I hate my fuckin' boss, and I hate my fuckin' job
I hate my dumb ex-wife and her stupid boyfriend cop
I hate all other countries, and I hate when people talk
But boy, do I love being home alone and jerkin' off

I jerk off all the time, I jerk off everyday
I jack off every night in my jacked up Chevrolet
I jerk off when I'm sleepin', and I jerk when I'm awake
And boy, I love to walk down busy streets and masturbate
I jerk off on the couch, I'm jerkin' off right now
I jerk off to the thought of jerkin' off and holy cow
I'm deputy of ding-dong drummin', triple grippin', tater tuggin'
King of crankin' off my junk, and that's the only thing I love

Ooh, girl, don't you stop
Don't you stop 'til you get enough, honey
Honey, honeypie, honey, honey, honeypie
Ooh, girl, don't you stop
Don't you stop 'til you get enough, honey
Honey, honeypie, honey, honey, honeypie!

Ooh, girl, don't you stop
Tell your mom, girl, and I won't stop it until you're mine, girl
And you can't stop that until your mine, girl
And I can't find out what you want, what you got
I got that honeypie, come bite it
(Bring your own fork, girl, you know I don't provide it.)

Ooh, girl, don't you stop
Don't you stop 'til you get enough, honey
Honey, honeypie, honey, honey, honeypie
Ooh, girl, don't you stop
Don't you stop 'til you get enough, honey
Honey, honeypie, honey, honey, honeypie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcYLzu_1cNc

She's blood, flesh and bone
No tucks or silicone
She's touch, smell, sight, taste, and sound
But somehow I can't believe
That anything should happen
I know where I belong
And nothing's going to happen, yeah

'Cause she's so HIIIIIGGGGHHHHH
High above me
She's so lovely
She's so HIIIIIGGGGHHHHH
Like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, or Aphrodite
Da da-da da da
She's so HIIIIIGGGGHHHHH
High above me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ElORM9O-0U

I remember memories from a long, long time ago
I can hear you calling me, to never let you go
As the sun shines down on me, I hold the key to give
Take hold of my destiny, I may give you life

Can you stay forever more?
Or are you gonna leave from me?
No matter what it takes for me, I'll find you
Just to be with you one more time

A smile will find my way, my love
You've taught me that life can be revived
With a smiling face, the meaning of my destiny can be changed for your love

I can rule the world, my love!
Can't you see that we can all survive
If you'll be by my side, the world will be a better place for us all

This that pretty-girl mantra
This that flaunt ya
Just touched down in LA
Pretty girls don't do drama
'Less we wanna
It'll be depending on the day
Pretty girls packed in a Defender
Know I'm 'a defend her
Never let her catch no stray
This that pretty-girl mantra
She's that stunna
Make you wanna swing both ways

Don't you want to quickly update Debian?
Don't you want to update software now?
Check for software updates often, baby
All you gotta do is just use this command:

apt update apt upgrade
apt update apt upgrade
apt update apt upgrade
Uh, uhuh uhuh.
apt update apt upgrade
apt update apt upgrade
apt update apt upgrade
Uh, uhuh uhuh.

I would swallow my pride, I would choke on the rinds
But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside
Swallow my doubt turn it inside out
Find nothin' but faith in nothin'
Want to put my tender, heart in a blender
Watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion
Rendezvous then I'm through with you

I burn, burn like a wicker cabinet, chalk white and oh so frail
I see our time has gotten stale
The tick tock of the clock is painful
All sane and logical, I want to tear it off the wall
I hear words and clips and phrases
I think sick like ginger ale
My stomach turns and I exhale

I would swallow my pride, I would choke on the rinds
But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside
I would swallow my doubt turn it inside out
Find nothin' but faith in nothin'
Want to put my tender, heart in a blender
Watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion
Rendezvous then I'm through with you

I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink
I'm so tired, my mind is on the blink
I wonder should I get up and fix myself a drink
No, no, no

I'm so tired I don't know what to do
I'm so tired my mind is set on you
I wonder should I call you but I know what you would do

(I'm tired. Good night, /fng/.)

Don't you want me like I want you, baby?
Don't you need me like I need you now?
Sleep tomorrow, but tonight, go crazy
All you gotta do is just meet me at the

アーパツ、アーパツ
アーパツ、アーパツ
アーパツ、アーパツ
Uh, uh-huh, uh-huh
アーパツ、アーパツ
アーパツ、アーパツ
アーパツ、アーパツ
Uh, uh-huh, uh-huh

Who survived?
Somebody new?
Anyone else but you?

On a lonely night
Was a blinding light
A hundred leaders would be borne of you

And though I know, since you've awakened her again
She depends on you, she depends on you
She'll go alone, and never speak of this again
We depend on you, we depend on you

And though I know, since you've awakened her again
She depends on you, she depends on you
She'll go alone, and never speak of this again
We depend on you, we depend (I'll depend on you)

She'll only come out at night
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new
I've seen her here before
Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sitting with you, but her eyes are on the door
So many have paid to see what you think you're getting for free
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
Money's the matter
If you're in it for love, you ain't gonna get too far

(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She's a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She's a maneater

Bah-bah bayah bayah
Bah-bah bayah bayah
Bah-bah bayah bayah
Bah-bah bayah bayah
Nah-na-na nah-na

I got out my map and chose a place I wanted to go to
(Packed up my stuff, set out for adventure)
I know that your lucky color is that cool shade of blue
(Won't mind painting myself blue for you)
I guess I'm so easy to understand
I just do whatever comes to me naturally, alright

I do understand the feelings of a Persian Cat
(But the Sphinx looked so cute, I had to shave it)
He reminds me of parsley when he's standin' there alone
(Makes me wanna be his speciality)
I guess I'm just a self-centered girl (Mmm-hmm)
But there are nights that I have trouble going to sleep (A-ha)

(Sweet sweet, you're so sweet) So many things I want
(Sweet sweet, you're so sweet) I wanna be a wonderful girl
(Sweet sweet, you're so sweet) I'm not simple-minded
(Sweet sweet, you're so sweet) And I won't be a pearl
You probably need me just as much as I need you (Hey, yeah, yeah)