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>Unleash Your True Power in Fortnite Battle Royale: Super!
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>Fortnite Blitz Royale: Full Throttle. Phone Ready.
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>Fortnite Gift Cards: A New Way to Buy V-Bucks, Games, and More!
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Last Match:
>>527896473

Remember to Thank the Bus Driver!

FUCK the bus driver
He keeps arriving to his stops too early

Is Kor a milf? Is this Daigo's taste in women?

>Battle Royale
>Battle Royale but with respawns
>Battle Royale but "OG"
>Battle Royale but smaller
What exciting new game mode will they come up with next?

>>527943134
>FUCK the bus driver
l-lewd!

>>527943134
A bus driver is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

this shit is terrible
how is this supposed to be fun?
there's 5 real players each match.
And those 5 real players will third party you while you're busy fighting bots, and if they don't, you're going to have an autistic shield bubble fight with them.

What a qt.

>>527943237
Battle Royale but now it's cars only

Lynx!

>>527943242
>finally won a thread
>immediately starts rping
yeah you should kill yourself

>59 seconds
what did Tim mean by this

>>527943237
Class-based BR with abilities.

okay now we need pve mode with normal skins

>>527943331
>guy with no friends playing a friend incentivized mode
>"How is this supposed to be fun?"

>Actually replying to his thread
You people should all fucking kill yourselves.

>>527943175
Kor is a young woman. Stop trying to force the meme she’s middle aged

>>527943331
this is the sort of mode that actually benefits from playing with randos

>>527943541
Fuck off with your discord drama, you are cancer to this general

>>527943541
but you didn't make another one doughie

>>527943331
Don't play solos. Every mode in solos is cancer only exacerbated by sweat streamers.

Consensus on the new modes seems pretty clear.
>Blitz is too fast, has awful popups, full of bots, random medallions leads to unfair fights, and hilariously still terrible for mobile cucks
>Expeditions is yet another nothing burger lego mode theyll never update or do anything with
>Training Grounds is just 16 player TDM
Hilarious that something as simple as TDM is the highlight of this update

>>527943693
>Blitz is too fast
Seems like a real retarded opinion.

>>527943481

>>527943554
I just like the idea of Fortnite's Satan being a milf fucker. They look hot together and Daigo is easily in his 20s.

tonight

>>527943773
Just play Training Grounds lol. Who tf wants to play a 5 minute BR match?

>>527943541
Reminder that mods allow it and have said so on the IRC, so just make threads before him.

>>527943901
That's a lie

>no mobility
>everyone has shield bubbles

>>527943972
No it isn't, go ask yourself.

>>527943972
It's the truth, just make your threads at 720 if you don't want a bus thread.

>>527943481
Now you got two Bruno mars songs under a minute so you can do festival dailies in record time

>>527944061
>>527944063
I asked, they said you're both gay for each other.

>>527944023
bwos, do we want a box autism daughter or a shield cuck son?

>>527944023
Haha you left your name in finally

>>527944242
oh well

>>527944023
Wow...look at that riveting gameplay

>>527944023
Since they reused an og map yet fucking again which has nearly no cover (since you were meant to do builds for it) bubbles are a must. I'll take it over bunkers but I wish they had made a modern map with more cover so you had to rely on positioning instead. At least they didn't put shockwaves in.

>>527943876
>They look hot together
She's only working for him because she's getting paid. Daigo and Fletcher weren't fucking either, you coombrain.

is anyone else griding Blitz just for Blitz Knight?

>>527944336
>>527944350
what is his name he deleted it and i cant see it

>>527944412
i'm just playing blitz because its the most fun i've had with the game since they removed team rumble

>>527944023
>>527943331
>>527944427
Shurabon

Why the fuck didnt they just make a mini chapter 6 map?? Why cringe OG again?

She likes durr burgers and chug jugs a bit too much

>>527944530
lol

>>527944530
>400 results found on b4k

>>527944390
>Daigo and Fletcher weren't fucking either
it'd be hot if they did

>>527944390
>Daigo and Fletcher weren't fucking either
Daigo wouldn't fuck a man, let alone a wolf. Why else would she have a mask that was likely given by Daigo? Daigo isn't stacked in gold, and they are totally fucking.
Captcha: TRONR

>527944296
>>527944427
>>527944530
>>527944619
>>527944648
OH NO NO NO the sweatfag shittalker is exposed

The current face of FN

>>527944412
Played 3 games for the brella and I'm already gained 5 levels. Might play Festival for the XP to get the skin by today

>>527944841
We love White Clara here.

