You know they say that all women are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Alicia Florence and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another Undine, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, at best, at beat me. Then you add Athena Glory to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Carnivale, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Athena KNOWS she can't beat me and she's not even gonna try!
So Alicia, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Carnevale. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Carnevale. See Alicia, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Carnevale.
But I'm gonna break it down for all you ladies. Would you rather be with me? Or would you rather be with Alicia?