I was playing Rome total war in my underwear and eating an apple fritter, and I had finished half of it but I kept getting the sugar all over my hands and the battle was about to start and I was tired of wiping off my hands after every bite so I shoved the whole thing in my mouth and was pushing it in with the heel of my hand when my dad walked in.

There was a look of such unrestrained disgust on his face that I still feel the sting of it all these months later. Like just total disappointment, completely let the fuck down.