Why the fuck do women do stupid shit to solicit a reaction, then get upset when it blows up in their face?
Is that what they want?

Almost every woman I know does this bullshit.
My mother, my girlfriend, my sister...

I have no idea how to "properly" react to it;
If I react (which I often do) it feels like I've been "had", like, they got what they wanted.
If I ignore it, they do something -worse- that puts us all it a dumb spot.