Tired of chores? Longing for a helping hand, or perhaps a webbed one? Introducing the Amphibian Personal Undertaker (APU) - your new humanoid frog household helper!

Imagine a sparkling clean home, perfectly organized, and all without lifting a finger. Our Apus are meticulously trained in a range of household tasks, from intricate dusting to online surveys to efficient meal prep. They're quiet, efficient, and surprisingly good at filling out surveys. Plus, their unique vocalizations are surprisingly soothing after a long day.

Bring home an Apu and experience the future of home management. Your life will be greener, cleaner, and undeniably more interesting!