Thread 212212930

Hukilau edition

Previous:>>212198206

>>212212993
>heels high
is she a fake asian?

I throw my net out into the sea
All the umahuma coma a swimming to me

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=isONIFR8bt8

>>212213034
It looks better on photo like that

If women were chaste and not whores, you wouldn't be able to fuck em
Think about that the next time you judge a slut
Sluts are a gift to the world

Did they reach the Hukilau dance at your elementary school?

>>212212993
>no tits to speak of
Shame

A slut is someone who fucks everyone
A bitch is someone who fucks everyone except you

>>212213109
no ass either

>>212213142
Spinster esque post

>>212213169
bodied that freak

>>212213157
Easily forgiven since I'm white but would have been nice

When I went to Hawaii I was shocked by how many Portuguese people were there. I had never even seen a Portuguese before I went

>>212213142
kek good post

Whypipo music not bad
https://youtu.be/wnOha4mMeSw?feature=shared

There were lots of Filipinos in Hawaii too. You couldn't go ten feet without seeing someone making Adobo

hey bring me some sex over here

My parents on their wedding day

>>212213433
Hello.

>>212213433
LOL You're a beaner

>>212213451
No im not
Im a white italian man

according to Bataille, the experience from within differs from the mystical experience in that it does not seek a revelation from a source beyond discourse.
it doesnt wait for the anguish and ignorance of its condition to be cured by an answer, a final knowledge.
the experience from within is a state similar to the trance of the mystic yet doesnt admit transcendance. it stays in the night of its own lack of reference and limit.
the mystic makes a choice motivated by reward, and an instinct of self preservation
the subject on the other end has no promises, and bets his whole being into experience
from here every point is equal to the other, and human life is limitless in potential. it can and should be undertaken to its utmost limit, through an all in gamble of the seld, a spending of the soul, of the energies to a point of sacred burn. to a point where death can testify for life in its most outpouring expression

zoo wee mama!

>>212213468
Mejorar la raza o algo

>flying to Germany for a business trip in a few hours
>massive heat wave expected this week, temps close to 100f
>just got notice that our office does not have AC
Guys… I was so excited for this trip now I’m scared this is gonna be one of the worst weeks of my life…

im hungry

niggas is houngry

>>212213169
Bezos looks about 77, though he's only about 63. Notice his wrinkly neck just above collar.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PMbELEUfmIA&pp=0gcJCf0Ao7VqN5tD

At the mall aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>212213487
Bataille was a sexually repressed pervert loser
Not sure why anyone would take that freak seriously

my butthole has lost all its elasticity just from daily wear and tear

post your bitch

I should become a professional scammer.
Scamming seems like a lot of fun. I imagine it's gotta be easy with so many gullible boomer tards online

>>212214025
Great body

Never buy mineral sunscreen this shit is like glue

shaven, bleached, tight

People have no inherent value. Your only value in life is your possessions, net worth, and status
Anyone who claims the contrary is a liar

>>212214109
i'm value infinite to myself and thats all that matters

Spit some truth

at this point the US is literally a jewish colony and it's not rhetoric or hyperbole, they're essentially janissary slave soldiers for a foreign country that has hijacked all of their institutions. grim.

>>212213807
i think it's a brave approach to the void, loss, futility.
where the average thinker came up with routines, axioms, morals, or mental demonstrations proving the existence of a first cause.
He makes a living material out of the abyss.

I ran 20 miles today

>>212214109
All of those things can be taken away or lost, so they don't matter either

>at red light behind a Toyota sienna and a liften Ford truck
>Ford truck revs up loud as fuck and spews black smoke
>Obviously trying to race the sienna
>Light turns green
>Sienna is a hybrid and completely fucking walks it, not even close

>>212214135
Infinite value is the same as zero value, since neither value exists in reality

hmm
https://x.com/goyabeangroyper/status/1938622532627595301

I have a goonstick
you have a goontwig

>>212214417
i have a goonlog

>>212214261
Trucks can have a lot of power but they weigh a shit ton and those coal rolling retards ruin the engine's performance. It's always funny watched them get gapped by a little 4 pot or something

I have a goonpencil

>>212214523
Ok.

path of reaching the experience beyond limits
drunkenness
erotism
poetry
mysticism
sacrifice
war
failure

while different they are all tend towards an absolute experience of danger, boundlessness, sacred, without guarantee and no return

Why don't chuds dump testosterone into the water supply to counter act all the estrogenic compounds?
Chuds are sissies unwilling to do anything real

>>212214566
I have more testosterone than you

head is pounding bros....

