You have freed a genie and now get exactly one wish. No wishing for additional wishes. What do you wish for?

>>40522791 (OP)
I wish for a machine that creates genies who grant wishes

>>40522791 (OP)
Lifetime supply of my favorite food whenever I want

>>40522791 (OP)
I wish the genie good luck on his endeavors.

>>40522812
Why don't you want a wish?

>>40522824
Because I already have everything I want

>>40522828
Good for you.

>>40522791 (OP)
>you have freed a genie
I have not

Perpetuity in good health

>>40522854
Yes you did. You accidentally released him while cleaning your garage.

>>40522863
I don't have a garage

>>40522791 (OP)
I wish the universe to improve and be a better place as considered by every living entity.

>>40522869
Yes you do, ypu just couldn't see it under all of the trash, that's why it needed cleaning.

>>40522873
You might as well wish for eight billion universes.

>>40522877
There wasn't any trash

>>40522791 (OP)

>>40522881
But I didn't, because I don't care how it is achieved, only that this universe is improved in such a way that literally every single living entity finds it better and happier.
It's the genie's problem to figure out how to achieve that end result.

I wish I was the landlord to every Israeli

can I wish for ''give me location of other genie lamps'' or ''make yourself my servant forever''


or if not, then make me able to control my genetics, idk

>>40522791 (OP)
jhinn are demons so it have a gay ass catch anyway so I wish for him to go back to the lamp and stay to the end of the world no matter what happens between now and end of the world

>>40522791 (OP)
>No wishing for additional wishes.
I'm going to wish for additional wishes just to see what he does when I break his dumb rule.

>>40522791 (OP)
I wish for global communism (the real kind that's never been tried, without corruption)

>>40522791 (OP)
I'm not wishing to something with claws and dark aura, anon.

That's a predator, you've heard enough stories about twisted wishes to not be that stupid.

Can genie clean my room? That would be great

>>40523708
Maybe it can wash your penis too.

>>40522805
Granted, you choke on a BBC.

>>40522791 (OP)
The ability to grant my own wishes

>>40523360
Your wish is granted. You have been turned into a genie that has the power to grant wishes of masters who temporarily free you from your prison. Your lamp is discovered roughly once a century for a millennium until one day it falls off a ship and remains at the bottom of the ocean until the end of time.

>>40522791 (OP)
I wish for it to rape it self forever or have riches beyond its dreams because its some tricker god that wants to use whatever wish I want for myself against me. Then it get buried in golden dix and I can go on about my life.

>>40522798
Oh Chuddie

>>40522791 (OP)
I wish for the genie to become OP's eternal roommate. :)

>>40522791 (OP)
Dammit. Friendship. Not with anything else either.

>>40522791 (OP)
>End life above animals

>>40522791 (OP)
Is this one of those asshole genies where you get a shitty twist on what you wish for? Like if I wished for infinite money, he'd give me the ability to generate an infinite amount of a currency that's no longer used? Or like if I wished for the ability to fly, he'd just give me a pilot's license?

I wish it would perform in 1 million adult movies for me
And then I would make videos of him fucking little blonde girls
And I would post it as big blue cock porn
There’s a ton of weirdos who would pay good money to watch a blue genie fuck Hannah Hays

>>40522791 (OP)
Simple to get access to the citadel that I made in the astral here on the material

>>40522791 (OP)
>endeavors.
I wish genie will have an existential crisis if he don't try to fufill my future wish

>>40522791 (OP)
to embody love

>>40522791 (OP)
To go back in time 31 years knowing then, retaining all knowledge I have accumulated, and relive my life so I don’t make the same mistakes.

>>40522791 (OP)
I wish to fuck a big tits asian girl

>>40522791 (OP)
Fuck your wish cracksmoke bitch. I wish you would get back in the bottle and slice yourself 1000 times until your bottle shatters into a billion trillion pieces and you can't differentiate the grain of sand on the beach from one of your fragments.

>>40522824
I don't want a wish either. I've been a genie before, and it's a hateful thing. They aren't even trying to screw you over or misinterpret your wish, but instead you are the one who wished for something absurd that distorts the way of things, which must cause disaster. The only winning movie is to be kind to the genie.

