>Ages especially fast and lost a massive chunk of his life
>Can't even relax and find peace until the last fucking 3 weeks of his life
>Has back problems
>Gets called old and gets his confidence shattered
>Gets his face burnt as he tries to protect his mom, she still dies
>Has to take a stabilizing shot every 30 minutes
>Goes through a microwave chamber and probably gets even more cancer than he already has from all the cigarettes
>Tries to kill himself, gets interrupted by his dad as he receives the largest exposition dump in video game history
>Still has to eat Sunny's shitty eggs
Bro my man Solid Snake just wanted to hang out with his dogs and go sledding.
