>>937569771
fucking hell, half of me wants to tell you to kys and the other half is admitting that was pretty funny

>>937495621
Has your fu ever gone on a trip to Colombia and told a story about getting fucked by a guy with a monster dick?

Fellas I'm beginning to think that my whole intellectual schtick is wound up in some sort psychosexual complex. You see, in most of my sexual fantasies I'm trying to read or solve math problems, then a cute twitch gf starts seducing me and I try to resist and continue my studies, but eventually I succumb to the succubus whore and temporarily lose control of all intellectual faculties.

I predicted this

>>937101504
wtf take that back

>>937016030
That's not true, I am a masculine heterosexual, like Achilles
>>937016371
10/10 would let her smother me in my sleep

>>936761752
If people don't even have that faculty when reading a piece of fiction idk how they can expected to do it in real life. We're cooked methinks
>>936761873
erm he was mean to me first

>>936585802
I thought I was the thread intellectual

i missed a meowy appearance :(

I want to experience supernatural phenomena with my twitchfu

>>935982914
Well I've prepared an excuse anyway. Rest assured, I have an excuse for everything. You see, as an avatarfag, I have a certain degree of egomania. Some call it main character syndrome. Who is our main character in the Iliad? That's right, it's Achilles. Now, as an egomaniac main character syndrome avatarfag, I cannot be satisfied merely reading about the main character. I must mirror the behavior of the main character in my own behavior. I'm abandoning the Iliad just as Achilles abandoned the war. I will surely return to it in the future. This is part of the greater story. Thank you.

lol

>>935856787
erm.. Patroclus was gay
>>935856999
Are you nervous bro? Why are your palms so sweaty?

>>935775823
uh oh