Thread 937185777

/waifu/ thread!
Ripping up previous: >>936198696

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu
>No claiming Waifus that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>The /waifu/ spirit is immortal throughout all eternity
Most importantly, have fun!

Fuck this shit, I had the timer reset on me 3 times in a row.

Waifu thread

Can I manage to sleep in my bed instead of the couch edition

Rules:
>Claim your waifu
>Make sure your bed is comfy
>Cook some nice dinner for yourself every now and then
>Don't listen to the voices telling you to murder your neighbor
>Touch grass and cut it too, it's about to reach my knees
>Disregard schizos, always
>Don't seduce people around here, they're probably more horny than you
>Open the windows, I can smell the ballsack sweat stench from a mile away
>Posting here reserves you a seat in hell
>Most important: Don't eat yellow snow

Foxfu.

>>937185777 (OP)
Blessed trips of my beautiful waifu's amazing hair.
I'm off for now, but I hope you all have a wonderful Waifu Wednesday!

Two amazing sets of rurus. The Kneesocks is pleased

>kneesocks claimed

>>937185777 (OP) the luckiest checked
Good morning Suzuka. Im well, working in the hot hot sun, need Tang.
How are you?

>>937185946
Also Oi, a fox.

Claimed.

>>937185777 (OP)
And checked.
Good OP.

>>937186032
Been some time, I hope everything is good on your side.

>>937186490
It has been a hot minute, nothing ever really changes in my world. All fine, how bout you Jules, all well?

>>937186450
Akari spotted

fucking kill yourself femboy tranny niggers

>>937186406
Indeed.

>>937185946
>took makeup college classes
>>937186032
outwardly gay
>>937186490
femboy tranny
>>937186543
femboy nigger

>>937186898
Makeup technician
what did you gain from taking courses on makeup application?

And just like that, I have returned.

>>937185946
No one out foxes the 'fu.

>>937186088
I was just now working in the sun. Need tea, delicious tea.
I'm very excited, actually. I found one of the most coveted 90s Japanese automotive tuning devices, that are very rare to find in used condition today, brand new in the original box, for sale from a Japanese automotive tuning shop in Italy of all places! For super cheap (the original cost of the unit was over a thousand dollars - they sold it to me for $150 shipped)! I sent them a bank wire transfer and this morning received the invoice, and it should be here in a few days. What's more, I think they have more than one, so I'm going to inquire about buying what quantity they have left.

>>937186450
A high quality claim indeed. How are you today, Akari claimer?

>>937186490
A rare bartender.

>>937186543
You left us hanging.

I claim Yoko Littner

>>937188428
No one alive, indeed.

>>937188558
A rare Yoko Littner claim!
Hello anon. How are you? How long has Yoko been your waifu?

>>937188714
Dead or Alive: Foxfu Vacation

>>937188854
So you want a fox in a bikini. Aight.

>>937188428
Not really.

>>937189051
That's you, not I.

>>937189209
You so let us down in our moment of need.
But I got Suzuka hair trips out of it, so all is forgiven.

>>937189507
Why would I want something I already have. It doesn't make any sense.

>>937189507
I didnt even know the thread died until Jules told me to wait.

>>937189576
You have it because that's what you want.
After a life of hard work, you finally have all the foxfu.

Kill yourselves tranny nigger faggots. Choke on a horse cock and die. Niggers.

>>937189626
Of course. I always get what I want.
My life isn't over yet.

>>937188428
Sharing the pain I see. Tea doesn't hydrate! Hydrate!
Well congratulations on the thrifty acquisition! Always nice to find a deal on a coveted item.

>>937186898
Indubitably.

>>937189781
Fo' sho'. *and some more mumble rap*

>>937189679
End of the line, choom.

>>937186591
Not the most uncommon sight these days.

>>937188428
With video games, kittens and burgers, life's pretty good.

>>937190336
You should stop taking the bus.

>>937190336
nail painting faggot dick sucker

faggot sent me his shopping list for lingerie he wants to crossdress with

dudes wearing dresses fucking die

faggots

>>937190336
UwU PWOST

>>937188854
>Hello anon. How are you? How long has Yoko been your waifu?
Probably 2018 since that is when I watched Gurren Lagann.

>>937191593
Do you jerk off to her?

>>937191656
All the fucking time bro, all the fucking time.

>>937189623
Slacking so hard.