>>212214551
Ok so how much of that did Bataille do in real life?
Probably not much

just gooned to every single post in this thread, my dick is numb and throbbing

Electric cars sound like EVAs

I feel like slutty women could make a lot of money blackmailing men
So why don't they?
Just target married men record yourself having sex, then blackmail, rinse and repeat
You could make so much money but women are too retard and cowardly

>>212214109
On the contrary I regard possessions, net worth, and status as valuable only insofar as they augment personality in a certain aesthetic sense. which is also to say that I far prefer the most severe sounding baroque fugue to any such rhetoric.

>>212214261
>flag
>story
No way

>>212214736
They do exactly just that i don't know what the fuck you are talking about

>>212213749
Why do you always post this lol

>>212214790
Maybe in your cunt, but I've never heard anything like that happening here

>>212214025
Sex!!

Where my hug at?

>>212214566
Cause then women would start growing hair and muscle and become unfuckable

I ate a hot fog with the plastic and all wtf

>>212214606
Idk nigga I wasnt there. Im just reading La Part Maudite these days and I think what he wrote is cool

how you a US citizen even know about some his biography first of all and why are you so keen on disliking him and his idea?
are you teaching philosophy at Yale?

>>212214109
>Anyone who claims the contrary is a liar
It's impossible to engage meaningfully when you say shit like this

>>212212930 (OP)
I would rather make 30k in Spain Than 100k in America

>>212215041
Ok? Bye?

>>212214850
Best I can do.

what is playing on your machine right now?

The twenty-third day of the seventh month of Imperial Year 1023


The hour was early, long before the morning mist had cleared. A clamor rose into the air, the clattering of armor and the whinnying of countless horses. Before the main gate of Berg Fortress, cavalry and infantry lined up in staggering numbers. Every soldier radiated eagerness. Their faces bore fierce expressions born of a mix of elation and anticipation.

>>212214957
Tbf I don't think he wanted to be engaged meaningfully

>>212214952
I used to read him when I was younger. I think I probably heard of him first from /lit/
He's not that obscure

>>212215136
Kek

>>212215187
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QiffxVoJ7-Q&list=RDQiffxVoJ7-Q&start_radio=1

>>212215136
Idk why people say this like it's china and you aren't allowed to move away without state approval. Like, if you don't want to live here no one is stopping you from going some place else nigga

Slept 9 hours last night

Starships were meant to flyyyyyyyy

>>212212930 (OP)
I was tired of my lady
We'd been together too long
Like a worn out recording
Of a favorite song
So while she lay there sleeping
I read the paper in bed
And in the personal columns
There was this letter I read
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXG_I_tf_i4

this is a must know for the real ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4BTrvdoH5g

Is there a way to tell if a woman is genuinely enjoying my presence? Doesn't have to be anything sexual or romantic, it just that if I ever have to do anything with anyone I can't give a shit unless the other person also gives a shit

>>212215384
You can usually tell by how what her vagene is

>>212215384
You might guess, but ultimately there's no way to know without telepathy. Just one of those the things about this life, nothing is ever certain no matter how much you plan and prepare

>>212215406
wet i am durnk

My family keeps visiting my 90 year old grandma for hours and don't realize she's tired and wants to be alone

They see it as "shes going to die soon so I need to spend as much time with her as humanly possible" instead of "she's going to die soon, I should let her spend her final moments peacefully instead of having to entertain my ass"

>>212215384
How much they smile, unironically. If you see them smiling a lot then they probably like having you around. This is true for just friends as well

>>212215384
>Sexual
Gawking wide eyed at you
Dangling her leg out in your direction
Frequently asks for your help like carrying stuff for her
>Platonic / general friendliness
Goes out of her way to ask questions

>>212215449
having children is really the worst decision a person can make

crazy how yoga and sushi were already popular in USA in 1980s but they only entered mainstream here in finland in 2010s

Does cum like my bathing suit? It has sharks

>>212215521
USA and Nippon have a very special relationship

I hate Houston, worst place on Earth

>>212215574
idk man
Austin is like Houston but gay

>>212215521
Foreigners are always a few decades behind, at least they were before the internet

>>212215554
Yoga is indian

>>212215616
Sure but i liv ein Houston
i dont liek mexicanos

Is it too early for bed

>>212215722
Don't care + didn't ask yoga faggot

No se ingles
k dice ayy?

Please!

