I somewhat lied about the "something new" part.
I have my previous schizo boss' face into that of the real offbrand controller and plugged him into Ramb for that sweet Freedom we never got.
*time for some real fun
*The screen crackles with freedom
*smells like off brand blood
*Vampwire's fangs twitch with anticipation
*Vampwire said something foreboding...but its accent was too thick to understand
*you're tangled in purple wires
*smells like an empty shop