since then

I had CEO on yesterday while I did chores and after watching the SF I watched some Tekken and it really is shocking how ugly the game is to watch now. Just 2 characters slamming big moves in each others faces while different particle effects explode and the camera spins around and changes colour. It was funny to think that I used to play that

>>527572689
no 4 limbs control scheme feels so inferior for a 3d fighter
the characters arent as cool
the music isnt as adrenaline pumping
>>527572191 (OP)
no josie no reinstall

>>527572689
No Clive

EVERY SINEW

THUNDER

>>527602389
Tag team 3 when?

I was thinking if this is now how characters are going to be going forward, like will Anna have the rocket launcher moveset in T9? Will Nina have guns in T9? Heihachi the stances? Its probably way too early to even think about it but it certainly makes me a bit anxious especially since i prefered a lot of previous iterations of characters like Anna not being a weapon character.....

t9? more like eos for tekken franchise after season 3 release

shut the fuck up

no you shut the fuck up

Was he God?

>>527606694
Bryan will start using the minigun in combos and stance mixups in 9.

>>527606694
depends if they think the aggressive nature was a mistake or not. If t8 sells more than t7 you can bet for sure we will continue in this direction. It's all about the money. Also depends how VF does, and if casuals get tired of weapons in Tekken and complain loud enough on Twitter.

>>527603374
If Ulsan builds some muscle he could be close

Capcom Won

bandai namco still riding the pacman hype

Jun= Lasers
Asuka= Will use her bicycle
Paul = Use his motorcycle
Law = nunchucks
Kuma = Salmon
Yoshimitsu = will have a third sword
Lidia = will use her car
Ling = will use xinghuas move from soul caliber
Hwoarang = will also use his motorcycle
Eddy = will use that instrument thing
Bryan = shotgun and minigun
Panda = beach ball
Lili = salt
Azucena = coffee mug
Shaheen = executioners sword

those old isis vids kinda were a vibe tho

please just shut the fuck up

It's kinda funny how they made so many characters use weapons and then Kazuya in the story makes fun of humans who fight with weapons and calls them weak. Makes sense why Anna doesn't work for him anymore I guess if she's all about fighting with a bazooka now.

yoshimitsu is the sword

>>527612102

What do I do if I made all these cutesy costúmes but now I find her paint drying tier boring to play? Also I added a new headband ;$

Also today I got angry at a Hwoarang and I added him to flame him, but instead of flaming him I thought, well this guy has too much time playing like 12k games, so I asked him for tips to deal with his offense

So that was nice

Kazuya is making me into a nicer person in Tekken somehow xD

>two more weeks for a patch that will only make the game worse

>>527612268
please give me your socials, please

The competitive integrity just think about the competitive integrity! We can't do more patches. Now eat the slop.

Next patch has to hit big bruh, last patch was a step in the right direction but it was like a micro step we need a BIG fucking patch especially since they said it would be the LAST FOR THE YEAR!
I hope for a big one but in my heart I know I just fucking know its gonna be another micro patch that moves things in the right direction but at an unbearable small increment...

when is the patch that kills the game for good?

me in the right, you in the middle, murray on the left

>>527612872
July, It'll either save the game or stop on the neck and put it out of its misery

next patch
>rage arts -13 on block
>devil jin electric launches on ch only
>-1 damage to anna booty
>new legacy outfits in tekken store
rate?

>>527612419
You can add me on steam if u want, I’m just a normal guy so don’t expect nothing weird lollll
rod of aegis my ign rn

>step in the right direction
>fucking nothing
>we will buff characters in the july patch btw
>no new patches please think about esports
>hnm act on twitter like nothing ever happened

>>527612889
would rather play tekken 8 than associate with "dodgers" """""fans"""""

>>527613279
you're breaking my heart :((((

umm they're called doyers

they're actually called my wives

blud likes plastic asian whores :skull:

not like
LOVE

>>527612889
Whore, slut, prostitute
JYP really knows how to make them

Lili needs to be publicly stripped and humiliated

lili needs to be my wife

>>527613590
Don’t really use socials besides steam

I guess it’s my fault for posting costumes like that and giving a false image tho, srry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcwDd_vtesw
bokebros...

Lili needs to be hanged publically naked and dumped in a ditch for the wolves

Who are the “wolves”?

