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7/17/2025, 3:56:34 AM
>ONE POINT TO SLYTHERIN FOR EVERY JEW KILLED IN THE HOLOCAUST!
>malfoy sneers
>the old coot is having us on, that’s zero points…
>144,000 POINTS, MOSTLY DUE TO TYPHUS
>slytherin begins cheering
>HOWEVER…
>their jubilation dies almost instantly and you hear quiet weeping from the back of the hall
>IT IS ONLY FAIR WE RECOGNISE BOTH SIDES OF THE DEBATE…
>AND SO I AWARD ONE POINT TO GRYIFFINDOR FOR EVERY CHRISTIAN KILLED BY JEWISH BOLSHEVIKS
>murmuring across the hall as nobody knows how many that was
>20 MILLION POINTS! YOU HEARD ME CORRECTLY! 20 MILLION FUCKING WHITE CHRISTIANS KILLED! AND THEY DIDNT TEACH ANY OF YOU DID THEY? DID THEY????
>statues come to life and start stomping into the hall
>slytherins resign themselves to another month in the dungeon
>they walk past
>they hoist filius fitwick into the air
>LETS EVEN THOSE NUMBERS SHALL WE CHILDREN? DIE YOU DYSGENIC MIDGET KIKE!
>nobody dares mention how fitwick isn’t even jewish as the golems tear his arms and legs off and he screams in agony
>144001 POINTS TO SLYTHERIN! OOOOO YOU CAN STILL WIN THE CUP YET BOYS AND GIRLS!
>everyone cheers
>malfoy sneers
>the old coot is having us on, that’s zero points…
>144,000 POINTS, MOSTLY DUE TO TYPHUS
>slytherin begins cheering
>HOWEVER…
>their jubilation dies almost instantly and you hear quiet weeping from the back of the hall
>IT IS ONLY FAIR WE RECOGNISE BOTH SIDES OF THE DEBATE…
>AND SO I AWARD ONE POINT TO GRYIFFINDOR FOR EVERY CHRISTIAN KILLED BY JEWISH BOLSHEVIKS
>murmuring across the hall as nobody knows how many that was
>20 MILLION POINTS! YOU HEARD ME CORRECTLY! 20 MILLION FUCKING WHITE CHRISTIANS KILLED! AND THEY DIDNT TEACH ANY OF YOU DID THEY? DID THEY????
>statues come to life and start stomping into the hall
>slytherins resign themselves to another month in the dungeon
>they walk past
>they hoist filius fitwick into the air
>LETS EVEN THOSE NUMBERS SHALL WE CHILDREN? DIE YOU DYSGENIC MIDGET KIKE!
>nobody dares mention how fitwick isn’t even jewish as the golems tear his arms and legs off and he screams in agony
>144001 POINTS TO SLYTHERIN! OOOOO YOU CAN STILL WIN THE CUP YET BOYS AND GIRLS!
>everyone cheers
6/20/2025, 10:48:15 PM
>Yes, yes, excellent quarter, Slytherin. Truly outstanding. However, recent market shifts must be taken into account. And I have a few last-minute adjustments to our cash flow projections.
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