>>527944427
Kenobreen

>>527944590
>Opal but brown

>>527944590
>you know that one summer Rio skin with the eyepatch
>what if she was a fat samoan
truly inspired skin design

>>527944590
Half this thread is fatter than her, just look at bruni
She at least has hair so I don't know why anyone itt makes fun of her

>>527945015
Opal doesn’t have tits or an ass. She’s flat as a board and just stretched to be wide

>>527945084
leave doublecross out of this

>>527945224
See this is how you get people to buy skins. If I want to cum inside of her then that's good skin design.

>matchmaking is broken

I’m buying Leilani. I like bigger women

>>527944841
>The current face of FN
>trans skin
Can't wait for some trans girl to cosplay "her" and ruin the skin like what happened to Lexa and Helsie.

>They killed team rumble for this

>>527945509
Nothing of value was lost

>>527945465
Hopefully instead it's an e-boy with a cute butt and OF

>>527945509
>they killed off a shit trash mode nobody but shitters play
and the world kept spinning

The face of Fortnite.

>>527944875
Looks like the Major from gits

>>527945667
Beyond sexy.

>>527945667
incorrect

>>527944801
Cool. I guess anytime two people are associated with one another they're clearly fucking.
Hope is fucking Jones.
Midas is fucking Brutus.
Guff is fucking Skye.

>blitz royale gives out crowns
looks like everyone will be having 1000+ crown wins each season lmao

>>527945702
Bracer is the Major Kusogenani skin

>>527945865
To be fair who isn't fucking Jonesy? Everyone in the game has had a turn with him at one point.

>>527945937
... you're proud of crown wins/think they're impressive?

>>527945937
>looks like everyone will be having 1000+ crown wins each season lmao
I just started queueing with randoms for blitz squads and almost every match my entire squad has crowns

>>527943895
I hope she comes back tonight jist for you future Peribro! I got her on release and put her in my main 3 with Hexa and Toga

>Played Ballistic all day
>Didn't get the new map once
The new pistol sucks balls as well

odd: Harley
evens: Sabrina

>>527946119
I wouldn't say main 3 but she's definitely up there.

Day 1 buy btw.

>>527946119
Why is she blushing?

>>527946051
This crowns mean nothing other than digital proof that you've never had sex and smell like fucking unwashed ass

>>527945667
Based and hope pilled

tonight

>Ready to Blitz (x2) [ID: Blitz]
>Go Ballistic (x3) [ID: GB0618]
>Summer Shop (x3) [ID: Week2SummerShop1A]
>Battle Ready (x4) [ID: BR0619]
>DC (x3) [ID: BatmanZero&CatwomanZero]
>Jam Tracks (x4) [ID: JT0619]

>>527946242
guh

>>527946287
peri will finally be mine...

>>527945865
>Hope is fucking Jones.
Might become a reality since Kendo turns out to be a bum larping as a samurai demon killer.

>>527946221
How many leavers you get?

>>527945804
The Kiriko is not the face of Fortnite

>>527946051
the people who grind them to show them off on spawn island do
and now they're gonna have to reconcile with the idea that if one really wanted to they could just grind wins in blitz for 1/100th the time and effort

>>527945804
Why do characters from this 20,000 CCU game get posted so much?

>both of the new game modes are zero build

>>527946287
She’s dropping tonight >>527944590

>>527946226
guess it's gonna be harley

>>527946930
Thanks for posting your reaction, buildnigger. Now face the wall.

black man jumpscare

>>527946959
>already doing damage control from celeb drama
Fucking Epic...

>>527946230
I gave her a big smooch

TADC new episode comes out in friday, should we expect a sudden collab?

>>527947101
The legends of music are all here

>>527947101
Legitimately terrifying. I feel sorry for the kids that have to see this unlocked.

>>527940191
brother, she is coming back. stop with ur head canon echo chamber of girls & closeted men trying to cancel her because of an album cover. If fortnite accepted that she is known for doing wild juno poses every night of her tour & even referencing them in her concert, do u really think fortnite cares or any real fan cares what sjws say or complain?


Also the cyber truck just returned to disprove ur point of epic avoiding controversy.

>>527947167
>t. lightrider

oh shii, Peely hit that!

>>527947130
it looks like they're just being dicks

Any jamtrack you getting discounted? Possibly Butter myself.
inb4 it's just a 100 vbuck discount

>>527947658
none for me.