>>527614212
Yet you will still keep doing it luring men into liking a 30 year old straight man

>>527614342
That’s not my intention I just like sharing my costumes :$ and blogposting

>>527614342
you will never meet him irl so just think of him as a girlie and roleplay to your hearts content uwu

linganon's penis....

>>527614324
>>527614249
there's a whole city of them

>>527612889
They all look the same
>"t-they don't"
I know, but they all look the same

my parents live with me

i live with tekgen

imagine the smell

>>527614342
wtf, fergus posts here?!?

200 people is not a city

what's up guys mainmanswwe here

hope you're doing awesome as always

>>527615189
How did the guy become so popular?

have a nice day you beautiful people :)

>>527615287
>dorya
>swedish
>streaming for years (at his girlfriend's place)

MASKU

Also made a nice Kazuya costume

>>527615287
Kazuya and streaming constantly
Like 50% of Tekken stream viewers are just Kazuyafags

>>527615287
>plays the most popular chud characters viewers gravitate towards
>validates scrub mentality
>welfare country + leeching off of his gf so he was able to be one of the only consistent streamers for tekken for a long time
>really annoying so attracts hate watchers and dick riders alike

Mainmans popular cause he’s a nice guy so he’s always giving life wisdom to people who aren’t in the best place in life

He also has a cool personality in general like he talks about movies, social issues etc as well as make gay jokes

>tekken 8 is now a seasonal game where you log on for a new patch, realize the game still sucks, farm the fight pass if you can even be bothered, tune in for any major tournament even though you know its gonna be the same pakis/gooks winning with the same top tiers, and then you quit until the next patch and the cycle repeats

every time i check into mainman stream he and his chat are talking about giving blowjobs or buying a new cuck chair "ironically"

>>527615975
>He also has a cool personality
male chara good, female character bad, le penis haaha bagoosh *salt*

so now that the dust has settled
was the seething kazuya gurl a biological woman?

My lips and my feet are tingling.

>>527617191
yes
no "man" would seethe like the way she did. that's exclusively a woman thing.

>>527616185
you can emulate your favorite tekken 5 anytime blud

>>527617191
she a mega Tomboy

why would i do that for i already played it when it was current

I want to see mailman make a video about the kazuya seether

i have cancer

maskuman literally lost to LTG

what kazuya seether
was this at ceo, i didnt watch

game is a casino

name a game without RNG
I'm waiting

game is just shit but it's not really casino

why couldn't i have been female it's not fair

>game is casino
>same people in every top 8
curious

Ignore your local Tekken community tonight. Defend the latest patch. Have a cold Red Bull alone in your apartment. Order the season pass early. Downplay Bryan. Let your personal trainer fuck the mother of your child. Let two. Be open to a world where Namco might pay you to make a guide on a character you've never played. Drop out of your Law degree. Fail to learn a matchup for 20 years. Enjoy the ride.

>>527618334
then why did Arslan Ash get washed in a random American local last month then HMMMM

Anthony Bourdain completely ruined his image with those texts. What a cringy man he truly was.

>>527617191
>the seething kazuya gurl
QRD?

>>527575001
damn tekken really has the worst character pass right now thats pretty grim

>>527615369
reminder he doesnt own a car or a drivers license lmao

>>527619204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjj_-DjC3kA

>>527617191
would regardless

>>527619575
I want her to electric fist my asshole

how many Decades of Tekken do I need to ass-kiss to afford a mid end gpu?

my crusty shithole demands dick

>>527620008
>RTX 2070 Super
These motherfuckers really are cheap, aren't they?

TAKE HER VIRGINITY, TORGAL.

how we doin 3060 chads

>>527619575
cute chola

OUT CUM

the game is dead
who do we blame for this

>>527622750
nakatsu

we'll save ourselves
and we'll do it on our terms

my fetish? be saved by a man

I want to go to an offline tournament but I feel like I'll choke, play like shit and embarrass myself...

I went back to League

>>527623896
would it help if I were there with you?

The biggest problem you'll face is losing the RPS and having to be on 2P side, a side you've never picked in your life.

