>Did you know that pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes?
>Did you know that rhinoceroses are just big, fat, white trash unicorns?
>Did you know that you can't throw away a garbage can?
>Did you know that elbow meat is the exact same texture as an 86 year old woman's nipple?
>Did you know that KFC is just one letter away from being one of the rudest words in the English language?

You can't.
Every single fucking thread I've been seeing about this over the past few days is nothing more than jewish kvetching from somebody who got owned by someone better than he is at what he thought he was great at. Harland may have had a career known for bit parts in movies, but they were almost always up against comedic heavyweights of Hollywood like Kelsey Grammar, Jim Carrey and Ben Stiller. Plus, he had a stint as the backstage interviewer of Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Canada and mingled with some of the best comedians and comedic acts from the last 20 years. Has Roidmonkey Leon Trotsky done anything like that, try to mingle with and learn from his betters? Associate with people from his chosen vocation to learn from? Or is he just so fine with being the fattest pig in the sty and can only insult and browbeat you into submission with his humour and never ascend higher because he's happy wallowing in his shit and can only communicate with you if you're willing to play in that shit with him because he's able to beat you with experience? Harland didn't stoop to that level because he didn't have to. Sam got owned by the farting astronaut.

Sam got owned by the dude who pulled off this scene and did it in front of prime Lauren Holly to boot. You fucking lost, Sam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jN_dGvcxcY