Do yall ever try homebrew rules? I came up with this while working after being spired by pic related. I’m a nogames fag so I haven’t tried this.

Boomboyz
Envious at the brutality of enemy cannons, these brutes decided to adopt that carnage for themselves.

4” move, 3 health, 1 control, 3+ save
Ranged weapon
Lobbin Ballz -
15”, d3 attacks, 4+ hit, 3+ wound, rend 1, damage 2 (crit mortal)
Gorkbreath Ballz -
6”, 3 attacks, 4+ hit, 3+ wound, rend 2, damage 2 (shoot in combat)
Melee weapon
Cannon Smash -
1 attack, 4+ hit, 5+ wound, rend -, 1 damage

Ability:
- Propa Aim: if this unit has not moved in the movement phase, it has +1 to hit for the rest of the turn
- Da Kannon: when firing in the shooting phase, choose one of the ranged weapon profiles

3 models, 240pts, can be reinforced
50mm base
Infantry, ironjawz, brute, destruction