>>57923577
Step 1: Hatch a couple psychics from eggs, raise them to be unquestionably loyal. Have them brainwash each other at regular intervals to ensure loyalty and to forget they did it.
Step 2: Thoroughly brainwash each and every new member that joins the team, until they see me as a figure of divine worship. Friendship and bond levels go through the roof. They fight with everything they have in my honor.
>n--no you can't cheat the system like that—
Step 3: Brainwash myself to forget I ever did it.