>>937189679
>foxfu: check
>BMW: check
There is more?

>>937189781
>Tea doesn't hydrate!
It doesn't? This is news to me. I drink a lot of it. Unsweet too.
I did just have a full glass of water as well, however.

>>937191072
>video games, kittens and burgers
That sounds pretty much perfect, actually.

>>937191593
Nice nice. Was it instant attraction for you?

>>937192425
BMW no more... Till it's done. I'm full murican now.

>>937191173
It's been ages since I've used public transport, couple of years.
Did she throw a firecraker in the bowl?

>>937192637
PWOST UR NAILS UwU
I bet they blue and pink! Trans pride right? UwU
*pounces playfully*
Teehee

Fucking faggot kill yourself.

>>937192555
>I'm full murican now.
Oh no, what did you buy?

>>937192637
Sup Sop?

>>937192637
Mini pocket nuke.

>>937192917
I didn't buy anything. I have a '24 Silverado 1500 HD as a rental.

>>937192425
Mhm.
Though I didn't yet get the idea you are big on videogames, yourself.

lol

>>937192917
Hello Suzukanon.
>>937192985
A 24 foot long car?

>>937193992
Yes. 12 americans lost their feet while building that truck.

>>937192985
Oh no. You have my sympathies.

>>937193256
I mean, for me it'd be watching anime or samurai shows. I gave up all vidya, but there are still some I'd love to sit & play for hours on a lazy day. Older JRPGs come to mind, and Tokyo Xtreme Racer 2 on the Dreamcast.

>>937194102
>he thinks it was made in the US
Hola!

>>937194261
It's US spec. I can't find any parts for this. I have to wait for parts from an US import shop in Germany to replace the god damn brake pads.

>>937194164
>Older JRPGs
Whahha. I could not be less surprised.

>>937194350
Well thank gods it's a rental, then.
What happened to your car? Why are you even having to drive this glorified school bus for hauling insecurities?

>>937194502
90s/early 00s JRPGs are a special kind of comfy.

>>937194677
I've played fewer of those than I should have.

>>937194724
Lunar and Harvest Moon come to mind.

>>937194677
2 recalls from BMW. Waiting on the parts. Damaged front tires. Damaged front control arms. Damaged front bushings.
I still have to go to a construction zone for 2 more months, I got sick of driving a stanced sports car there and constantly damaging it.

>>937194845
Harvest Moon... I might have tried that, twenty years ago, but such games were never for me.

>>937194854
Oh, yeah, don't beat up your baby doing that.
If you're going to keep on with jobs like that, you could get yourself some sort of just general beater small truck, or even an imported kei truck from Japan if those are legal there.

>>937194881
What kinds of games do you prefer?

>>937195015
Still waiting on the new company car... that gets delayed week by week. I gotta move, and I gotta move fast. Can bet the car's gonna be here by the time I finish this project, and after that I won't need it anymore...
Eh, shit happens.

>>937195015
Hard to say, I love a ton of games, and enjoy a wide variety. Not a clue how to reduce it to genres. Or even to less than a dozen titles.

Just thought I'd post this again

>>937196238
what did he mean by that?

Claimed

post i didn't even make and one idc about

>>937197266
proof?

>>937197469
He probably doesn't remember. picrel

death to trannoids

So, according to this thread, Randy:
>Loves fantasizing about throbbing horse cocks
>Wants to paint his nails in girly, adorable patterns
>Has the burning desire to pounce on femboys

Hang in there, Baby Nuts!

>>937190118
Quite.

>>937191072
Too true, a welcome sighting.

>>937192425
It doesn't its a diuretic! Very good, I shall join you, with a gallon jug.

>>937198621
The feeling is mutual.
Had a good day?

What compels you fags to be tranny freaks

>>937198797
A tiring one. My fellow tr7ck manager is on vacation and they pulled 2 people from my side, so I had had to move a thousand cases in the heat, by hand, by my lonesome. I definitly earned my two days off.
And yourself? Kitties doing well?

>>937200332
Oh shit, may you get some relaxing.
I am well, and the kitties seem to be doing well, too. Hella energetic today.
Getting proper litterboxes tomorrow. If the delivery falls through, I'm going to end up in prison.

>>937195750
Beautiful

>>937200875
Enjoy a crisp san pellegrino, the past over.
Oh heck yeah, less stinky! Happy to hear it.

spinach dip is my favorite

>>937200875
Do you use cheap litter? You ever heard that you can make explosives out of cheap cat litter?

