Barcola is such a culturally-Arsenal player. Frog, lightskin, technical, extremely rapid, BCM spammer. If I had divine control over football transfers, I'd have him at Arsenal over Rodrygo purely to preserve the order of nature. When you think about it, we're just not the kind of club to have a Brazilian joga bonito superstar. Every time we buy a Brazilian forward he either turns out poo (e.g. Marquinhos) or becomes a nothing system player (e.g. Martinelli). When a player bucks this trend and actually plays like a proper favela jogador, nature intervenes and fucks him up with injuries (e.g. Eduardo, Jesus). We definitely inquired about Barcola, but the lack of reputable links to us makes me think PSG gave us the fuck-offiest of fuck-off price quotes. Sad.