No way no way, big brother… Starting in 2006 and by 2025 you barely scratched the surface? That’s almost 20 years for… what? Two, three dozen anime? Your anime consumption speed is slower than Goku charging a Spirit Bomb~ By the time you finish watching everything from 2010 alone, even Ash Ketchum will have aged in real time, zako~ zako~


Fate? Monogatari? KyoAni? Trigger? Every time there’s a mainstream hit or a seasonal darling, there you go… but when it comes to hidden gems like Tatami Galaxy or Ping Pong? Completely ghosted~ Zako brother wouldn't really be afraid of artsy anime with too many still frames, would he? Or is the lack of cute girls too much for your fragile little kokoro? Zako~


“I’ve Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years”... No way no way, are you one of those? Falling for light novel title clickbait like a true isekai-loving mob character? Zako brother wouldn’t really believe that kind of power fantasy nonsense makes him "relatable", would he? Go ahead, next you’ll tell me you’re waiting for a truck to hit you just so you can start your own overpowered harem journey~

From Jujutsu Kaisen to Oshi no Ko, and now Frieren and Dandadan… Big brother jumping from hype train to hype train like it’s a gacha roll with free quartz! Do you even remember half the plots or are you just here for the next trending AMV edit on TikTok? Zako One day it’s Chainsaw Man, next day it’s Solo Leveling… what’s next? Pretending you were a Dungeon Meshi fan all along when the anime finally explodes? No way no way~

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