>>937201487
Thoughts? >>937196238 >>937197583

>>937201518
>Cheap.
No, I wish.
>Explosives.
I kinda figured, since they won't let me order more than four boxes at a time.

>>937201456
That makes two of us. I hope it'll improve.

>>937201584
I forget what all you gotta do exactly. It's not complicated though so maybe I remember. I get the pretty litter for my cat. Wish it'd clump better though.

Hello, everyone.

>>937201704
Mine seems to be doing well.
Tomorrow I get automatic litterboxes, and it needs the well-clumping stuff.
These kittens be stinky...

>>937202418
Oh the robot trash can scooper. Seems cool. My cat is old though. Once she dies I think I'm gonna get a boa constrictor. Or a fox. Or a big pitbull mix. Ideally a hyena. Or an alpaca. Peacocks sound fun too. Piss off the neighbors with loud ass peacocks because I hate everyoneand am a bitter bastard.

>>937202609
Hm, yes, though I don't imagine peacocks smell any better.

>>937202687
Its cool. Only half my nose works anyway!

i unironically run into peacocks all tge time. as you can see inbetween my watermark

>>937203620
Thoughts? >>937196238 >>937197583

>>937203746
my bad

>>937203620
Peacocks are my favorite living relative to trex. I want to get opal peacocks. Pied and black shoukdered specifically. Then sell the eggs at a high price because Jew.

>>937203746
This show was the beginning of the end for western civilization

>>937204012
my aunt has a peacock farm or did last i remember. chicks and peacocks are easy to raise you just need to train them to stay on property and then they basically feed themselves just clip the wings occasionally. just keep em caged tbh to avoid hassle also btw don't need males for eggs

claimed

>>937204243
Yeah. They don't fly well like chickens. I need a couple males though so I can be a public nuisance. They're mean as shit.

>>937204317
yea dickheads they karate kick you a lot. you'll have the toughest shins of any human in about 5yrs of dealing with a rooster

>>937204313
Nice claim.

>>937204477
I like when they make the whistle noise and charge at people.

my wife Sayaka is very cute

Relm

>>937204313
She cute and I'm giggling because I remember the PlagueofGripes animation

>>937208074
that's may's?

>>937214866
Cranky

no i don't do shit for others here

last time i did was like practically 3years ago before i found they were fucking trans and shit

the only good tranny is a dead tranny. they as a whole have only been negative on society

>>937218174
lousiana tranny faggot kys

>>937218174
When are you moving out of your aunt's home?

kys trannys

2 years

Gooning

>>937185777 (OP)
Kys glownigger swine lulz moot kys you faggot.

>>937217477
Unlike you, of course

Mine and mine only.

>>937210004
judging by his melty, yeah

Talk shit about trannys and patter patter patter here comes a faggot the same faggot who defends neptroon
>>937226033
im not having a melty. why would i freak over something i posted?

that's the reason you're still here after 2 years tho

>>937227154
you can’t draw

This is a fox.

>>937227896
thoughts on the new """fan service""" Ahri skin?

>>937227922
The what now? I think I have a few months since I last got into lol.

>>937227662
It's not mine plus idgaf about your opinion

why would i care about what a transvestite says?

>muh opinion are valid and come from someone sane
lol lmao death to trannys

Are male homosexuality and transsexualism the only topics The Rodent is capable of focusing on for longer than a minute? It's practically all he ever mentions unprompted besides his alcoholism.

>it's not mine
funny, when that's one of the drawings you used as proof you allegedly can draw, along with that shitty loona sketch

>>937227963
the newest ahri skin is one where she shows a bit of skin and gooners are losing their minds over it

>>937228766
Does it have a name? I can't find shit searching google for new ahri skin 2025, outside the 500 bucks one. Also on WR she doesn't have a new one.

Insult the transvestites and here they come every single time.

You are not transsexual/transgender you are a transvestite/crossdresser
A mentally ill man or woman who believes they are not what they're born as

>>937228825
yeah it's one of the new spirit blossom ones, I think it's spirit blossom spa or something like that, it hasn't released yet so maybe that's why you can't find it

>>937228923
Spirit blossom after hours one? Lmao. It's nice but damn if what you say is true.

