>AND FOR THOSE WHO USE THE LIBRARY COMPUTERS TO LOOK UP PORNOGRAPHY- BE WARNED! FELTCH AND I WILL BE TAKING PRECAUTIONS AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE UNMONITORED COMPUTER TIME FROM HERE ON OUT
Screamed Dumbledor calmly.

Low effort Potterposting and this thread won't get more than 5 replies.

>>212418785
I make threads with weak OC potter posting with the hopes of luring out the talented potter shit posters

>>212418899
Better luck next time, buddy.

>>212418990
This is the fourth reply. What will you do once this thread exceeds 5 replies and produces quality OC potter memes?

>>212418620 (OP)
LMFAO based. More please!!!!!

>>212418620 (OP)
>WHO SEARCHED UP “HUNTER SCHAFER CROTCH PHOTOS” ON THE SCHOOL MACINTOSH?!?!? NEVILLE IM LOOKING AT YOU

>>212418785
heh 俺様の投稿で、スレの返信が6件になった

>AND FOR THOSE WHO USE THE LIBRARY COMPUTERS TO LOOK UP PORNOGRAPHY- BE WARNED! FELTCH AND I WILL BE TAKING PRECAUTIONS AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE UNMONITORED COMPUTER TIME FROM HERE ON OUT
>Screamed Dumbledor calmly.

>>212418620 (OP)
>DID YOU LOOK UP PANDA FURRY PORN ON THE LIBRARY COMPUTER AGAIN POTTER
Dumbledore bellowed rather peacefully

>>212419034
You shitting up the thread with samefag replies doesn't count.

@212418785
This post didn’t age well

Why are there any ugly wizards? Shouldn't magic mean that they can all make themselves look like supermodels?

30K bounty on OP
find details on FWT at /g/

>>212419227
Oh man my obsessed stalker is back

>>212419163
Giga based Indian spammer.

@212418785
Saar there’s 15 replies now. How does that make you feel?

>>212419130
Kek

>>212418785
lamo

>>212419163
These are the geniuses that Musk wants to import

>>212418785
Reverse psychology works everytime, I post this in every thread that I want to see take off and it happens like clockwork

>teams up with Umbridge and instigates every 'no fun allowed' law in the universe
What was Filch's problem?

lol what if Filch used to hang underage witches from their thumbs and remove all their clothes and rub his cock between their thighs and then wipe their memories so they couldn't remember anything haha

>>212418620 (OP)
>AS YOU ALL KNOW, SOMEONE HAS BEEN… “SPREADING” SHALL WE SAY, THEIR BODILY FLUIDS UNDER THE COMPUTER DESKS IN THE LIBRARY.
>Dumbeldor pauses to look at Neville. And continues making eye contact with him while he finishes speaking
>ANYONE CAUGHT DOING THIS WILL FACE THE UTMOST CONSEQUENCES HOGWARTS HAS TO OFFER

>>212418620 (OP)

THE PAIN OLYMPICS? THIS IS FAR WORSE THAN ANYTHING IN THE FORBIDDEN FOREST. 500 POINTS TO ANY HOUSE WILLING TO FESS UP! IM LOOKING AT YOU WEASLY

>>212418620 (OP)
If it was anything like the average 90s school, the students would immediately bypass all the restrictions and the faculty would only find out when a retarded first year gave the game away

>>212420106
>THE PAIN OLYMPICS?
Man, I didn't need to feel this old.

Sex magic must be insane. There must be an insane amount of spells to maximize pleasure in every single way.

>>212418620 (OP)
HARRY POTTER DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME ON GRINDR

>>212418620 (OP)
My shop teacher used to play doom in a way the kids could see it on the class screen in middle school, back in the day when doom violence was considered shooking

>log in to the Uni VPN to access journals
>forget I am logged in
>fap to shota porn through uni access
Every time.

