I want a big booty goth girl to fart on my face. I'm not even joking. I want her to "joke" that, if she's not careful, she's going to shit on my face. I want her to hum along to the Depeche Mode, The Cure, Bauhaus, Type O Negative, and She Wants Revenge songs that are playing in the background in between her grunts and eventual sighs of relief as she blasts ass gas in my face. I want her farts to be pre-poop farts because those are the stinkiest. Then I want her to spread her ass cheeks and tell me to lick her asshole. I would do so eagerly and she would fart down my throat, nearly choking me. She'll laugh and call me a "good boy." She'll be my gassy mommy, of course. That's all I want. I want to be a glorified toilet for a big booty goth girl.

I want a big booty goth girl to fart on my face. I'm not even joking. I want her to "joke" that, if she's not careful, she's going to shit on my face. I want her to hum along to the Depeche Mode, The Cure, Bauhaus, Type O Negative, and She Wants Revenge songs that are playing in the background in between her grunts and eventual sighs of relief as she blasts ass gas in my face. I want her farts to be pre-poop farts because those are the stinkiest. Then I want her to spread her ass cheeks and tell me to lick her asshole. I would do so eagerly and she would fart down my throat, nearly choking me. She'll laugh and call me a "good boy." She'll be my gassy mommy, of course. That's all I want. I want to be a glorified toilet for a big booty goth girl.