Imagine being Ellen's kids
Imagine having to live with the fact your mother sells her body for cash, puts you in her comics against your will, and picks fights with strangers on the internet who have found out everything about her life.
Imagine the mockery those kids get at school. Imagine having to go to school every day to hear "your mother is a whore" comments and knowing that you can't even deny it.
Imagine having to go back home and get the same old "sex work is real work" schpiel from your mother.
Imagine knowing your father can't do anything about it because Ellen's just about the only woman he can get.
Imagine that life. You're essentially a hostage. Your mother prioritises giving her reddit mod legion free feet pics and fighting a losing battle against hackers and trolls over your wellbeing.

Every day, I care less about Ellen's bullshit. I just want her damn kids to get out of there.