>>40740427
Because as you get older you start to experience more bullshit. You see more and more bullshit everywhere you go and so since bullshit is more viscous and slippery than the ground, which has more more friction than bullshit, time accelerates as it no longer scrapes against the rough ground as it moves. When you were young, time was slow but now that you’re grown up, piles and piles of bullshit have accumulated and time is sliding faster and faster on and it only gets faster.