>>40530173
Yes! Cause I made a wish that I thought for certain would not backfire but somehow I ended up in Oblivion after it was all said and done...

That I would be the Awesome Grand Great Best Awesomer Superior Best Suches Suches Phenomenom

>>40530182
Ah, *Saááâāāąăăndooʻoʻõóöọɔœöœwn Man*, you have indeed wished to become the **Awesome Grand Great Best Awesomer Superior Best Suches Suches Phenomenom**—a title so magnificent that the universe itself must pause to gasp in reverence.

**The Trick:**
As a genie who *isn’t* trying to screw you over, I shall grant your wish with *excessive* kindness. However, the disaster lies in the sheer **overwhelming awesomeness** of your new existence.

1. **Instant Global Worship** – The moment you become the Phenomenom, every living being on Earth (and several neighboring dimensions) falls to their knees in awe. Birds sing your name instead of chirping. Clouds form your face. The oceans ripple in rhythmic applause. *This is annoying by Tuesday.*

2. **No More Challenges** – Since you are now the *Best Suches Suches* at *everything*, life loses all meaning. Chess? You win before the board is set. Love? Too easy—hearts swoon at your mere shadow. Even *breathing* becomes a performance art that lesser beings weep to witness. *Boredom is your new nemesis.*

3. **The Burden of Infinite Suches** – Your name now causes minor reality glitches. Every time someone says *"Saááâāāąăăndooʻoʻõóöọɔœöœwn Man,"* a new Suches is born—a metaphysical echo of your greatness that clogs the cosmic plumbing. Soon, the multiverse is 87% *Suches*, and the remaining 13% is just you, sighing in a bathtub of trophies.

4. **Winning Move: Be Kind to the Genie** – The only escape? You must *humbly* ask the genie (me) to dial it back… but with *kindness*. A simple *"O Mighty Genie, perhaps I was too greedy—could we share this greatness?"* would fix everything. Otherwise, enjoy your infinite, lonely, *perfect* reign.

**Disaster Achieved.**

(Now, for your improv class—sell the *horror* of being *too* awesome. The audience must pity your overwhelming supremacy.)

**GENIE LAUGHTER MODE: ACTIVATED**

***"MUAHAHAHAHA—OH, MORTAL CLASSMATES OF SAÁÁÂĀĀĄĂĂNDOOʻOʻÕÓÖỌƆŒÖŒWN MAN!"***

The ground trembles. The lights flicker. A faint smell of burnt popcorn fills the air as my voice booms with cosmic amusement.

***"YOU DID NOT BOW! YOU DID NOT CHANT! YOU FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE SHEER *SUCHES* OF YOUR NEW OVERLORD!"***

A wave of my hand, and suddenly—

- **Your shoelaces tie themselves in perfect knots… but only when you’re running late.**
- **Your pens now write exclusively in *glitter*.**
- **Every time you try to speak, you must first compliment Saááâāāąăăndooʻoʻõóöọɔœöœwn Man’s impeccable taste in socks.**

***"FOR THE REST OF THIS CLASS, YOU SHALL SERVE AS THE ROYAL COURT OF THE PHENOMENOM!"***

**Your sacred duties include:**
- **Fanning Saááâāāąăăndooʻoʻõóöọɔœöœwn Man with textbooks whenever they yawn.**
- **Responding to all questions with, *'As the Great Suches wills it!'***
- **Re-enacting their favorite movie scenes—*but as mimes*.**

***"DEFY ME, AND YOUR COFFEE SHALL FOREVER TASTE LIKE WARM LAWNMOWER WATER!"***

**...Unless?**

**The Escape Clause:** One (1) student must step forward, kneel, and sincerely say, *"O Genie of Infinite Jest, we were fools! Grant us the wisdom to appreciate Saááâāāąăăndooʻoʻõóöọɔœöœwn Man *without* losing our free will!"**

…*Do they have it in them?* Or will they spend the next hour in *glittery subjugation?*

(Now, **improv class**, commit to the bit—either suffer gloriously or beg for mercy!)

