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7/4/2025, 3:35:18 AM
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What are these adventures for? That's entirely up to you! I know it'll make both your former human side and new goblin side horny and curious... the weird goblin tells of other people LIKE goblins, but not goblins. "Imps" and "Rabbitfolk"... and even tell you that she wasn't ALWAYS a goblin, and if you could learn how to curse the paladin and wizard to be goblins too... well... she wouldn't snitch.
Do you want to meet these other races? Go right ahead. Want to curse the humans who made contact? They'll secretly like it, and you'll get a closeted, goblin loving wizard girl turned goblin to teleport you around. Want to travel the other world? Your magical aptitude will grant you a teleport so you and your party can always return safely... minus any thing you have on you, including clothes. You're... working on it?
You might even get quests from the goddess herself, such as cursing more humans to be goblins or monsterfolk if you try to learn how to curse people, or perhaps you'll find a big, strong human who will headpat you JUST right, and make you want to be theirs? Who can say?
However, your goblin luck and mischief will follow you EVERYWHERE. Even if you leave the world I put you in first, the world will follow you wherever you go. Meeting a human princess may end in some wardrobe malfunction, or perhaps she'll be REALLY into short, cute women, and sneak away with you... you could end up smuggling her back to the fey realm, creating this conspiracy that she was "kidnapped", being resolved when she gets turned into a goblin and admits her lust.
An ancient relic? It'll be some sort of cursed sex toy.
Adopt human culture? You'll get a milfy queen and become her advisor, which she dresses in "current human fashion"... or is this elven?
Oh, and you can try telling people "I used to be human!" All you want, you'll still pronounce it "hooman" and be met with headpats and teasing.
It'll be a while before you realize, it's not that no one believes you...
What are these adventures for? That's entirely up to you! I know it'll make both your former human side and new goblin side horny and curious... the weird goblin tells of other people LIKE goblins, but not goblins. "Imps" and "Rabbitfolk"... and even tell you that she wasn't ALWAYS a goblin, and if you could learn how to curse the paladin and wizard to be goblins too... well... she wouldn't snitch.
Do you want to meet these other races? Go right ahead. Want to curse the humans who made contact? They'll secretly like it, and you'll get a closeted, goblin loving wizard girl turned goblin to teleport you around. Want to travel the other world? Your magical aptitude will grant you a teleport so you and your party can always return safely... minus any thing you have on you, including clothes. You're... working on it?
You might even get quests from the goddess herself, such as cursing more humans to be goblins or monsterfolk if you try to learn how to curse people, or perhaps you'll find a big, strong human who will headpat you JUST right, and make you want to be theirs? Who can say?
However, your goblin luck and mischief will follow you EVERYWHERE. Even if you leave the world I put you in first, the world will follow you wherever you go. Meeting a human princess may end in some wardrobe malfunction, or perhaps she'll be REALLY into short, cute women, and sneak away with you... you could end up smuggling her back to the fey realm, creating this conspiracy that she was "kidnapped", being resolved when she gets turned into a goblin and admits her lust.
An ancient relic? It'll be some sort of cursed sex toy.
Adopt human culture? You'll get a milfy queen and become her advisor, which she dresses in "current human fashion"... or is this elven?
Oh, and you can try telling people "I used to be human!" All you want, you'll still pronounce it "hooman" and be met with headpats and teasing.
It'll be a while before you realize, it's not that no one believes you...
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