>>527624092
I don't know you so probably not

hwoarang or nina

>>527624139
this is true... how did you know

>>527624271
I know you, Bryce

>>527624437
swing and a miss buddy

>>527624368
We are all the same

i wish cammy relieved herself on me

Let's discuss

okay phiddy

i'm thinking about ada wong again

okay leon

https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm654349

>>527624603
so, you're into men too? based as fuck

>>527626667
can't believe niggas are still giving that nigga the hawk tuah even though his videos fucking suck so much

>Fahk
>Armor King
Boring as hell dlc lineup

>>527626667
he was right

senator armstrong looking nigga

Another banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OonxVMpeedA

what kind of burger should I get
lee main btw

senator armweak

Lili ruined Asuka as character.

i have decided to endure instead of purchasing items to ease my current situation

theres a lack of bitches being posted

you guys overrate those erp chatbots too much, that shit is for the mentally ill

>wait for me in hell
hell being a synonym for season 2

>>527628456
Asuka has been ruined in her Tekken 5 ending

>>527629349
This is literally the best ending in the franchise though.

>>527629013
is this natty??

>>527629349
Why did they ruin her so badly?
She was used in a lot of marketing material and has been popular since her debut
They turned what could've been a main character into the single descriptor "dumb xd" and just left her in the dust

>>527629495
that's like standard results for two months on chicken + rice + broccoli diet with beginner gym plan

Julia in trouble!

he's the one for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

there's no place I'd rather beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>527579669
Tekken will die if new faces aren't showing up in the top 8. Maybe it's a skill issue. But it's a sign that not enough young people are playing the game.

Harada, Murray and Nakatsu are basically destroying the franchise and they still can't get new blood to play Tekken. It's the only classic franchise where something like this is happening, SF, MK, even GG and Arcsys in general got that right

>>527630883
Yeah, it's bad for viewership for sure. People love an underdog and nationalism - so when it's constantly Paki vs Korea, that's cool for them, but this game is mainly played by EU and NA folks so not ideal.

A bit of a scrubby take perhaps, but it's "unfortunate" that this game is played by all these Koreans - these guys tend to dominate whatever games they play, due to a rigid and robotic practice schedule that few people in the west are willing to adopt, hence why they always fall behind.

vf6 can't come soon enough

Im sure zoomers are frothing to learn 5000 strings for 20 years and all their properties just to get mashed out by Emperor Hwoarangs during ww3

My favorite woman is driving my favorite car to my favorite location, what more could a man want?

it's not even that, it's more like their parents that played Tekken went "here's a cool game, just mash and don't worry about competitive"

>>527631143
I think that's part of why HMN have been nerfing a lot of the legacy player skillsets that the top players from Korea and Pakistan utilize so well by introducing hoaming, easier throw breaks, discouraging KBD etc.

Also NA and EU players live in very different economic realities than the players from Japan, Korea, Pakistan etc.
Many of those players are poor and the game can become a golden ticket into the middle or upper class while NA and EU players have numerous better, more secure opportunities to make money

>>527631684
a good therapist

>tattoo
nigga ur woman is trash
u are gay my nigga

>woman
yuck

>>527631684
It seems a sythwave video thumbnail.

>>527631919
The sex is the therapy
>>527631974
Tbh i too wonder why they gave her a tattoo alongside this outfit, because normally she doesn't have any

>>527631143
> it's bad for viewership for sure
Why? Look at the big games like league or cs. These games always had extremely dominant teams. Problem with tekken is that "master level" gameplay stopped being interesting in t7 s3. The gameplay is just too one dimensional now.

>>527632718
Yea it's "aesthetic af" as the kids would say

>>527631739
Right, motivation matters. And just to put things into perspective, as to why you don't get new people "making" it in this game.

To walk away with a profit when competing in a major tournament in this game, EVO France in this case, you have to place Top 6. That's means you're right up there with Atif, Arslan, Knee, Mulgold, etc, so good fucking luck.

What's even more fucked up is making Top 8 doesn't even cover travel, hotel and registration fees. Sure, depending on your proximity to the venue it could be cheaper, we're just using an average example here of going from EU to EU.

So with that in mind, who on earth would even consider competing in this game? Unless you're already sponsored (Few are) why even bother. It's so incredibly unprofitable for 99.whatever% of people. It's better to do literally anything else for money and just play Tekken casually.

>>527633042
You're not good enough at tekken to understand why you sound retarded.

>>527633050
音楽 a e s t h e t i c s 1 9 9 3 / / s u m m e r

>>527633242
Even if you're a good player in EU and NA you're probably better off streaming

>>527633242
If you think in terms of profit, yep, going to EVO is retarded, fuck, even going pro is retarded.
EVO is a straightful scam. But fuck. after all this time and I want to go atleast once. I'm thinking in rent an autocaravan and going to Nice by myself.

