>>528545396
Imagine being fucking Kris lol, lmao even
>have a childhood friend
>she's obsessed with you, even though you're a h*man
>she enjoys playing with you, even though you're a sperg
>she sleeps with you in your bed when she "forgets" her keys
>her parents are totally OK with you fucking her
>years pass
>drift apart, stop hanging out
>NEVER ask her out
>still ask her for help with homework because you're a sperg
ABSOLUTE STATE

It's time to MOVE ON anon.
Your childhood bff is a lesbian now, it happens you know

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You've got it all WRONG

The real reason Kris will not end up with with Susie is because this story is about... moving on
Noelle is is his childhood friend, and CFs ALWAYS lose the MCbowl, that's why Toby will cement his story's moral by making Susie and Noelle a thing.