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6/14/2025, 10:26:49 PM
>>40530904
>I want a genie wife.
thas OK, genie likes to watch so now you have some fun time with wife of a genie
she will stay with genie anyway, but later send you a alimony demand
Anyway, whole situation with a genie is super stupid, cos most of you are to dense to consider simple facts (known to most ancient dirty peasants)
1. genies DO NOT live in lamps, amphoras, barels and such, they used to be faking imprisoned in there (and in msot case sealed by Salomon seal)
2. good genies were not imprisoned.. duh, only homicidal maniacs or pemrmament hopeless joksesters
.2.5 that means that you have almost 101% guarantee that EITHER genie fuck your wish up, monkey paw style OR you make a "non-fuckable lawayer style wish", genie grant it, and then he goes on your sorry ass with might of thousand su.. genies.., just to put you in your place. i mean genie is homicidal murderhobo ang he is just escaping his prison sentence of 3k years
hs also very bored and you happend to be closest object to genie lamp now. What you expect, really?
3. genie is not wish fulfilment machine, he cant grant wishes above his possibility, that break law of physics, otherwise genie would be a god almighty long time ago, and YOU would fullfill his every wish
3.1 -so if you wish for lets say bilion dolars /ton of gold, giant diamond -genie most likely goes.. and steal those from local rich man(mr. homicidal king), if you ask for "marrying a princes" genie just kidnap one closest to location, put you in a ceremony at neerest mosque.. and run away. of course you never asked for princess to love you.. so say hello to MR. homicidal King
4. some of best "wishes" is to either befriend a genie, or just ask to get a "Ring of Salomon", that would grant you ability to order most spirits/genies/demon around, you dont need wishes, cos you can goddam ask genie for anything, and he will be bound to deliver.
>I want a genie wife.
thas OK, genie likes to watch so now you have some fun time with wife of a genie
she will stay with genie anyway, but later send you a alimony demand
Anyway, whole situation with a genie is super stupid, cos most of you are to dense to consider simple facts (known to most ancient dirty peasants)
1. genies DO NOT live in lamps, amphoras, barels and such, they used to be faking imprisoned in there (and in msot case sealed by Salomon seal)
2. good genies were not imprisoned.. duh, only homicidal maniacs or pemrmament hopeless joksesters
.2.5 that means that you have almost 101% guarantee that EITHER genie fuck your wish up, monkey paw style OR you make a "non-fuckable lawayer style wish", genie grant it, and then he goes on your sorry ass with might of thousand su.. genies.., just to put you in your place. i mean genie is homicidal murderhobo ang he is just escaping his prison sentence of 3k years
hs also very bored and you happend to be closest object to genie lamp now. What you expect, really?
3. genie is not wish fulfilment machine, he cant grant wishes above his possibility, that break law of physics, otherwise genie would be a god almighty long time ago, and YOU would fullfill his every wish
3.1 -so if you wish for lets say bilion dolars /ton of gold, giant diamond -genie most likely goes.. and steal those from local rich man(mr. homicidal king), if you ask for "marrying a princes" genie just kidnap one closest to location, put you in a ceremony at neerest mosque.. and run away. of course you never asked for princess to love you.. so say hello to MR. homicidal King
4. some of best "wishes" is to either befriend a genie, or just ask to get a "Ring of Salomon", that would grant you ability to order most spirits/genies/demon around, you dont need wishes, cos you can goddam ask genie for anything, and he will be bound to deliver.
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