This is canon btw

free Joe Budden

>>527635283
are you sure?

he had the right idea but not the execution

hey bloody are you listen to me? do not play this game

Mike won. Bigly.

this was one of you wasn't it?

Sometimes I fantasize about Anna coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her boobs.

okay lee

>>527639619
Tekken fans don't deserve a game this good

don't worry the five VF fans still alive can play it by themselves without worrying about any tekken players

>>527639562
i question why people actually have that hairstyle

>CotW at sub200 players
>not even EVO yet
at this rate they'll have to grab randoms off the streets for their EWC just to fill the spots

>>527640090
T H A N K Y O U

Fuck my bitch ass job. I walk in and they hit me with a heat smash that carries me all the way to the metaphorical wall. They preceded to beat me down with 50/50s after each hard knockdown and even if I guessed right they were plus. Rage was not enough to save me as I had to restrain myself to keep me from doing or saying things that could cause me to lose my job.

In general, stay away from warehouse work bros.

imagine if yagami won this year's EWC and then the kpop girl he uses as a profile picture everywhere noticed him and they'd start dating and get married that would be really cute me thinks uwu

imagine you shut the fuck up for once in your life

not very cute of you to say that

shut the fuck up

retards

tmm complaining about the sniping in his head again

>>527641473
Is it possible to snipe people in Tekken?

can you believe this guy? he got the same person in ranked after 2 matches and he accused him of sniping because he blocks his hellsweeps

What's going on the webm?

You can't get sniped in fighters.
There's no advantage like FPS where they know your positioning and equipment in order to get one over you

>>527642460
Until you can mentally taste the buttons on your stick you don't really know dick.

>>527642483
tmm is a flowchart masher so against him you get advantage because you know what he'll do
that's literally his exact reasoning and idk how he doesn't see that makes him sound like a dogshit player

>>527642460
he went Low, High with his tongue, and them maybe Mid

>>527642753
but like he's playing Kazuya so that makes him better than you because you don't need execution like him. You are playing on easy mode while he's playing on Very Hard difficulty

I hate Pakis bros.

I love Pakis bros

cuties

I am genuinely infatuated with Linganon

Ninaniggers tounge my anus

>watching tmm
>"I don't want to play against Lars"
>"I don't want to play against Hwoarang"
>"I don't want to play against Xiaoyu"
>"I don't want to play against Lili"
>"I don't want to play against Clive"
>"I don't want to play against Steve"
>"I don't want to play against Eddy"
>"I don't want to play against King"
>"I don't want to play against Alisa"
>"I don't want to play against Nina"
>"I don't want to play against Anna"
>"I don't want to play against a bear"
>"I don't want to play against Victor"

so who does he want to play against

it's (You)

Ronaldo, can you handle my power?

>>527646124
>so who does he want to play against
Mommy Jun

Mental illness

>>527646124
Why would you want to play against anyone in this game?

Tell me about the defensive buffs.

because everyone loves to play against Kazuya Mishima. I love guessing what wallsplat into what floor break I'm getting hit by haha

>>527573049
>doesn't understand why everyone hated tlou2
>was The Barometer™ of temu 8
the absolute state of this game suddenly makes perfect sense.

>lili community has pedos
yeah i think liligods won

shhh

i wasnt saying anything tho

>>527648457
i look nothing like this

>>527648457
Off model garbage

>>527648319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PIK-FmaKCY
we're south park parody

Is Jin the luckiest man on earth?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w2bjEmdUDk

>>527648878
that's a man

>>527649590
your mom

>>527647169
i dont understand the lili one she looks nothing like p*dobait

CHICKEN JOCKY

what do you mean when you say I have to pay extra for Genmaji Temple when I already purchased the season pass?

they worked very hard to not release Fahkumram in that spot

what do you mean it's going to take 8 months to nerf qcf4?

What do you mean were not getting a pregnancy mode

>>527573049
>the moral of the story is to never show mercy or you die because a survivor wants revenge
Dark

what do you mean clive rosfield is joining the roster over tifa lockhart?

what do you mean some characters need buffs in season 2?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Yc_Z37CuQP4
this is literally me

what do you mean devil jin's rage art doesn't stop the countdown timer against heihachi?

where's emily?

i could be your emily

>>527651196
Chained up in my basement

some of you clearly have two fathers

emily is away

is joe forever banned because one joke?

still ridin with budden

well throwing tp at markman is no joke, guy's old, if it hit him he might have died

and you clearly never had a father bitch ass nigga

cool it with racism

>>527651704
>bitch ass nigga

where's BREACH?