>Jackson 5 song in the Music Pass
Please god next Fortnitemares

>>527947658
I don't have any of these skins or jam tracks

>finally get home after a long day of work
>login to Fortnite
>matchmaking issues
Atleast I have AEW Grand Slam Mexico to look forward to

>>527947801
that's a pword

>>527947658
Braniac, thank fucking god...
I love zombie shit and Jonesy is a cool protag.

>>527947658
I have all these jam tracks except the astronaut in the ocean one, Don Toliver, and Imagine Dragons

>>527946579
Bought Sunny Stroll and Toasty idk why

Did this ever come out or no

>>527946959
bundle was available until i posted it here. Daily reminder Epic employees monitor these threads.

bring back rue you fucking cowards.

>>527947658
none of these skins call out to me so no

>>527947324
pretty funny you mentioned her, finally hit 65 today to unlock her. she's really cool imo only her pickaxe is kinda ass but i just gave her the free zadie sword which kinda matches her

>>527947959
Alright crankers, today's goal is to find a reason to keep going

>>527947101
>mcr gets censored for this
>but whatever this is gets to be in-game otherwise it's le racist
It's like that family guy episode where Stewie is scared of queens of the stone age.

>>527946230
She's telepath, can read your thoughts, you pig.

>>527947973
if that were true we would have gotten at least one fucking female skin with sandal physics by now

>>527943541
Transcord mad they didnt early thread

>>527947101
AAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
GET IT AWAY FROM MEEEEE MOM COME PICK ME UP
I WANT MY MOMMYYYYYYYYY

>>527948046
>whatever this is
it's clearly a crackhead who crawled into that space under a house where you'd find rodents

>>527948151
Trvke

>>527946579
Should I get Summer Drift?

>>527948026
I keep going in hopes of a better tomorrow. giving up is easy but it doesn't really solve anything while truckin on can bring just about anything

>>527947658
>unironically blowing veebees on jam tracks
>doesn't give you veebees back
>doesn't unlock skins
>doesn't unlock styles
>isn't cheaper than emotes which have your favorite skin being goofy sexy or entertaining
I have literally zero reason to buy them
Major L famallama

>>527948189
You're only saying that because of your racist bias. He could be a plumber working in the crawl space.

>>527948270
I'd keep going if I had a Peri wife desu

>>527947658
I have actively scoffed at and avoided everything here.

>>527942819 (OP)
Deltarune collab when?

>>527943602
its definitely more fun than solos at least

>>527948197
drift is for the gays

The emerald gamer skin never released

So now that they got ABC in the game, can they go back and fix the Groot emote?

>>527943237
BR but with abilities and you start with 3 Gray guns of your choice. There's also a pve version for dad gamers with 5 random bosses you need to kill in order to win the match

>>527947959
Two more weeks, shiitna leakerslop believer bros. Deadmau5 and street fighter tonight. Trust the plan

>>527948653
I bet Jonesy has sucked on those a few times

Beach Jules tonight, save up

blitz having the Kane medallion feels a bit redundant when it also has megalo don's which is straight up the same thing but better

>>527948653
The mask ruins jt so much

>>527948987
What do they do again?

>>527943175
If my headcanon about Sunny and Kor ever comes to fruition then in my eyes Kor would be in her early 30s

What was that about a "Casual Peri" last night, or was that just someone screwing around?

>/fng/ can't handle solos
damn you guys so bad

>>527948983
I already have her though

Squad fills randos leave the moment they get knocked, niggas be gay

>>527949175
Save up for more Jules in the near future.

expeditions should be really fucking good but
>loot scaling in missions feels super fucked
>xp curve is super fucked
>getting new weapons is *fucking random*
>essence from recycling is pisspoor, especially when you're spending that essence on random weapons
>missions throw horde after horde after horde of enemies at you, there is ZERO room to breathe
>those hordes have absurd damage so you better get good at running for your fucking life and burning through your limited heals
it's a shame because this mode feels really nice otherwise

>>527949292
I thought people just used Expeditions to get crafting mats while you're not playing

>>527949286
where's the alt with the latex face mask with only a hole for her mouth to suck my cock?

>>527949065
Kane's is a faster sprint and a knock back when sprinting into enemies
Megalo Don's is infinite nitro which gives you those 2 things but also gives you infinite sprinting and lets you destroy buildings by sprinting into them

>>527949143
it was an edit pal

>>527949286
Wasn't that always the plan? You'd never spend anything thought because she hasn't gotten a new skin in an eternity.

