>>937078193
For fuck's sake, are you kidding me with this ridiculous shit? You think you're some kind of maverick with a crazy fetish story, but really, you're just a fucking cliché. "Oh, I faked a jellyfish sting to get a girl to pee on me" - how original, dude. That's not a unique or edgy fetish, that's just some basic, played-out crap that's been done to death.

And let's get real, your story is about as believable as a kindergartener's drawing of a unicorn. You expect me to buy that some girl was just about to whip out her piss and spray it all over your thigh, but her friend intervened at the last second? Give me a break. That's not how people react in real life, you dipshit. They'd either be totally freaked out or laughing their ass off at your absurd request.

And what's with the detail about her almost pulling her bikini bottoms to the side? Are you trying to convince me that you're some kind of perverted voyeur, or that you've got a Ph.D. in piss-play? Newsflash: it's not impressive, it's just pathetic.

You know what the cherry on top of this shit sundae is? The fact that you're trying to pass off this lame, uncreative fantasy as a real story. Do you really think anyone's buying this crap? You're not even a good liar, dude. You're like a bad parody of a pervert, trying to shock people with your "edgy" fetish but really just coming across as a sad, lonely loser.

So here's a suggestion: either take your time to come up with something a little more original, or just stick to jerking off to your piss-fetish porn like a normal person. Because this crap you're peddling? It's not fooling anyone, and it's just making you look like a total dumbass.

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