two more weeks

too late

it's in the bin

>>527652596
nintendo switch 2 engine

>>527652797
might not even be the most retarded thing they're capable of doing

the Sega engine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2F1CU-p62Y

we got niggas out here playing 4x games

>>527654704
Dsl

>>527654704
you know that king player was king niggin it before that match

Skyrim is dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbQV4AsDTiY
thread theme

next season for josie surely
only she can save the franchise now
otherwise t8 will be the last tekken

is anna not fun to play against?

boot up tekken 8 and find out

when is sawcon top 8 starting

>>527655992
i cant, im still on season 1 patch, if i boot it up itll download season 2 patch

>>527656340
u have bad breath dude

>>527646124
tekken 8 is the best tekken game btw

>>527655916
>defensive gods
>a bob main and akuma main
oh my kek

until Kazuya gets an install this game is broken

his devil form?

>>527657545
one round should be auto win round

>>527655916
Nah blud is tripping phiddy was screaming during ceo finals the game is goated

this game looks like tekken 8 now

do not play Tekken 8 if you value your sanity, i'm warning you

I'm not a doomer like you
I love Tekken 8

casinobros the pro results are the same as always how do we keep up this cope

same
I love 100gb games, microtransactions, and powercreep out the wazzoo! yahoo

>>527658281
by changing the narrative
I.E. the same pros winning all the time is NOT healthy for the game

rest in peace ryujins hard drive life span

naked reina...yum

I can't play Tekken today I have to do some electrical work at my moms house

My life has been a complete and total failure.

whats the oldest tekken memes you can think of?

>>527658828

>>527658894
very good anon, this looks very old

>>527658828
5DR

Anna sexy boobs?

atif and them boys living like kings off that prize money

>>527658828
You can duck electrics on reaction

i can fuck your mama on reaction

sexual intercourse with bilal

Gen's Lidia would destroy these players in D8

>>527655916
>Almost 0 player interaction
There was more player interaction in this top 8 than all the T7 tournaments
I'm sick of this stupid jargon phrase

now that nexus mod has been sold, how do we save t8?

player interaction
skill expression
character identity

>>527655916
>Plus on block tracking high
>Safe tracking mid that leads into stance
>safe mid,mid,mid string that also tracks into wallstagger
>60+dmg low that wallsplats
>chips you for half your HP in one sequence
>Jailing d/f+1
>Launching low
She's an actual 2D character but her playerbase is made up of unironic trannies and faggots so she will get awya with it like she always has.

>>527660160
Mashing for your life 24/7 is a kind of interaction i guess.

I love interacting with heat engager into running move into plus on block move into heat smash into plus on block move into another mixup. I get to hold back for 15 seconds and die if I dare to do anything else!

>>527660160
character interaction is when two characters have an infinite range rage drive they can press at any jab whiff and are going back and forth without pressing because any low can be parried for 100 damage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG-X1iOQBXE
interact with this

God i miss T7 low parries.
It made shitters so mad that they couldn't just mash -12 lows all day for free wins.

17ers and no self awareness name a better combo

>STOP MASHING POKES
bruh

>God i miss T7 low parries.

>syndrome of a down

>same webms

>>527661664
>Justin iglesias
Where's this nigga anyway

>>527662201
he embarrassed himself at the na vs eu 10v10 and quit tekken forever

>>527661664
not a combo

>T7?
>backdash simulator, counterhitten 7, no interaction 7
>but also
>wtf what do you mean i you launched my poke and killed me?
>pokes are suppose to win me everything for free in this game just like it does in pro play
The narrative about 7 changing in real time is fascinating.

>>527662786
maybe it was both at the same time retard, not either-or

No one here even claims T7 was without serious flaws its just one mongoloid spamming his gifs at any mention of the game's existence

8cucks are so soft

tekken 7 is all of those things. 17ers and anti-17er contrarians just cherry pick arguments based on whichever gameplay webm gets posted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPSlbuSNv7s

17ers still think their kusoge was real tekken

>>527662786
Don't forget the hypocrisy of
>w-who cares that sf6 has way more players and viewers it doesn't count
>HAHAHA VF AND COTW ARENT AS POPULAR AS US

tekken 7 was everything. shartvomit8 is nothing.

the conversations with myself have gotten longer. I can pretend I'm talking to another person for a good 10 minutes before I realize what I'm doing

>>527663112
Yeah, it's pretty damn annoying how literally the only excuse the Tekken 8 apologists can come up is "BUT TEKKEN 7".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huds5qU_uB0
it's up

the prior title gets compared to the current one? PREPOSTEROUS!!!!!

