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6/25/2025, 5:24:28 PM
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"No matter, it's too late. DHV Magellan is designed as some sort of transmitter for our consciousness and state of being. We're going to use this vehicle as-"
"End of Evangelion, we know" I said wearily.
"Why are you even opposing us?! The awful sidecut girl said you LIKED this sort of thing!" exclaimed the seething amalgamation of data analytics autists.
"Honestly? Normally I'd be TOTALLY for humanity being reformatted into Ideal Masters as an adaptation to ongoing apocalypses, and ideologically opposed to the value of continued existence in a flawed meat vessel" I admitted. "But. One, I just put a shitload of work into setting up this global train network, and every human survivor voicing their appreciation for it, sharing my love of trains however much lesser by comparison is...putting me in a good mood. Two. There's a name for your particular of humanity fuck yeah conceit. MOON CANCER. After dealing with THAT, I've decided that right here and right now isn't a healthy opportunity for humanity to form a hivemind. I'll let you people come to accept hivemind superiority in another few centuries of chiral networking, and literal symbiosis with the afterlife. And three. Your afterlife metaverse is missing some crucial information"
"...which is?"
"NEITHER Extinction Entity wants the world to end"
The hivemind of damned souls paused at that. It started spouting traditional japanese villain-isms like "that's not possible!" and "this is beyond my calculations!". And while all this was going on Die-Hardman burst out of the ship, busted out a dance number, and revealed that he'd outskilled APAS by having a friend redesigned the Magellan to also DISconnect chiral transmissions effectively locking the amalgamation out of it's intended tools.
The UAC proceded to take the now-impotent APAS to court for Grand Theft Physicality.
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"No matter, it's too late. DHV Magellan is designed as some sort of transmitter for our consciousness and state of being. We're going to use this vehicle as-"
"End of Evangelion, we know" I said wearily.
"Why are you even opposing us?! The awful sidecut girl said you LIKED this sort of thing!" exclaimed the seething amalgamation of data analytics autists.
"Honestly? Normally I'd be TOTALLY for humanity being reformatted into Ideal Masters as an adaptation to ongoing apocalypses, and ideologically opposed to the value of continued existence in a flawed meat vessel" I admitted. "But. One, I just put a shitload of work into setting up this global train network, and every human survivor voicing their appreciation for it, sharing my love of trains however much lesser by comparison is...putting me in a good mood. Two. There's a name for your particular of humanity fuck yeah conceit. MOON CANCER. After dealing with THAT, I've decided that right here and right now isn't a healthy opportunity for humanity to form a hivemind. I'll let you people come to accept hivemind superiority in another few centuries of chiral networking, and literal symbiosis with the afterlife. And three. Your afterlife metaverse is missing some crucial information"
"...which is?"
"NEITHER Extinction Entity wants the world to end"
The hivemind of damned souls paused at that. It started spouting traditional japanese villain-isms like "that's not possible!" and "this is beyond my calculations!". And while all this was going on Die-Hardman burst out of the ship, busted out a dance number, and revealed that he'd outskilled APAS by having a friend redesigned the Magellan to also DISconnect chiral transmissions effectively locking the amalgamation out of it's intended tools.
The UAC proceded to take the now-impotent APAS to court for Grand Theft Physicality.
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