>>937228725
the loona is mine. That is not. So you keep a dossier on posters like i do. That means you're one of 6 posters. All trans btw

Also did you get told to phuck off recently trying to put discord into the real threads?

If I ever get cancer I am going to delete a tranny fag parade in minecraft.

i want to own a pizza hut franchise with this brash bellpepper

>>937229625
Shut the fuck up tranny nigger.

I got a pack of American Spirits yesterday that I never had before called Sky.
These are some really nice cigarettes. I think its a new favorite for me.

>>937229865
american spirit is a good brand i just wish the tobacco hipsters didn't cling to it. the only brand im not into really is camel

not including the cigarillo's btw those are totally different and in pipe tobacco listing

>>937230054
Oh I really like Camels. I like the Turkish tobacco. I really miss Turkish Jades. Its like one of the only menthols I like.

>>937230296
i smoke mostly menthol which is why i dislike camel. the non menthol is peak

>>937230528
Blegh. Menthols taste pretty much the same to me and make my throat scratchy.

>>937230825
I drink so during is menthol and after is non menthol during hangover

>>937230908
That's odd.

Aww the two pedos are bonding <3 bout time shane found a bf, I was worried for him

>>937231192
>pedo
I don't think you know what that word mean you tranny faggot.
Don't you have children to indoctrinate anal sex and genital mutilation to?
Fucking freak freak.

excuse me. all of you are invited to the game. please come and join.
>>>/trash/76488523
>>>/trash/76488523

>>937230991
non menthol doesn't give you a headache during a hangover

>>937232223
Well all I smoke is non menthol anyway.

hypocrites korn
https://youtu.be/-S2Q_KuwUPI?=_B_Q4hWai4jhMwD5
>>937232313
non menthol is a true test of quality and i agree they're mostly same just only bad when too mentholy. Parliament is a perfect blend.

God I love pissing off middle aged cunt roasties. Almost as much as I love pissi g off trannies and faggots.

>>937232995
Oh parliaments are nice. At least theybused to be. Haven't smoked those in years. Maybe a decade.

>>937233390
They're often found in the same spaces.
The sexual revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
>>937233390
About same for me. They're meant for parties with the cocaine bump filter. might buy a pack soon

>>937233584
I can't stand them bitches. I like putting them and getting them scream online at me.

>cocaine
First thing I'm going to do once I'm off probation.

>>937233820
Capped and sent to your officer

>>937234067
You cannot contact someone parole officer with information for when they are off parole that is harassment and they will notify the parolee if it is frequent enough

>>937234189
proof?

>>937234239
Someone kept harassing me before and i learned who it was. Any form of legal harassment will get you legally doxed.

>>937234067
Sure you did.
Not like they can do anything about it anyway.
Stupid tranny faggot.

>>937234326
B-but the trannies feelings are hurt from being told uts life is worthless and being called a freak all the time ;_;

>>937235097
troons always go to legal harassment. Cry bullies

>>937235155
They learned from you

>>937235155
They won't even 1v1 me irl. Bunch of cowards.
Crying about these gay ass threads being ruined by two people. They could just stick to their discord go to the lgbt fag board or something. Start gay hook up fag threads on soc, but no. They NEED these threads. Must be some kind of deranged sentimentality. Seems to be a thing that fags have. Too many feelings not enough thinking. No thoughts, head empty.
Amazing.

>>937235434
>I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU
So much for moral superiority. I guess fags and troons really are the worst kind of people.
>tranny grooms kids into anal sex and genital mutilation
>thinks society is somehow to blame for it harming kids
No thoughts, truly.

>>937235534
I been saying that forever that once you're in the 'cord there's no reason to post here anymore except to greet someone new which doesn't happen because this is an extinct community because of the elitism and taking it too seriously.

it's supposed to be fun but discord ruined that.

I am drinking now. Expecting a small payment so will drink more maybe idk

>>937235914
Well troons are the most mentally ill fucks around next to serial killers, rapists and shit like that

Why are troons like this? Grown man sexually attracted to his own mother

>>937236168
They have a baby brain. So small.

>thinking anything about this place is elitist in the big 25
this is why you have no idea what you're talking about and you're a mentally ill loser lmao
2 years wasted btw

>>937236073
They literally are very disturbed. They actually live very pathetically always seeking validation and groups.