MAKE TEKKEN GREA7 AGAIN

>brown europoor 17ers continuously hate on tekkino 8 while praising tekkuso 7
>uh saars topic at hand tekken 8 is unplayable!!

>>527663697
Its not a 24er, when you probe him he doesn't like T8, he doesn't like tag 2, he doesn't like anything. I don't know what his illness is.

Capcom Won

it wasn't a fart it was exposition

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

poongko, super akouma, lil majin, suiken, and genghis don made top 8 at evo in kuso7
naturally, the standards for tekkino 8 are much higher

majin is Godlike

What's wrong with poongko

>>527665317
Truth is there was no real competition in ANY fighting game until ~mid T7/SF5 era

somehow these players' placements got completely shifted with the change from T7 to T8
what does it mean?

>>527665462
Never even played Tekken before but picked up T7 Arcade Akuma and got top 3 at EVO 2016. Nothing that shameful has happened in Tekken 8 yet.

>>527665630
They're both consistent top placers tho?

>>527665630
Yagami got experience. Chanel got exposed as a fraud who can only play only a style of Tekken

>>527665630
Yagami is just hard carried by Reina's auto neutral. He looked completely awful when he tried playing nina and leroy in tournaments.

17GAWDS saved your franchise from irrelevance.
We are the strongest generation that propelled the series into the spotlight and sharted all over other FGs, Street Fighter included.
Even at our lowest point we still carried the entire FGC on our back and continued to play our game despite Murrays attempts to kill it.

24lets?
Can't even break 10K views when a big tournament is happening.

You should all kneel to us desu, but i know you that you won't because that would break your self-induced delusion about having been around since DR and experienced REAL tekken.

mashen 8 is shit and dead

>>527666438
the player count is increasing month over month

>>527666303
Rangchu is just hard carried by Julia's auto neutral. He looked completely awful when he tried playing kuma and lidia in tournaments.

>>527666410
>We are the strongest generation that propelled the series into the spotlight and sharted all over other FGs, Street Fighter included.
Which EVO did Tekken 7 have more entrants than Street Fighter at?

blud compared the panda rearry guy to some tranny win nothing masher :skull:

5DR was mid, didn't even have Reina (LOL!!)|

i can't explain to myself why i'm trying to switch to stick

>myself
I exposed

All Bokes Are Beautiful

I deserve big kazama milkers

>>527661664
>one move did this
I forgot just exactly how shit T7 was

>>527666948
well the gap between tekken 7 and jive at evo 2019 was only 52 entrants
tekken will never get that close to street fighter ever again thanks to those malaysian bastards

>>527663930
kek

>>527666303
>Yagami is just hard carried by Reina's auto neutral
If he was carried by Reina then there would be more Reinas in tournaments
Yagami is just a very good Reina player and Reina is very hard to make work in a tournament

reina is so hard bros

Ulsan won against Arslan just mashing Reina fujin stuff

>>527668285
that’s kinda unfair since 2019 was peak good will for tekken 7/public consciousness after arslan came on the scene, leroy soon followed and it was over. meanwhile jive was starting to have its redemption phase

Tekken 7 was ass when it was the latest Tekken game and it's still ass now

tekken 8 is even more ass

what am i doing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6bDz3rZaGE

What was so good about Tekken 7?

the weather i guess

Yeah because anyone using a Fujin V3 can beat Arslan with Reina, makes total sense

dead joint

>>527666891
wrong chara, rangchu always only won with bears
julia was his "trying to seem less carried by bear low immunity"-pick but he always had to crawl back to bears for the carry

he said he stopped using bears because they let you pick infinite stages and backdash 7 is kusoge

is the character after AK a new original or just a guest?

the best thing about tekken 7 was the moment it created within the fgc. it made being a tekken player cool after years of the tekken franchise losing relevance. there wasn't a tekken game at evo 2009 and in 2012 the only tekken game was sfxt

im happy tekken 8 is dragging the franchise back down to hell

thanks to tekken 8 is discovered so many new games and found my innerself again

>>527667356
why is she sweating so much

I've been grinding my life away on video games since the age of 2, I'm a failure.

