Conundrum: It's my birthday today. I am fat and I want to lose weight, and I want to commit to being 50 pounds lighter by my next birthday. However, Papa John's just sent me a birthday offer for a free dessert. I could get one of those big cookie pans, a brownie, or the cinnamon pull-aparts. I really do want to lose weight but how often do I get free desserts from Papa John's? Should I get the dessert?