haha holy shit. so i just sat down to eat muh chicken sam and tatertots from the nice grocery store deli and in the dark i felt it all slide from my lap and hit the floor, like the sound of my stomach dropping in real time. then i looked. and that paper they put in the box to control the condensation? nearly every single tater tor and the entire sammich landed on that paper and remained completely perfectly intact and sound.

pic related, i had picked up the sammich of the paper already for security