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6/30/2025, 12:56:16 AM
>see your usual tall deano with his average foid trophy in TK Maxx
>I jokingly say "you really settled for that porky little thing mate?"
>he turns around and says "what?"
>I say "state of it, what are you feeding it?" and look her up and down
>see a vein in his face throb and he squares up to me
>"you don't talk about my girlfriend like that, I'll fucking lay out out...let's go outside now big man"
>he looks like he works out a lot at the gym, got some good muscles, probably could take me down
>"oh shut up deano, you're going to do fuck all unless you want a little trip to the police station...all those muscles and you can't do a single thing."
>he's still in my face so I give him a good push back
>he stumbles and nearly trips
"oi mate that's fucking assault, I want him arrested"
>tell him "you technically assaulted me, common assault still counts if you get really up in someone's face in a threatening manner. the only one going to be arrested will be you when they see the footage."
>some midget pajeet security says you need to leave to him
>he storms out and his porky gf doesn't get to buy more rejected tat for their tiny new build shit house with no garden
>I jokingly say "you really settled for that porky little thing mate?"
>he turns around and says "what?"
>I say "state of it, what are you feeding it?" and look her up and down
>see a vein in his face throb and he squares up to me
>"you don't talk about my girlfriend like that, I'll fucking lay out out...let's go outside now big man"
>he looks like he works out a lot at the gym, got some good muscles, probably could take me down
>"oh shut up deano, you're going to do fuck all unless you want a little trip to the police station...all those muscles and you can't do a single thing."
>he's still in my face so I give him a good push back
>he stumbles and nearly trips
"oi mate that's fucking assault, I want him arrested"
>tell him "you technically assaulted me, common assault still counts if you get really up in someone's face in a threatening manner. the only one going to be arrested will be you when they see the footage."
>some midget pajeet security says you need to leave to him
>he storms out and his porky gf doesn't get to buy more rejected tat for their tiny new build shit house with no garden
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