>haven't played MtG in a decade, but the Final Fantasy set looks cool and significantly less faggy than a lot of the stuff they've released lately
>sister mentions wanting to get into MtG because she has friends into it in her area
>cave and buy cards to build a deck for my FF rat waifu so I have something new to play while teaching her
I ain't proud of it, but this is how they gotta do it if they want to keep Magic alive after all the AIDS that's been added. Add everyone's favorite fictional characters they want to get freaky with, and making building fun, synergistic decks around them possible.