I've been grinding my life away on video games since the age of 2. That's awesome.

pakis unironically killed tekken
idc if they're good the way they play by abusing shit like kazumi/anna/nina is just disgusting and no one wants to watch that shit or play against it for that matter

real tekken is cheese and mashing, when will 17ers understand this?

the only thing I regret in my life is falling for the "should chase women" psyop

>>527669584
>giving a shit what some fgc niggers think
lol

if Anna gets a rocket launcher I should atleast get to use the shotgun customization

lei wulong will get throwable knives like real cops do

real cops are morbidly obese

Why doesnt fahk get a weapon

why doesn't every character have an install, why do only paid characters have installs

why don't you SHUT THE FUCK UP

I exposed myself

because you should've been more grateful like pic related, now reap what you sow

because we are final fantasy now

Go away Stellar Chink

don't talk to Feng like that

I'm going to posit that at least 50% of Tekken pro players don't like the game

>>527670847
Lei will have a K9 and Torgal will FUCK it

I love when the chinese buy products I like
I love when company makes money
I love being a cuck

me too, also buy my arcade stick and enjoy Tekken

sf6 took all the trannies, so t8 should cather to the furries.
go, murray, show them who's boss

>play a game your whole life
>you're still shit at it
>you never come close to winning anything
>you lash out at it and join the reddit bandwagon
>your sponsor says, "players mid I dropped it"
>you have nothing but tekken so you keep playing and blaming the game because you failed at the one thing you dedicated your life to

>>527671893
king already does that part

TWT events should ban characters with weapons and installs, it would be more fair that way

who the fuck only plays Tekken as your fighting game or worse videogame in general, no one is that mentally ill

>>527671907
and that would still be more than you will achieve in your life
LOL
LMAO
LMFAO

>>527672067
what should be played then?
is SB only goonerbait or actually decent as a game like nier tomato?

>>527572191 (OP)
TMM is having so much fun playing Dead By Delight...

>>527672067
Why should I play more than one fighting game?

>>527672715
book does it

>>527672390
it's almost midnight why is he still streaming?

>>527672067
i dont even play tekken 8

blud said why should I and then other blud made it about himself

lil blud said blud

>only one paul at CEO
What's up with that?

why shouldn't you blow your ass and hemorrhoids with multiple dicks right now? it's the same answer

The world is black or white for me, I can only like one thing and hate everything else

>>527673283
Even with the buffs, too risky and too technical for optimal damage for non-specialists to play, and the specialist Paul players don't travel for whatever reason

doing 13 hour streams at 40 years old is very healthy and mature

i can't even find the motivation to play this shit anymore

the alternative is paying the alimony or getting out in Sweden

literally my only.motivation in life is that I will one day step outside and return to the world so I can set things right

Sweaty Kazuya in quick match ki charging my garbage 30 games Feng that guy should kill himself

>>527673635
people work this much at 40 while breaking their backs and for wayyyyyyyy less.
so yeah, it's actually a better choice

cope adrian

>>527674183
sign this and go flip burgers

>>527673994
But the whole point of streaming is that you have a privilege to "work" 4 hours a day max. Mailman is doing this just because he has no life.

blud is watching post 2006 japanese animation

only Josie can save tekken at this point

full ethot julia would be better

>schizoid tranny literally just posted a thumbnail of some random hentai shit for no reason
God please slit your wrists already

I watched Aris re streaming CEO so I thought it was garbage diarrhea gameplay and barely paid attention but apparently everyone thought it was hype

if everyone means the 100 people that still give a shit about tekken 8 state, then yes

>>527675320
>I watched Aris

Speedkicks and his chat are discussing Atifs performance

>i watch Aris
Opinion discarded

pineapple
on pizza dude?
no way

oh chikurin is playing

they put what on your burger?

pee break

what a game dude

hey thanks TheMainManOrange

hotdogs are kinda good

good shit.

i browse reddit daily

he owns you and the dev team

I'm in the top 1% of commentators on r/shemales

I'm deh

jobs

my name is Steve

why does Reddit always copy us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9w8KAJmaIA

Tekshit 8 was designed from the ground up to be a pakimasher

Osserva!

blud thinks he got a clue but he don't know anyone hip love tgirls and we say blud :skull:

https://x.com/PrincessnamineT/status/1934284409961943085
it's up

>>527681090

>>527681090
Average Lili player

women can do so much things that men can't

>>527681580
>Tyler1 didn't come back because the game was so shit
it's over slimebros