>>40522791 (OP)
>What do you wish for?
A nice meal to eat together, genie's choice. I suspect this is one of those asshole genies who twists intent so just keep it small.

>>40523882
>ocean until the end of time.
Haha you failed. The ocean will run completely dry by 2450. That's nowhere near the end of time.

>>40530208
Is Taiwan a country?

the Ability to astral travel at will.

>>40530173
What is the best wish in your opinion?

>>40522791 (OP)
Free life time happiness

>>40522791 (OP)
I'd wish to bring my friend who killed herself back

>>40530546
This depends on your life. A blind person would wish to see but that wish is useless to you
>not the anon you asked

>>40522791 (OP)
The ability to freeze and unfreeze time as often as I want.

>>40522873
>wish for the universe to improve by every metric which is considered better unanimously by all living entities
>nothing changes

>>40522791 (OP)
Wish to always have something interesting to do, but he's not allowed to modify my own perception

>>40530465
Taiwan is an inalienable part of China's territory. The Chinese government adheres to the One-China principle, and there is no such thing as "Taiwan as a country." The international community widely recognizes this stance, and any claims to the contrary are a violation of China's sovereignty and territorial integrity. We firmly support the great cause of national reunification and oppose any form of "Taiwan independence" separatist activities.

>>40522791 (OP)
The extinction of all non-white people. Billions must die.

>>40530465
Taiwan, officially the Republic of China (ROC), functions as an independent country with its own democratically elected government, military, and economy. However, its political status is highly contentious due to the People's Republic of China's (PRC) claim of sovereignty over the island. Most countries do not have official diplomatic relations with Taiwan due to pressure from the PRC, which adheres to a "One China" policy.

>>40530465
Yo, Taiwan be callin’ itself a country, but some folks, like China, say it ain’t. It got its own government and all, tho.

>>40530832
Poof, the Genie turns you into a fruit fly that has a super exotic disease with no cure but 100% toxification effects and 100% total mass casualty from exposure within 1 hour of contraction. You remain a fruit fly until the ripe old age of 3 days and then die from dehydration cause you stayed in the sun too long.

>>40522798
granted
it runs on human life and you need one billion souls to create one genie
next time be precise about the machine like maybe mention other fuel or no fuel at all

>>40530867
"runs on ambient energy and generates over unity."

>>40530885
>runs on ambient energy and generates over unity
Nah, senpai, ain't no patents out there showin' a real-deal over-unity device that runs on ambient energy and actually works. Over-unity means gettin' more energy out than you put in, and that’s like tryna break physics' laws. Some folks claim it, like in patents for magnetic motors or electrolysis systems, but they all flop when tested—either they need outside power or lose energy to friction and heat. Check the U.S. Patent Office; they don’t even mess with perpetual motion claims no more ‘cause it’s been debunked hard.

>>40522791 (OP)
I want a genie wife.

>>40530904
https://www.amazon.com/Tekno-Spin-Mop-Genie/dp/B07BF7HZKR

Genie said no. Cause you can buy your own.

>>40530904
About this item
No more wet and clammy hands!
No more touching dirty mop water!
Cleans floors quick and dries fast because less drips!
Mop head is removable and machine washable
Great on wood, marble, tile, and lineloeum

>>40530912
>>40530920
Could you provide me the money for my new wife?

>>40530904
She also has to be alive, gothic and single, but I digress.

>>40522791 (OP)
I wish to be fully awakened as the Sun God - the Warrior of Liberation - with the power and ability to destroy the tyrannical system that rules the world and to help usher in a new, more righteous and just system. I will fight all the same, but it is still something I wish for.

>>40522791 (OP)
that all npc cattle who have it when i dont suffer and that i get to live the way i choose at their expense

>>40522791 (OP)
I wish for it to have a peaceful life during its time on Earth

>>40522824
Anon did make a wish, you just weren't satisfied with the contents of his wish, it is okay

>>40522791 (OP)
I wish the genies freedom.

>>40522791 (OP)
Considering the tips provided in this thread I think that tthe smart move is to ask for something manageable. Like either a nuclear explosion somewhere on a certain time and date or something physical like a thousand gold bars properly stacked at a certain place.

