>>715670441
Given Sakurai, I believe it

Good to see this place is still an asylum with orderlies

>go mounting hiking
>sit down to rest and drink on the peak
>open new bottle
>it has so much pressure for some fucking reason that it blasts my face as I open it
>so surprised by it that I move my legs and somehow end up kicking my phone
>feel like in a Monty Python sketch because the phone hits that perfect 90° angle to land on the side, so it keeps bumping and rolling down the slope like a wheel
When I thought things couldn't get any fucking worse...

I'm glad I was the only one on the peak, because I cursed as if I was stabbing somebody with my name to death.