>>527949286
winter jules...

>>527949495
Why did they make her hair white

there's just as many bots in blitz squads as there are in solos, but now the bots move around in groups of 4
this game mode is a disaster

>>527949292
>Flop mode #8 is a flop
Woah no way bro

>>527949576
she's a hag now

>no you must play solos even tho it's the worst type of gameplay fortnite has to offer, I was retarded enough to stomach through it and you do it now too PLEASE

>>527949119
Good grief, Sunny looks terrible here. Her summer version is miles better
>If my headcanon about Sunny and Kor ever comes to fruition then in my eyes Kor would be in her early 30s
I can see it, Kor is definitely young but not as young as Daigo.

Finally

>>527947959
Lmao, would be too based for Epic

>>527949429
I can see Kane's being better in some situations.

>open StW
>it's the Rage modifier season where Teddy builds are useless because only direct weapon damage builds rage

>>527948151
>Transcord
They're the same fucking thing and you know it. Bustranny, the fagcord, it's all the same fucking shit and none of you should be putting up with attention whores.

>>527948653

>>527949894
switch to the other haircut

>>527945667
>>527945804
Which one has the cutest pussy?

>>527949753
who are you talking to?

>>527949228
They probably leave because they're fighting while you're across the map being useless

Bruno, kawaii
Bruno, kawaii
Bruno, kawaii
Bruno, kawaii

>"Introducing True Random!"
>Assume we're finally getting a way to pick a random song to play in Festival
>It's just music in the lobby

blitz sucks ass and you too.

>>527948653
Is it gay that I want to titty fuck those?

>new music pass
>ANOTHER dozen useless guitar pickaxes / backblings to clutter up your locker

>>527950351
Soon the locker will just be full of them, they should have been seperated

>>527949372
lmao no, gameplay wise it's pretty much entirely detatched from the other two modes outside of "you can start expeditions from odyssey or brick life"
>>527949675
it shouldn't be a flop. it really shouldn't, but i guess this is epic "fumble the easiest bags" games

>>527950519
Don't skip leg day, Skillet.

miku witnessing real raw power

>>527947658
I already have Astra so I might get Counting Stars if the discount is steep enough. The chart is a mess but the song is kind of catchy.

STOP HAVING FUN BLITZFAGS!!!

>>527949765
>Good grief, Sunny looks terrible here

Have any of these modes ever maintained your interest for more than a few hours? Theyre all so bare bones and half assed.

>love the APT emote
>great song
>cant fucking stand the stupid ass "apart-uh part-uh" shit part

Honestly Bruno Mars makes some pretty decent music, so I'm glad he's the festival season. He's one of the few mainstream artists that has some soul to his stuff.

>Get new map
>Teammate keeps insta-picking up the bomb
>They have no idea where they're going and keep running off away from the rest of us and our pings and get themselves killed
>Starts getting pissy when we ask them to stop >Starts throwing their fire grenades onto us
>We all proceed to leave
Now that's something I don't mind getting a penalty for, fuck them fags

>>527951115
>HAVING FUN
don't worry they aren't

L Shop Incoming

>>527951135
I'm a Sunnyfag, but you have to admit that picture did not do her favors. She definitely looks hot in pic rel (also flip flop footjobs from Sunny).

no sf skins today :^)

>20k players
>270k bots

>>527951438
>(also flip flop footjobs from Sunny).
Trueist post in this thread

>>527951113
Really hope it's a meaningful discount. They really be doing anything with jam tracks except lower the fucking price to 200 or at least 300 veebees.

can't wait to get home just to notice that the game was not updated.

Nope both fat women get scrapped

>>527951313
He also aggrevates me less than Sabrina Carpenter so getting killed by one of the unironic festival skin users feels less like some kind of sick cosmic joke where Sabrina's ordering my execution and gunning me down like a dog for not listening to Espresso

>>527951697
then give me arefund for the ones i got

>>527951438
>flip flop footjobs from Sunny
with how glued to her feet they are i can't imagine you'll be getting any flip flop action

>>527951719
can't wait to love Hope (author's note: I always love Hope)

Consensus /fng/?

PERI

>>527951438
>but you have to admit that picture did not do her favors
I know. You’re correct. Looking at her straight on makes her nose look bigger than usual. Which is why I always thought her and Kor were some sort of Persian or other middle eastern equivalent.

