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6/15/2025, 10:39:39 AM
>"I'm going to have to go to the lost and found later because I'm about to lose my shit!"
>"The vacuum cleaner came with too many dumb ass attachments."
>"I'd rather watch piss dry."
>"Chef Boyardee's 57 bastard sons."
>"That big screen tv they're giving away is still up for "GRABS!"
>"Your cooking is always filled with shitty mistakes!"
>"You pissed yourself into a corner."
>"You don't have a snowman's balls chance in hell!"
>"You can't just puit the shit back into the rhinoceros."
>"It's a ceiling fan, you asshole!"
>"I found a lime in the refrigerator that needs to be fucked!"
>"That mullet is sure to turn some shitheads."
>"I got the "Uh-Oh, Spaghettios!" jingle stuck in my ass!"
>"I'll bet my leftover Nutella that OJ did it!"
>"You're nothing but a worthless sack of miscellaneous Doctor Scholls shit!"
>"Go be a smelly ass someplace else!"
>"White-Out looks too much like birdshit to take seriously!"
>"Your mom's so fat, she has to shit!"
>"Land of Lakes Butter" thinks its funny when you fall on your ass!"
>"He's a douchebag real estate agent, but at least he admits it."
>"Happier than if Smokey the Bear rolled in shit!"
>"Fluffing up those asscheeks!"
>"That barefoot bitch in the Snickers commercial just wants to feed his family and make beeping noises!"
>"What a load of bull from Night Court shit!"
>"Bon Voyage Cocksucker!"
>"The vacuum cleaner came with too many dumb ass attachments."
>"I'd rather watch piss dry."
>"Chef Boyardee's 57 bastard sons."
>"That big screen tv they're giving away is still up for "GRABS!"
>"Your cooking is always filled with shitty mistakes!"
>"You pissed yourself into a corner."
>"You don't have a snowman's balls chance in hell!"
>"You can't just puit the shit back into the rhinoceros."
>"It's a ceiling fan, you asshole!"
>"I found a lime in the refrigerator that needs to be fucked!"
>"That mullet is sure to turn some shitheads."
>"I got the "Uh-Oh, Spaghettios!" jingle stuck in my ass!"
>"I'll bet my leftover Nutella that OJ did it!"
>"You're nothing but a worthless sack of miscellaneous Doctor Scholls shit!"
>"Go be a smelly ass someplace else!"
>"White-Out looks too much like birdshit to take seriously!"
>"Your mom's so fat, she has to shit!"
>"Land of Lakes Butter" thinks its funny when you fall on your ass!"
>"He's a douchebag real estate agent, but at least he admits it."
>"Happier than if Smokey the Bear rolled in shit!"
>"Fluffing up those asscheeks!"
>"That barefoot bitch in the Snickers commercial just wants to feed his family and make beeping noises!"
>"What a load of bull from Night Court shit!"
>"Bon Voyage Cocksucker!"
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