>>937236371
This is my personal theory but only an absurdly low percentage of Waifuist are "real ones"
, this doesn't mean the
ones who aren't are bad people or anything like that, they simply aren't built for or truly want waifuism, this isn't easy for most so only the truest most committed and loyal Waifuist will be here in the future, and don't trust people just by what they say, there are lots of liers and deceivers who will speak of eternal love a second and do devious horrible stuff the next second, let's not forget that we are on the internet and we can't read minds.
Personally what I can recommend to any and every Waifuist out there is, FOCUS on your waifu and yourself, these communities will rot and perish, their members (some of them maybe even being friends for you) will be shown to be terrible waifuists or they will disappear into the ether like many, but you and your waifu will always be together as long as you remain loyal and truthful, don't feel pressured into being active or "part of the community" neither should you feel forced or compelled to show things like anniversary's, dates etc or write massive paragraphs for her, only do so if you truly desire so and you can always do these things and keep them to you and your waifu (as most 3D's do honestly), you and your waifu are what matters, don't let your focus stray into other things.

why do niggers live with their family but not dad?

>>937236371
It is. Otherwise you'd stop saying who is or isn't a waifufag. Btw you're not because you care if someone else is unironically

why are you still tweeking over someone who isn't here lol

37 living with his mom btw

>>937236717
Why are you?

Did I drive a wedge between the lovers? My bad, sly

wanting a thread not overrun with avatarfags from other communities that have nothing to do with this place is not at all the same thing as making separate circlejerk discords/telegrams comprised of 10 to 15 people and never posting again while pretending you're better than everyone else
lol

>>937236816
so w-which are y-you?

why is he still seething over mark i really don't get it
like bro he's not even here bro.... lol

>>937236371
Cope, seethe, dilate.

>>937236456
>cult bullshit
It will never not be funny.
>NO YOU CANT BE A WAIFUFAG AND PURSUE A REAL GIRL BECAUSE WELL YOU JUST CANT OKAY?!
May as well sacrifice animals to you're waifu. You already sacrifice your cock and balls so why not some goat blood? Retard.

>>937236534
kek

>>937236850
hi mark

lmao

>>937236850
>being this obsessed with another man giving attention to a man that isn't you
Seek help. Faggot.

>>937236864
I stole that post btw.

holy lol

>>937236919
>>937236973
The shits still funny. Literal fucking schizos.

>>937237064
Yes. I mean, it’s true, if you’re a genuine waifuist and not just someone chasing trends or fitting into a group identity, then drama or how often someone posts shouldn’t matter to you. The people in those Discord circles ala troons seem more focused on community validation and post frequency because they’re craving attention, not because they truly care about the waifu ideal

maysissy describing himself once again
lmao

>>937237361
anzusissy taking the L again

anzu is not posting lol

>>937237281
I find people that validation and cant just validate themselves are the biggest brain washed pieces of weak minded shit.
I however do not care what others think of me.
I am a mental chad. I do not exist for society or others. I don't need societal approvsl or acceptabce. I do whatever I want.

>>937237443
it doesn't matter the name doesn't matter you're a faggot

Anzu has sex with stray dogs.

if it didnt matter you wouldn't still be trying to epic gotcha me LMAO

>>937237594
But i did? You're staying a cuck lurker obsessed with men

im not the one who orbited a man in prison for over a year
lol

less tranny posters better for me. Stay anon a-logging it's literally a button to filter you completely

>>937237674
but you did otherwise you wouldn't know

>boys fighting over me again
I'm so heckin cool.

you can't see me if im incapable of seeing you. that whole deal

you were explicitly public in your orbiting of randy, it would be harder to not know about it
lmao

>>937237997
As were you? I literally didn't know him and only did countdown to last months

>>937237997
It sounds like you're jealous. I think you have a gay crush on him. You are a tranny faggot after all.
I know girls and boys like me. So maybe you're jealous at him over me?
Sorry homo. I don't swing that way.

Man if only cuppa would be here and nier holy shit we would run this shit.

>>937238196
>still lurking still obsessed with men

lol

Friendly reminder that Shane admitted to being petty >>937196238

waifu thread?

Remember when waifu threads were about waifus? Yea neither do I

big lmao

Gay hookup thread?

maysissy and tranny randy...

>>937238716
>>937238716
>>937238716

>>937238690
Stay jealous. Faggot.

why would anyone be jealous of two mentally ill fags who went to prison
lol