i've had to fill out these daft risk assessment forms and it makes sense, insurance and that, or what if there are loose cables and bairns running around.

but IMAGINE IF you had to CONSTANTLY do them. "running a cafe, mate? you'd better be checking every customer's loicence."

it's a public forum, my hypothetical cafe. even if i wanted to check everyone in the interest in public safety, you should be providing ME with (paid for) security staff at the door. and then compensation for the lost sales because nobody wants to enter my Orwellian cafe.