>>212215650
true
I still believe it happens despite the internet
but I'm not so excited about the new hot thing because people live like 50% so the new things are probably just some online bullshit
I'm tired of living my life through the black mirror bros
I want my 90s childhood back

>>212215755
>it's 22:30 PM in Finland
we can go bed together my nigga rn

reading this bitch online complaining about how doctors ask to weigh her
How it's fat shaming or something
Then also complained about how docs ask her about her birth control . It's obviously peritinent as the reason docs ask women more than men about birth control is because male birth control doesn't have other effects like the pill does
Why are women so retarded and over emotional?
like they think a medical professional is personally judging them for their weight

>>212215803
*live 50% of their lives on the internet

lol the jews lost the culture war
https://x.com/I_amMukhtar/status/1939003063265882623

>>212213468
Bruh your dad looks like a middle easterner

Dizem que sou louco

>>212215974
lol

>>212215866
>Why are women so retarded and over emotional?
women are naturally neurotic
also they learn from young age that they can't physical force their way in most situations thus they become emotional
they seek cooperation to resolve whereas men can just trust themselves

I was playing Rome total war in my underwear and eating an apple fritter, and I had finished half of it but I kept getting the sugar all over my hands and the battle was about to start and I was tired of wiping off my hands after every bite so I shoved the whole thing in my mouth and was pushing it in with the heel of my hand when my dad walked in.

There was a look of such unrestrained disgust on his face that I still feel the sting of it all these months later. Like just total disappointment, completely let the fuck down.

Dogberg now requires $80 medication every month and $100 special kangaroo meat dry food

>>212215974
this is my supervisor

>>212216170
never had one of these in my life

>>212216081
yeah but why the narcicissism of assuming the whole world is judging them for their weight or other things
like I'd understand being self conscious about weight with a potential sexual partner, but with a doctor makes no sense
Your doctor doesn't want to fuck you. he/she just wants to diagnose whatever issues you have

>>212216174
Your dog broke. Time to get a new one
Here Yeller

>>212216184
They're delicious, especially fresh out the oven with ice cold milk

>>212216217
He's only 2 years old

there is nothing better than waking up and taking a gnarly fresh dook, still wouldn't date an indian guy tho

Started playing thief 1 again I'm at the gambling house level

>>212216314
Love that game, me

>>212216346
Taffer

>>212216254
Damn almost 1k extra a year for sick dog medicine
Definitely reroll dogs. This one can have an accident and you can buy a more reliable dog.
A shit bull is the 95 corolla of dogs. Get one of them

>>212216314
thief is one of the best video james ever made.
maybe the best

The last meal

>>212216451
If I ate all of that would I die

legal terms have such interesting origins. for example the origin of the term "held in contempt" comes from the fact that in old english monarchies, the purpose of a judge was to speak and act for the king. and so by disrespecting the judge/court, it was essentially the same as being contemptuous (low level treason) against your own king. neat!

>>212216418
immersive sims SLAP.

>>212216482
yeah, shame they stopped making them after 1998

>>212216197
it's just neuroticism
she's trying to find comfort in having others agree with her beliefs because she has some sort of mental issue with herself
it honestly has nothing to do with common sense or logic
she just can't accept the fact that someone thinks she's fat, even if that's not relevant to the situation. she just feels so insecure and helpless in that so she then tries to take a control in this way

>>212215233
what do you believe in

>>212216545
Thief 2 came out in 2000

Zenny

>>212216451
a reminder that this race traitor had children with a gook

would you an average asian girl

>>212216658
yes, many times

>>212216572
Why did they make her a disgenic brownoid in the new one

head still pounding broos and CRAAAAACCKKKKKKKKK UHHH MY BACKKKKK

f*ck this jew
https://x.com/PamphletsY/status/1938968818296160439

>>212216693
Because every film must have a brown or black person

>>212216747
kek these people need to stop
You can't beat the jew. Best you can do is join them. Marry in or become a shabbos goy

>>212216652
He also had white children with a white woman as well
His son who's an actor looks just like him

She's so cute

>>212216572
apparently this bitch will star in the next bravo nolan kino. i hope she doesnt ruin it like she ruined everything else to date.