>>212418620 (OP)
>HARRY POTTER DID YOU JIZZ ON MAD EYE MOODY'S SPARE EYEBALL, YOU FUCKING GOD DAMNED DOUBLE NIGGER
Dumbledore screamed relaxedly

>>212420265
>reality bending magic that can be used as a weapon, to create food, to gather knowledge, teleport, etc
>incel freak's first thought is about sex

>this is another school announcement concerning our sexual harassment guidelines. Any students writing fan fiction involving students OR faculty should cease immediately and delete the material. Also, any suggestive artwork involving students or staff is strictly prohibited. Failure to comply WILL result in expulsion

>"I've said it before, and I'll say it again," Dumbledore began a calm bellow echoed from his gullet, his peaceful wailing echoed across the Great Hall, "Hogwarts is a place of learning, of magic, and of friendship. It is not, however, a place for... unsuitable material to be accessed on our network." His eyes, which had been sweeping across the sea of young faces, suddenly fixed on Ron Weasley, who visibly gulped and sank lower in his seat. "The school's resources, dear students, are for your academic and magical pursuits. Let us ensure they remain so, and that our digital footprint reflects the high standards we all strive for… BUT THIS… THIS FILTH. IS NOT ALLOWED.” He calmly threw several printed out photos of loli diaper porn. “Let me be clear… to the person indulging in this material. Cease it at once or you will face expulsion.” He said calmly

>>212421725
Lmao there it is.

>>212418785
Cope

>>212418620 (OP)
Ahem
stand back plebs were comeing in hot.

>>212421679
>Again students… I do not care if you are indulging in fictional writing, the rule regarding He Who Shall Not Be Named applies all the same. Anyone willfully ignoring my announcement will be seen as a traitor to Hogwarts.”

>>212418620 (OP)
>The wind blew drearily as the ice from the rooftops craked loose and meanderd the deadly spiral towards the courtyard
>the macarbe dance of fate Why today of all days was dumbledoor calling an outdoor assembley

>AS YOU KNOW CHILDREN LUCK IS A LADY AND SHE HAS NOT BEEN RETURNING MY CALLS
>his bloodshot eyes and unwashed face was a noted anomily
>several of the Heads of department tried weaving protection spells silently several more visibly shakeing mubled prarys alloued
>AND IN ORDER TO REASERT MY DEVOTION TO THE LADY WE ARE GOING TO PLAY A GAME dubledoor continued
>just before a student was decapitated by a larger than ussual chunk of razor sharp ice a blue hue flickerd brightly and desovled it into simple rain
>the staff begain screaming prayrs allowed as dumbledoor ripped his wand from his belt turning to the teachers his malevolant gaze searching for a culprit

kek i got bored

>TROLLS! ON THE FORUM!!!

Complete reddit tranny tier trash ITT so far

>"HARRY POTTER!!!! DID YOU CUM IN MY POLYJUICE POTION??" Harry screamed calmly

Best thread on /tv/

>WHOS THE LITTLE SHIT THAT BROKE INTO MY OFFICE AND GOT MY PLANETSIDE ACCOUNT BANNED ILL HAVE YOU HANGED AND WHIPPED I SWEAR TO GOD YOU LITTLE SHIT

I want a big booty goth girl to fart on my face. I'm not even joking. I want her to "joke" that, if she's not careful, she's going to shit on my face. I want her to hum along to the Depeche Mode, The Cure, Bauhaus, Type O Negative, and She Wants Revenge songs that are playing in the background in between her grunts and eventual sighs of relief as she blasts ass gas in my face. I want her farts to be pre-poop farts because those are the stinkiest. Then I want her to spread her ass cheeks and tell me to lick her asshole. I would do so eagerly and she would fart down my throat, nearly choking me. She'll laugh and call me a "good boy." She'll be my gassy mommy, of course. That's all I want. I want to be a glorified toilet for a big booty goth girl.

>>212424120
pfft

>>212420076
Filch is a squib, he'd have to use chemical means to wipe their memories rather than magic

>>212419212
Hermione canonically made herself hotter in the books. It said she had fucked up British teeth that she fixed

>>212424817
YES YES YES

>>212418620 (OP)
>AT THE FIRST SIGN OF INTERFERENCE FROM THE MUGGLE WORLD, OR IF ANYONE ATTEMPTS TO FLEE, THIS ANONYMOUS WIZARD, THIS UNSUNG HERO, WILL TRIGGER THE AVADA KEDAVRA SPELL NOT JUST ON YOU, BUT ON YOUR FAMILY, AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE. FOR NOW, MARTIAL LAW IS IN EFFECT. RETURN TO YOUR DORMITORIES, HOLD YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS CLOSE.
Dumbeldor bellowed gently

>>212418620 (OP)
how was PotterHeads threads on /tv/ during the Harry Potter movies? 4chan came to life after the first movie, and /tv/ came later on. However, I think it was around before the 8th no?