>>527681580
they should get IWDominate and Dardoch on that

women are useless

men are useful

>>527681580
phidx will win this time

i want to be nothing
i'm sick of trying to be something for nobody
i want to be nothing
so I can start to face the truth
living's right next to you

but life gets complicated
it's getting mad
in the end, was it overrated?

it's getting real
life gets complicated
but here I stand
i need your hand
just open up my head and
make me smile
make me cry like a child taking the first breath

taking the first breath

i want to be nothing just for you and me
sick of being something for nobody
i wanna be nothing

stop singing that gay shit

jama suru na

anna williams sex

>>527683561
yes please

kane and trench sex

this is unironically the best moment to release virtua fighter 6 and those retards are not releasing the fucking game

It's not even close to release blud

>>527683561
with lidia

>>527684271
how so? tekken 8 will probably continue bleeding. both 2xko and especially the marvel fighter will have an impact on the numbers.

Wtf kingrey tried to kill himself

>>527684271
Tekken franchise isn't recovering for the last 5 years minimum

>>527684651
people are dropping the game out of spite
if a game perceived as "honest" suddenly releases everyone will farm for likes and play and make youtube videos to compare the games. an entire ecosystem will be created

>>527684872
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>527684902
can't take his life he has none

the 1000 year old vampire stare

>>527684457
Muh president 0w0

Will Smith released a new song before we got Julia in Tekken

>>527683561
why does she have a visible thong on her clothes?

>>527684925
yea but the point is the more the game bleeds the more devastating the blow will be when more fighting game alternatives release

speedkicks voice during a family dinner

>>527685870
Suit probably has easy access to vagina so that's there to protect it from tearing or whatever

Ogre ruined Jun as character.

>>527686564
>Ogre ruined Jun
's holes.

CotW did everything right and has 200 players. Tekken 8 did everything wrong and are the 2nd largest fighting game. HMN are immune to their fuck ups

>>527686871
>CotW did everything right

>>527686871
2nd with a gigantic gap compared to 1st place though.

>>527686871
It's everything about the name of the series.

>>527686871
>CotW did everything right
except presentation (1st most important thing) and IP name (2nd most important thing)

>>527686871
>did everything right
>golasso nigga

Nice bait

'magine if DoA was any good.. we'd be SO cooked rn

>>527686121
tekken players don't and can't play anything but tekken
there will never be an alternative
at most they will just not play tekken and post on twitter instead (like they are doing now)

>>527684271
You can't rush perfection

>>527687884
>tekken players don't and can't play anything but tekken
That's not true and you know it.

what do you tekken anons play once youve had ur daily tekken 8

euhmm

>>527687884
that's why I'm secretly hoping for tekken 8 to be such a gigantic financial failure for them that they end the series right there BUT here's the kicker, they'll throw together some re-masters of the old games and what we end up with is a tight-knit community of people playing tekken 3 and 5 dr and whatever and we're having fun without e-sports, microtransactions, power creep, etc...

>>527688327
My what?

I look in the mirror and question my life

what if it's the guy in the mirror looking at you instead?

>>527683561
I sacrifice cummies to Anna every day

I have conversations with myself in the the mirror because I have no friends and I haven't been outside in a decade

https://www.twitch.tv/directory/category/asmr

>>527688327
You mean my daily shit? I play other fighters

>>527683561
would eat her poop 24/7

>>527688327
I stare at the wall until the next session.

>>527689821
god same.

lilibro btw >>527689821

I exposed myself

>>527689821
lili girliepop serving cvnt~ SLAYYY queen omg

I hit myself today

https://x.com/alreesta/status/1934462261374140709

the only thing worse than twitter posting is twitter link posting

>>527691707
men will be men.............Bagoosh

>men
>2025
ick, yikes even

ERECTIONS...SPEAK LOUDER

I hurt myself... today. To see if I still feel.

FIST MEETS MY ASSHOLE

BEES
BEES
BEES
BEES
IN MY HEEEEEEEAD

>>527686871
>fucking gorillions in marketing
>looks like a ps2 game
all that money and no one to tell the prince that normgroids like the flashy objects, should've bought Arcsystems too

SO REMEMBER

The COTW first beta really did a number on the game. The online was unplayable. They should've had perfect online right out the gate, that alone made COTW lose a couple thousand players at least. Japs in 2025 still can't understand how important functional online play is.

>>527686871
I like how the only complaints people here ever have about cotw is that it wasn't marketed well.

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