>be me
>15 in boston for a summer program
>get zero girls and horny out of my mind
>go on fetlife hoping to find some weird cougar so i can finally get my rocks off
>get a dm
>22 years old
>its a fucking dude
>guy tells me he's great at sucking dick and has been with straight guys before
>says they never regret it and a hole's a hole
>fuckit.webm
>take the train to his house
>he sucks me off while some lexi luna vid plays on his tv
>post nut clarity hits like a fucking semi
>no way i just got sucked off by a guy
>am i a fucking faggot?
>mfw i don't know how to feel
>mfw this was a week ago
>mfw istg im not even lying

>love cars
>hate Tesla because they're all mechanically bad vehicles
>2023
>open discord to shitpost about the new Cybertruck
>we all get a good laugh
>a few leftists in my discord group start talking about politics and Elon Musk
>leftie friend thinks I'm a leftie because I hate Tesla
>told her dozens of times that I don't care about politics
>somehow worked it's way up in her mind to me being a closeted gay and oppressed by hypothetical right-wing family members
>even invited me to stay at her home because she genuinely thinks gays are in danger or something
Can't a fella just hate something without needing to be an oppressed homo? I don't think that's too much to ask.