I know Cobbeli IRL, King. Just say the word and I can make it happen.

But I know you don't want to, so let's be real for a moment. I know you feel too good to be shipped with another perma beg, and it's hurting your self image bad, but you're not good enough for someone as talented as Ocos, and to be honest, Cobelli is showing a lot more promise than you at the moment.
So you have two options right now. You accept you have a DAD crush on Cobelli, and I call her right now for you, OR, you reject what's obviously meant to be and I (your most loyal follower) unfollow you and you'll be submitting to the void from now on. You choose.