Fuck this shit, I had the timer reset on me 3 times in a row.

Waifu thread

Can I manage to sleep in my bed instead of the couch edition

Rules:
>Claim your waifu
>Make sure your bed is comfy
>Cook some nice dinner for yourself every now and then
>Don't listen to the voices telling you to murder your neighbor
>Touch grass and cut it too, it's about to reach my knees
>Disregard schizos, always
>Don't seduce people around here, they're probably more horny than you
>Open the windows, I can smell the ballsack sweat stench from a mile away
>Posting here reserves you a seat in hell
>Most important: Don't eat yellow snow