>>63897473
>Our Grand 5-year plan
Raise the money, first and foremost. Goal is to become the Monte Carlo of the Souf. Heavily increase tourism. Diversify into financial services. Loosen up on sin laws so as to attract rich westerners and investment capital. Become /cyb/ as fuck.
Direct action deemed to likely be ineffectual given how we're a small island nation trying to take down a massive country of 1.1 street shitters. We will have to bring the sirs to heel with the world's most ambitious commando operation: Insert teams of special forces operators and hackers into the country to probe the defenses, create stockpiles of weapons, and foment dissent. Host the Pakistani and Indian ambassadors and none too subtly try and see if they'll have a punch up. Place spies in both the Indian and Pakistani command structures; ideally to be able to provoke violent conflict, but also to obtain access to their nuclear weapons, possibly through a honey trap. Use stolen nuclear weapons or goad Pakistani attack to cripple India's ability to fight, and use special forces to capture the Indian leadership and force them into a Carthaginian peace that involves the payment of massive indemnity to the homeland, and eventually, the appointee of a puppet leader to serve Maldivian interests, fully conquering the Indians and forcing them to defecate indoors, wash their hands, and stop sexually harassing everything that even so much as looks like a woman.

Also this is the capital city. Could use more skyscrapers, casinos, discotheques, and neon lights.