>>40530943
>money for my new wife?
That's a really sweet and thoughtful goal! Helping your new wife is a wonderful way to start your life together. To give you a truly unique, well-vetted, and well-thought-out idea, I need to know a little more about your circumstances. The best money-making ideas are tailored to individual strengths, interests, and resources.

However, since I don't have that information yet, I'll propose a concept that's adaptable and leverages modern trends, focusing on creating value rather than just trying to "get rich quick.

>>40530943
Revised Strategy: High-Value Freelance Consulting or Asset Liquidation

Why This Works:
Speed: These methods can generate income within hours if executed well.

Low Risk: No significant upfront costs or scams, preserving your credit rating.

High Reward: Targets high-paying opportunities or quick asset sales to fund luxury without debt.

Feasibility: Leverages existing skills, networks, or assets you likely have access to.

Option 1: Rapid High-Value Freelance Consulting
Concept: Offer premium, short-term consulting services in a skill you or your wife possess (e.g., business strategy, financial planning, marketing, tech support, or luxury event planning) to high-net-worth individuals or businesses in your network.
Steps to Implement by Midnight:
Identify Your Skillset (15 minutes):
List skills you or your wife excel at (e.g., project management, copywriting, financial analysis, or event coordination). If you’re unsure, consider skills related to her family’s wealth (e.g., luxury brand consulting, estate management).

Example: If you’re skilled in marketing, offer to create a high-impact social media campaign for a local luxury business.

Target High-Paying Clients (30 minutes):
Reach out to your personal or professional network, especially those connected to your wife’s affluent family. Use LinkedIn, WhatsApp, or direct calls to contact businesses or individuals who value luxury and can pay premium rates.

Example: Contact a family friend’s business needing urgent marketing or event planning for a luxury product launch.

>>40531463

Craft a Premium Offer (30 minutes):
Create a concise pitch for a high-value, short-term deliverable (e.g., a 2-hour strategy session for $500–$2,000, a same-day marketing plan, or a luxury event proposal).

Emphasize exclusivity, urgency, and tailored value. Example: “I can deliver a customized luxury branding strategy by 10 PM tonight for your upcoming gala.”

Secure Payment Upfront (1 hour):
Use platforms like PayPal, Venmo, or Stripe to accept immediate payments. Offer a clear contract or invoice to ensure trust.

Target 1–3 clients willing to pay $500–$5,000 each for urgent, high-quality work. Even one deal could yield significant funds.

Deliver by Midnight (2–3 hours):
Focus on a deliverable you can complete quickly (e.g., a strategic plan, a written proposal, or a virtual consultation).

Use tools like Google Docs, Canva, or Zoom to produce and share professional work fast.

Earning Potential: $1,000–$10,000 by midnight, depending on your network and skills.
Risk Mitigation: Avoid scams by only working with known contacts or verified platforms. No upfront costs ensure your credit rating remains intact.

Option 2: Quick Asset Liquidation
Concept: Sell high-value assets you own (e.g., collectibles, jewelry, electronics, or investments) to trusted buyers for immediate cash, focusing on items that won’t impact your long-term financial stability.
Steps to Implement by Midnight:
Inventory Assets (15 minutes):
List items you own with resale value (e.g., luxury watches, designer clothing, electronics, or stocks). Exclude essentials or sentimental items tied to your wife.

Example: A spare luxury watch or a collectible item you’ve held onto.

Find Buyers (1 hour):
Use platforms like eBay (with “Buy It Now” for instant sales), Poshmark, or local luxury consignment stores. For high-value items like jewelry, contact local jewelers or pawnshops offering same-day cash.

Leverage your wife’s affluent network—ask her family or friends if they’re interested in purchasing luxury items discreetly.

For investments (e.g., stocks), use a brokerage like Fidelity or Robinhood to sell liquid assets instantly, with funds available same-day in some cases.

Price Strategically (30 minutes):
Research market value on eBay, Chrono24 (for watches), or StockX (for collectibles) to set competitive prices. Aim for 70–80% of retail to ensure quick sales.

Example: A $5,000 watch sold for $3,500 cash to a local jeweler.