>>527951798
>Sabrina's ordering my execution and gunning me down like a dog for not listening to Espresso
say I can't sleep
baby I know
now please face the wall

>>527951918

>Safety First Steve emote
Okay okay I see you Fortnite

>>527951918

price is great, but...black guy would be cool with half mask like the girl. girl would be cool with unhooded version.

so close, yet so far.

Also new, consensus?

>already owned Astra and Counting Stars

>>527951918
smol underboob/10

Has blender anon shown us Leilani’s ass under that cover?

>>527951918
Hahahahaha wtf

they really are dropping everything except street fighter

>>527952125
>>527951781
>scrapped
>comes into shop not even a minute after
Kek

Vbucks keep going up every reset.

learn how to build, bitch ass nigga.

>>527951918

Shitty shop as always.

>>527951918
Shiiiiiiieeeeett

Interesting...
https://x.com/blortzen/status/1935327092054397010

She's hot

People are starting to cry over the new storm beast power. Expect it to be nerfed into the ground soon.

>>527952125
Easy skip, vbucks are allowed to heal after Hank Hill

>>527952304
i wanted normal dab

>>527952526
Lexa if 40 years old.

>blacks
>fats

Bought the new skin. I love big women a lot bros

>>527952389
One job ebic...

>>527951674
>>527951842
Sunny and Kor can also be sisters cause they have two of the cutest feet skins

>>527952526
that's a man

>>527952646
Hawaiian bro she’s island thick

>>527952389
Meanwhile they can't just fucking fix Nyangelica? I would actually use her if her face wasn't a goddamn JPEG.

On one hand im glad that saving Vbees is going to be extremely easy with these shit shops.
On the other, how did they manage to make the update before the summer break be filled with nothing but garbage cosmetics?
Like holy shit how many incompetent dipshits does epic have as designers and modelers?

>>527952526
u just know…. that when she smiles that upper lip is gone lmao

>>527952672
Her coat has physics btw. You can see under it almost every time you sprint jump

if the scorpion nigs were *slightly* more lime green as opposed to nearly yellow, i would've bought the bundle just for the gear. oh well.

>>527949939
We moved on to the new STW anon

>>527952526
those nails
eugh

>>527952672
Can you post a screenshot of her ass while dropping from the bus?

>>527952926
>basedjak spammer
>hates femininity
typical

>>527952756
where do you live where men look like this????

rocket league tournament for 3v3 starts soon, only mentioning it cause some stuff is or will be fortnite compatible

I see you don't have a lifeguard here at your beach

>>527952879
Small indie company of 6 dudes running out of pocket in Tim Sweeney's attic please understand

>>527952386
Fuck them, they are never bringing that Batman song back again.

>>527952526
>>527952645
She does look like an older, washed up version of Lexa...

>>527953041
wait, that's a good feet emote.

>>527953041
this isn't a beach this is a fortnite thead on 4chan!

>>527952879
not defending it but you can't even see her face while playing

>>527953041
feeling a little suicidal by the pool...

>>527951918
Make them white and it would be good.
Also, Marvel’s Scorpion when

how do I get out of this......

>sitting in lobby tabbed out
>suddenly I'M ON THE EDGE
thanks Timmy

>>527951842
>>527952000
If turns out they are glued, I will go for the head instead. Not sure where I will lay my seed still.
>>527951674
>Which is why I always thought her and Kor were some sort of Persian or other middle eastern equivalent
Seeing that Midas has a daughter, I wouldn't be surprised it turns out they are related. Epic could slip this out on purpose and lorefags will lose their shit. I will now go jerk off to Sunny porn, thanks for giving the urge, anons.

>>527953131
Possibly

>>527953331
maybe the controls on the left side of the screen could give a clue

>>527953331
it literally says to hold T

>>527952990
How do the end of season rewards for those work, anyway? I only had a few hundred credits left over, not even enough for a prospect drop, but when I checked the new season this morning it gave me a mess of the last season's tournament items. Not that I'm complaining, I'm just confused.

>>527953331
https://youtu.be/bFtcLJVN8yg?si=ig2ynzxiPz_O3ZV6

>>527953331
Press T to pay respects to this poor anon

>>527952304
https://files.catbox.moe/yrnfcj.mp4

I hate people who use fat or bulky skins. Use thin ones like everyone else

>>527953041
You're not a lifeguard.