I feel so sick to my stomach bros why did it have to end like this :( I never want to date again

>>212216652
Italians aren't white

>>212217022
can't wait to get to this part of dating

>>212217022
the pain will fade
just don't anything stupid and just chill
your head will come around eventually

watching destiny

Watching The Bear

>>212217053
Yes they are in real life
On this website they arent though because of memes

if someone asks, I'll be in my sleeping chamber
have a good night /cum/

hey Jacob

im getting old

Took a nap for the first time in years
That shit was so cash

>>212217480
Wasn't talking to you, Beniamino

this book was really, really good. I'd recommend it to all my /cum/ frens

this >>212216912 anon is sick and he needs to go to job in monday
you have to wish him in new thread >>212217140 a fast recovery

>>212217832
You know what's a good book? Amelia Bedilia Cleans Up

how come we allow gays to masturbate while walking the pride parade

Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk

>>212217892
Idk somehow pride and gay acceptance means allowing them to walk around in their fetish dresses and sucking each other off in public

>>212217832
I wish I knew how to read

>>212217892
We don't, that's illegal

Do siesta

>>212217892
>>212217953
Fuck off chud

You want me to be physically removed from this country because I’m brown

>>212218057
correct

>>212218057
i am brown too

white people are so racist they deserve everything that's coming for them

>>212218057
Yes
>>212218007
Its a compliment

>>212218133
That’s not right
>>212218136
We’re not going anywhere

>>212218164
this wouldnt have gone down if aunt may's life was on the line

>>212218181
damn right brother

>>212218181
He might not, but you are

i should have quit drinking when i drove home drunk and crashed into the garage door

>>212218278
it had it coming

Poop is brown

>>212218278
Dumbass
Like who drives drunk? When I'm drunk I'm terrified of driving, a cars a 2 ton death machine, I'm not getting in that thing wasted

>>212218261
I’m an American citizen
Trump and Elon love me

>>212218278
I hit a mailbox and called the police myself after helping the owner put stuff back together
I've been sober since then and am likely staying sober for a little while

>>212218401
Oh. Well watch your step, brownoid

>>212218385
you just haven't got enough balls man

>>212218385
Drunk driving is fun as fck & ur a pussy faggot

Just had some watermelon

watchin destiny

>>212218353
Once knew this guy who used to say he was going to give a birth to an orphan nigger before he took a dump
Once caught him yelling nigger really loud when we saw a black (seeing one used to be rare so it wasn’t that common)

>>212218385
People underestimate how drunk they are. They think an hour is enough to clear a drink from their system even though it's closer to two, and some bartenders over-pour

>>212218385
it's the cleanest best pleasure

>>212218530
I got it

>>212218513
I am my own bartender & I over pour also I rape the road

Watching ghost adventures

>>212218491
omg same

>>212218585
Lmao my grandma just called that show bullshit and then changed it to ancient aliens

Omg I just survived a 5 minute interaction with a stranger

>>212218678
Incel walk?

>>212218636
Your granny is a dumb hoe bag

have to walk half a mile to the laundromat to pick up my laundry :(

Is this the perfect female form?

>>212218033

>>212218851
where's the penis

>>212218851
Yes

quintessential canadian post

anyone else having issues loading the captcha and posting?

>>212218924
Yes

>>212218924
yah, I thought it was just my wifi shitting itself

some shots from my hike today.

people out here are really writing papers on 4chan boards

might take forever to upload them all because of the connection issues.

>>212218851
neeeeeeein nein.......zu fett...

can I post now?

>>212212930 (OP)
anyone got that excerpt from a research paper on Hawaiian culture and how sexual their culture was?

>>212218953
its not a hike if its flat. then its a stroll

i cant post

>>212218997
Only if you put the cage on

listening to take it easy by the eagles

i should get an asian gf, i feel like that would be good

Sharty won

FIX YOUR FUCKING SITE, HIROSHIMOOT

>>212219057
go for it

Just visited Hillsboro. Full of foreigners

Went for a lindy walk (1 hour)

captcha keeps fucking up and connection errors

hungry

MMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT

>>212218984
>>212219005
red-wing blackbird aka agelaius phoeniceus
they'll swoop you this time of year if you get close to their nests

that's all of them.

False flag to make people buy the pass

Diddy likes other men's cum on his nipples

>>212219121
luv me lindy walk

>>212219027
cute

>>212219102
the whole west coast is

>>212219146
He's drinking Pina coladas in Cuba with his google money

if you had to change your name what would you change it to

Captcha finally loaded but now I have nothing to say

>>212219157
i dig

is it happening again? have we been haxxored?

you can post by refreshing the bad gateway page

>>212219268
okay tried it

thats it im quitting 4chan! goodbye!

I move out of my mommy's house tomorrow bros. I'm scared...

>>212219268
And how the fuck would I do that!!!

>>212219297
is that girl on the right even trying? move those hips!