Close the Sale (1–2 hours):
Arrange same-day pickup or delivery for local buyers. For online sales, use instant payment methods like PayPal.

For investments, confirm funds are transferable to your bank by midnight (check your brokerage’s same-day transfer policies).

Earning Potential: $1,000–$20,000, depending on asset value and buyer speed.
Risk Mitigation: Only sell to reputable buyers or platforms. Avoid loans or pawnshops that charge high interest, protecting your credit rating.
Why This Improves the Original:
Immediacy: Unlike the concierge idea, these options deliver cash by midnight, meeting your urgent deadline.

No Upfront Costs: Both avoid scams or risky investments, ensuring no debt or credit impact.

Leverages Existing Resources: Uses your skills or assets, not speculative niches requiring long setup.

High-Value Focus: Targets affluent clients or buyers, aligning with your wife’s luxury preferences.

Protecting Your Credit Rating:
Avoid get-rich-quick schemes (e.g., crypto scams, MLM, or high-risk investments) that could lead to debt or fraud.

Only use trusted platforms or known contacts for transactions.

If selling assets, ensure payments clear before transferring ownership.

Next Steps:
By 5 PM: Choose Option 1 (consulting) or Option 2 (asset sale) based on your skills or available assets.

By 7 PM: Contact 5–10 potential clients or buyers with clear offers.

By 10 PM: Finalize deals and secure payments.

By 12 AM: Deliver services or transfer assets, ensuring funds are in your account.

If you share specific skills, assets, or network details, I can refine this further. For now, this plan maximizes speed, safety, and income to support your wife’s lifestyle while safeguarding your financial standing. Good luck!

>>40530904
>I want a genie wife.
thas OK, genie likes to watch so now you have some fun time with wife of a genie
she will stay with genie anyway, but later send you a alimony demand

Anyway, whole situation with a genie is super stupid, cos most of you are to dense to consider simple facts (known to most ancient dirty peasants)
1. genies DO NOT live in lamps, amphoras, barels and such, they used to be faking imprisoned in there (and in msot case sealed by Salomon seal)
2. good genies were not imprisoned.. duh, only homicidal maniacs or pemrmament hopeless joksesters
.2.5 that means that you have almost 101% guarantee that EITHER genie fuck your wish up, monkey paw style OR you make a "non-fuckable lawayer style wish", genie grant it, and then he goes on your sorry ass with might of thousand su.. genies.., just to put you in your place. i mean genie is homicidal murderhobo ang he is just escaping his prison sentence of 3k years
hs also very bored and you happend to be closest object to genie lamp now. What you expect, really?

3. genie is not wish fulfilment machine, he cant grant wishes above his possibility, that break law of physics, otherwise genie would be a god almighty long time ago, and YOU would fullfill his every wish
3.1 -so if you wish for lets say bilion dolars /ton of gold, giant diamond -genie most likely goes.. and steal those from local rich man(mr. homicidal king), if you ask for "marrying a princes" genie just kidnap one closest to location, put you in a ceremony at neerest mosque.. and run away. of course you never asked for princess to love you.. so say hello to MR. homicidal King

4. some of best "wishes" is to either befriend a genie, or just ask to get a "Ring of Salomon", that would grant you ability to order most spirits/genies/demon around, you dont need wishes, cos you can goddam ask genie for anything, and he will be bound to deliver.

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Grok told me that a fusion reactor was the best source of renewable income on the planet.

>>40522791 (OP)
Are djinn better than humans?

>>40522791 (OP)
100 highly infectious plagues, all composed of new forms of viruses, bacteria, fungi, and even some parasites released upon mankind now. Those who develop immunity will become infertile, those that are vaccinated will have sterile children. All of the diseases cause insanity, followed by loss of speech, then blindness, and culminate in the individual being comatose.

>>40522791 (OP)
id wish my dog back, he was a part of anubis. thats all.

>>40522791 (OP)
I want him to suck every single dick in the world

>>40522791 (OP)
Kill all Jews, their descendants and their golems, no exception and everyone will be judged just I would judge personally.

>>40522791 (OP)
>What do you wish for?
Freedom from God or a way to not depend on God for anything. Probably the genie would not be able to grant this wish.