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6/12/2025, 4:04:15 PM
>>527156250
[Verse 1]
Boot up the game, we're back in the skies,
Wallets open wide, no questions, no whys.
Golden Eagles fly faster than jets,
Yet we scream "Pay to Win!" with every breath we get.
[Pre-Chorus]
We say we hate it, but God, we're obsessed,
Complain every patch, still buy the next fest.
They nerf a tank? We write a whole thread,
But when it’s OP, we said what we never said.
[Chorus]
Ohhh, we’re the Thunder fools,
Doomposters with broken rules!
Beg for balance, then cry “betrayal!”
Love Russia like it’s holy grail.
Ohhh, we feed the beast, we curse its name,
But log in daily all the same!
Gaijin gods, take our pay—
We’ll still play, day after day.
[Verse 2]
“Bad devs!” we shout with righteous pain,
But buy a premium Mig again.
We want realism, but not too much—
“BR compression? That’s just clutch.”
[Bridge] (half-spoken, mocking tone)
They fix the bugs, we cry “too late!”
They add new maps—we call 'em bait.
An actually fair economy?
“We want suffering! That’s the key!”
[Chorus]
Ohhh, we’re the Thunder hive,
Spitting venom, yet we thrive!
Patch notes drop, we prep the noose,
Then buy a skin in Soviet spruce.
Ohhh, the Russian bias cries—
Yet we line up for SU-25s!
Comrade copium in our veins,
As we worship T-80 reigns.
[Verse 1]
Boot up the game, we're back in the skies,
Wallets open wide, no questions, no whys.
Golden Eagles fly faster than jets,
Yet we scream "Pay to Win!" with every breath we get.
[Pre-Chorus]
We say we hate it, but God, we're obsessed,
Complain every patch, still buy the next fest.
They nerf a tank? We write a whole thread,
But when it’s OP, we said what we never said.
[Chorus]
Ohhh, we’re the Thunder fools,
Doomposters with broken rules!
Beg for balance, then cry “betrayal!”
Love Russia like it’s holy grail.
Ohhh, we feed the beast, we curse its name,
But log in daily all the same!
Gaijin gods, take our pay—
We’ll still play, day after day.
[Verse 2]
“Bad devs!” we shout with righteous pain,
But buy a premium Mig again.
We want realism, but not too much—
“BR compression? That’s just clutch.”
[Bridge] (half-spoken, mocking tone)
They fix the bugs, we cry “too late!”
They add new maps—we call 'em bait.
An actually fair economy?
“We want suffering! That’s the key!”
[Chorus]
Ohhh, we’re the Thunder hive,
Spitting venom, yet we thrive!
Patch notes drop, we prep the noose,
Then buy a skin in Soviet spruce.
Ohhh, the Russian bias cries—
Yet we line up for SU-25s!
Comrade copium in our veins,
As we worship T-80 reigns.
6/12/2025, 3:39:27 PM
why the FUCK is there a large subsection of players that are militantly against this?
so far the reasons have been
>"but what about enlisted"
as if gaijins corporate profits are something they should be concerned about
>"i dont want infantry players ruining the game"
as they wait in line for the new russian downtiered dipshit clone slop
>"war thunder is a vehicle game"
even though theyve always said "war thunder is an plane/tank/x game", as if war thunder is going to remove vehicles and become an FPS shooter
>"gaijin should focus on balancing first"
as if pitting a light tank and a maus against eachother in a 16x16 field with NO INFANTRY SUPPORT yet with REAL LIFE ARMOR VALUES isnt why the game needs so much balancing
>"i dont want fps players to be cracked against vehicles"
even though their favorite two words are "skill issue"
>etc etc, selfish reasons that dont make any actual sense
i genuinely dont understand, did these people not install war thunder over the "war" aspect? are they just autistic virtual vehicle collectors?
i lik war thunder, i play it because i like war and military, but to these people, playing the same gamemode over and over and over and over again is somehow fun to them?
why do these people immediately assume the outcome of adding infantry will be ruining the game? why are they so against actually improving their game thats been the same since 2014?
it seems that most of these vehicle warfare type games are full of egotistical, hostile autists that can clearly be taken advantage of by a company
so far the reasons have been
>"but what about enlisted"
as if gaijins corporate profits are something they should be concerned about
>"i dont want infantry players ruining the game"
as they wait in line for the new russian downtiered dipshit clone slop
>"war thunder is a vehicle game"
even though theyve always said "war thunder is an plane/tank/x game", as if war thunder is going to remove vehicles and become an FPS shooter
>"gaijin should focus on balancing first"
as if pitting a light tank and a maus against eachother in a 16x16 field with NO INFANTRY SUPPORT yet with REAL LIFE ARMOR VALUES isnt why the game needs so much balancing
>"i dont want fps players to be cracked against vehicles"
even though their favorite two words are "skill issue"
>etc etc, selfish reasons that dont make any actual sense
i genuinely dont understand, did these people not install war thunder over the "war" aspect? are they just autistic virtual vehicle collectors?
i lik war thunder, i play it because i like war and military, but to these people, playing the same gamemode over and over and over and over again is somehow fun to them?
why do these people immediately assume the outcome of adding infantry will be ruining the game? why are they so against actually improving their game thats been the same since 2014?
it seems that most of these vehicle warfare type games are full of egotistical, hostile autists that can clearly be taken advantage of by a company
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