1 to 9 get sloppe
0 no sloppe

Don't even try to mess with me, I have a gun!

>>212218851
Is that a doll? Why did they make the legs fat

This guy posts itt

>>212219314
where ya movin' to

already came back from the sloppe shoppe

DEATH DEATH TO THE IDF

>>212219380
31 going on 47
why do some niggas age like milk

>>212219314
good luck, we are here for support

>>212219380
that profile was 1000% made by a chud

>>212219380
this is a guy who knows what he needs to do to get pussy

>>212219405
yup

>>212219380
Beware of men like this, especially in a workplace. They will eventually get "bad vibes" from you for some trivial or imagined reason and villainize you to everyone they know, possibly hurting your career or even getting you into legal issues.

>>212219441
100% truth nuke
What's worse is that their veneer of friendliness almost lulls you into comfort and trust.

This is a womanly trait but now it extends to WEAK MEN as well

here's the youtuber lady I traumatized

i'm cuter than u

Carol Alt

>>212219707
proofs

>>212219707
you have a dick and balls

>>212219805
i dont actually~

ive been drinking since 11 am

ive been gooning since 8 am

studying again today

I'm sure we'd have a fine romance

>>212219829
you have a festering wound in the place where your dick and balls used to be

One of the only good things about me is that I'm funny. Every girl I've been with has said this

>>212219884
I have many times opened the bar at 10am and stayed until close at 2am

just saw the ugliest woman I've ever seen in my life. Dog faced would be a compliment

>>212219959
what's your best joke

>>212219829
waste of a good dick

>>212219959
tell us a joke funnyman

>>212219928
what are you studying anon

>>212219990
day drinking is too powerful. The only thing that will make me stop is my paycheck running out.

listening to the charlie brown christmas album has me wishing it was winter

Noooo NOT MY WIFE

>>212219990
powerful

Got some japslop banana milk

>>212220051
nothing stops me

>>>212220129
You dont know how jealous i am of this image

>>212220169
it's even better when the humpbacks are in the bay jumping around

>>212220003
>>212220021
I don't tell jokes, I'm just witty

>>212220129
where this? san deigo?

>>212220272
if you were witty you'd find a witty way to say you have no jokes

>>212219688
How'd you do it

>>212220305
you are right. i could, but i'm not trying to impress you so i didnt. my mom is pretty funny to so i think i got it from her

You can't refute ANY of the stuff he brought up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzNEFwLz6C4&ab_channel=ZohranMamdaniforNYC

Just took a massive shit.

>>212220385
>DUDE FREE STUFF
Bernie already tried this

UBI works

>>212220235
I LOVE SUN I LOVE IT SO MUCH

>guy refuses to say pissrael should be a jewish state
>guy says he'll arrest bibi if he comes to NYC
>this upsets *checks notes* white nationalists

>>212220471
how

>>212220431
He's literally going to turn NYC into a commie paradise, you guys say real socialism has never been tried anyway
https://youtu.be/-GO1v1VZLPU?si=a61ZJ3ELVVdU9wMq

>>212220390
just gooned to this thread AGAIN my dick is THROBBING

Because im naughty by nature not cause I hate ya

post your bitch

>>212220385
Hopefully he wins so we can get kinos like The Warriors and Taxi Driver again.

>>212220603
Was the last one edited with one of those make people naked AI's? If so I'm terribly impressed

>>212219959
*funny looking

>>212220296
Puerto Vallarta
>>212220333
I said "hi"

>>212220634
it was, AI is from Amerika

>>212220363
Women aren't funny so you're clearly lying

>>212220650
>funny looking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt5GsfNcDzA&ab_channel=ThePiemmebi

>>212220664
Had me fooled, I won't lie. Then again, I don't think most people are looking at the pixels, know what I mean

>>212219959
One of the many good things about me is that I'm well endowed. Every girl a
I've been with has said this

>One of the many good things about me is that I'm well endowed. Every girl a
I've been with has said this

>>212220754
i am the small pecker haver from the morning -_-

>>212220797
My thumbs are calloused and my keyboard sucks. I turned off autocorrect too but sometimes I forget to proof read

>>212220754
>well endowed
bem dotado??????????????????
what does it mean?????????????

test

>>212220754
>well endowed
You're rich??????????????

>>212220876
>man
It means you have a big dick
>woman
It means she has big tits/nice ass

>>212212930 (OP)
>>212212930 (OP)

fuck

>>212212930 (OP)
>>212212930 (OP)

>>212220906
Really? I didn't know about it. Thank you

>>212220878
>>212220878