>>212418785
>>212418990
>>212419227
>>212419179
Get absolutely raped you little incel freak lmao get a fucking friend, loser

>>212425225
this is the acceptable amount of thicc

>>212426714
There’s thicc then there’s obese

>"HARRY DID YOU FUCKING HAVE SEX WITH HERMIONE WITHOUT MY FUCKING PERMISSION!?" Dumbledore bellowed meekly as the great hall quieted down, shocked at the headmasters sudden calm outburst.
>"It wasn't m-me headmaster, I swear!" Replied Harry.
>"YOU LYING CUNT, I'M GONNA CHOP YOUR FUCKING BALLS OFF!" Roared Dumbledore politely.
>"BUT FIRST . . . " Dumbledore's gaze fell upon Hermione, who was petrified, and quivering.
>YOU FUCKING SLUT! HOW COULD YOU?! THIS WILL NOT STAND!" Dumbledore shouted quietly.
>"It's not true headmaster! It's simply not true." Hermione said, sobbing.
>"YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW YOU'RE PREGNANT?! YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH, I CAN SMELL IT ON YOU, AND IF YOU THINK I'M LETTING THAT MONSTER INTO THIS WORLD YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING HO!" He yelled faintly.
>Dumbledore raised his wand, pointing it at Hermione's stomach.
>"EXPECTO ABORSHUN!"
>Hermione began screaming and writhing in pain as her limbs extended and a fetus began slowly coming out of her vagina.
>Shouts and pandemonium erupted in the Great Hall.
>Dumbledore chuckled as the spell completed, leaving Hermione unconscious as a small fetus lay on the ground.
>"YEETUS FETUS!" Dumbledore said calmly, before the stunned onlookers watched him quickly stretch his legs over to the fetus and kick it through the Great Hall windows into the lake below.
>Mr. Filch blows a whistle and signals for a touchdown
>Dumbledore smiled, before quickly turning around and raising his wand at Professor Flitwick
>"AVADA KEDAVRA!"

lmaoing@this itranny desperately necoring his thread for 5 hours straight

>>212429438

https://vocaroo.com/1jp2EEarhRsN

>>212429438
You’re actually still here crying after getting btfo’d this badly?

>>212429438
Holy shit move on already loser

>>212424120
I assume you’re a manager or director making 6 figures at a large company.

>>212418620 (OP)
They hide all the moving paintings with naked people in them from the students.

>Let me read a letter I recently received. "Dear Professor Dumbledore. Why has Hogwarts seen fit to suppress our reproductive cycle? Sincerely, A Concerned Student."

>it’s with a heavy heart that I announce funding for pride month has been cut due to the second Voldermort presidency. In an act of rebellion, I am organizing a no kings day protest. We must make our voices heard here at Hogwarts and around the wizarding world.

>POUR IT INTO MY MOUTH YOU LITTLE FAGGOT. NO I AM NOT TOO DRUNK. IM BARELY EVEN BUZZED!!! YOU SWORE, YOU LITTLE FREAK. YOU SWORE YOU WOULDNT CUT ME OFF. I DESERVE THIS. IVE EARNED IT. MINUS 10 BILLION POINTS FROM GRYPHONDOR!! FUCK IT, MINUS 200 BILLION!!!!! NOW LOOK WHAT YOUVE MADE ME DO!!!!! AND YOU HAVE NOBODY TO BLAME FOR THIS BUT YOURSELF YOU SELFISH LITTLE BITCH!!!!!! NOW POUR IT INTO MY MOUTH. NOW!!! DO IT NOW HARRY!!! NOW!!!!!

>>212429897
haha

>>212429438
Truly is shocking how zach was the better potterpleb than these nu potter trannoids from reddit.
RIP you happa freak

>>212418785
>>212418620 (OP)
samefag