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6/27/2025, 6:27:52 PM
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You might be shitposting but godamn I hated Space Cop
Why the fuck couldn't they just be sincere?
All the "classics," The Room, Samurai Cop, Birdemic, all the way back to Manos and Plan 9, they hold up because they're dead fucking sincere. Imagine how dogshit it would be if Tommy Wiseau ever winked in the camera. What gives the movies any merit they have is that in spite of being poorly written, acted, directed, shot, etc. they're still completely sincere, like some wonderful maniac was going "I really tried to make the best movie I could and bring my vision to life and this was the result" and that has an ineffable charm of its own
There is genuinely a better movie buried under "I'm Rich Evans and this is Mike Stoklasa and we can't act and we have no money but here's a movie about a cop from space killing people" and they couldn't bring themselves to make it, as if they were fucking ashamed.
You might be shitposting but godamn I hated Space Cop
Why the fuck couldn't they just be sincere?
All the "classics," The Room, Samurai Cop, Birdemic, all the way back to Manos and Plan 9, they hold up because they're dead fucking sincere. Imagine how dogshit it would be if Tommy Wiseau ever winked in the camera. What gives the movies any merit they have is that in spite of being poorly written, acted, directed, shot, etc. they're still completely sincere, like some wonderful maniac was going "I really tried to make the best movie I could and bring my vision to life and this was the result" and that has an ineffable charm of its own
There is genuinely a better movie buried under "I'm Rich Evans and this is Mike Stoklasa and we can't act and we have no money but here's a movie about a cop from space killing people" and they couldn't bring themselves to make it, as if they were fucking ashamed.
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