>>714242772
NTA but I returned mine when it became clear that we weren't getting a summer general Direct. I was hesitant already with how hard spinoffs and Switch 1 leftovers are carrying the Switch 2's first-party offerings that we know of at the moment Splatoon Raiders was announced the day I made my return which just pushed my hangup to a level I found kind of funny, on top of how it's going to be a much more expensive ecosystem to maintain than the Switch without doing much to justify it.

Spinoffs are fine to have ALONGSIDE a stable of mainline games for the IPs I'm interested in, but to have them frontload the Switch 2's library so heavily without any word yet on the types of games I want from those IPs is not a great first impression (coughwiiucough). Plus, more recently, seeing the way Nintendo's trying so hard to actively shove intermission races down people's throats for Mario Kart World is not a great sign to me for how they're going to behave going forward about potential criticisms that crop up as time goes on.

>>101709303
>want to take advantage of my hyperspermia to flood her womb with literal ounces of nutbutter
>but also want to paint her tummy and chest with said nutbutter
what the fuck do I do???