>>527952526
I honestly can't tell if she's 16 or 36

i hate fat people

Don't worry guys I found a way that the new lobby music feature is broken
>Sitting in BR lobby
>Lobby is playing Alien Boy
>Go to StW and it gets through a couple songs while I'm looking through menus
>Go back to BR lobby
>It rewound back to Alien Boy
>Plays the same songs after that again
It can't keep track between modes

>>527952526
Default facial expression don't do so many skins any favors

>>527953630
Fuck you.

Saw someone using the new summer skin in game. Why would you play as a fat fuck?

I need to stay strong and save my v-bucks for the squid game girl and the Ark bundle

>>527953041
>>527953662
Who gives the better footjob? Sunstrider has to be the one.

>>527953630
sorry can't hear you from behind my giant chicken with disco ball backbling and alien power loader pickaxe

>>527953934
fat, ugly, chunli cope
kys faggot

>>527954071
They should both give me one so I can decide

lol

>>527954071
I prefer Sun Strider's other assets

How's Batman Zero as a cope skin? I'm not spending 20 dollars to get the other one.

I think the new cape is dope

>>527954101
I already own Chunners, and leave my wife alone.

Why are you saying the new skin looks like she’s 40?

Can anyone who got her show how she looks with kicks?

>>527944296
pffff cute name
you're an inoffensive poster so no one's gonna care anyways

>>527954330
Your name got leaked already so why bother censoring now?
>>527944242
>>527944530

>>527954270
I prefer him to regular Batman, mostly because this one uses guns

>OC skin situation is so dire all I have to look forward to is collabs returning if ever
Just give me robocop already you stupid fucks

lol

>>527954358
>Wearing boring ass kicks that remove the heels
Why the fuck would you do this?

>>527954227

When does Blitz stop being bots? And can I play only Blitz and still max out the BP?

>having fun with my friends playing blitz
>random disconnect
can't have shit inside the loop

>>527954249
I'd hotdog her ass after the footjob

>>527954486
If it gives you XP you can complete passes with it

>>527953589
think it works like stars here, if it checks you have spare currency it uses it on the cheapest rewards cup at the end of the season

>>527954348
hags live rent free in some heads

How do you cope with the fact that a threadshitter schizo just latched on to a skin you like?

>Barghest soldiers from cyberpunk
If only she wasn't black

>>527954270
Just get the zero point comic book on amazon and make sure it has the code. Pretty sure it's 12 bucks right now.

>>527954227
Her ass is the least of her problems, the entire design is horrible and her face looks like a 40 year old bongoloid woman

>>527943358

>>527954270
The best batman skin desu, it was designed for this game and fits much better plus not being jonesy in a cosplay like the comic/movie outfit ones are and actually being Batman.

>>527954619
By not giving him continuous attention, you drooling retard.

>>527954467
Because heels on athletic shoes are completely stupid and tasteless.

>>527954619
Not soemthing I ever have to.worry about

>>527954619
I only play lobbies with friends and I don't pay enough attention to care.

>>527954631
They could be VDBs

>>527943358
she is horrendous

>>527953934
why this bitch orange

>>527954619
>all he does is tweet about jonesy and male skins and none of it gets likes
honestly sad not even funny

>>527954619
I simply don't care and continue enjoying my cute gamer Peri. People can do whatever they want, can't ruin any skin that ai like just how all the tranny cosplay stuff didn't ruin Hexa. Use what you like no matter what

>>527954460
You weren't supposed to point that out.

>>527954460
I knew something was wrong with Bruno's lobby pose, those lazy fucks...
They have been doing this a lot now. The first one they did this with was Spiderman Zero with Sith Troopers lobby pose.

>>527954619
My favorite skin is so obscure nobody ever posts about her.

>>527954631
I just wish you could take the hood off

>>527954358
She's got unique socks that go down even with low kicks. But that's up to you whether or not that is acceptable with her sticc legs and pants style.

>Named Synthwave
>Appearance doesn't invoke the genre at all
>Her song isn't even in the right genre
Why is she so fucking shit?

>>527954658
At least use the correct version

What does Leilani's ass look like under her retard sweater?
>CAPTCHA: RWHAG

>>527954880
yeah me skip

Would you like to hear some other upsetting things?

>>527954071
lifeguard jonesy

>>527954823
you sound obsessed

>>527953383
Epic will expand the lore when they bring in Joey back into the mix

>>527955038
i glanced at it and gave him a like, you got me

>>527955045
>Lego style isn't this version
>Can't start match in this style
What is wrong with Epic?

>>527954880
>unique
Those are Jinx's socks lol

Remember when Epic decided to add some random Daily Planet reporter to the pass because they knew nobody would buy him?

>>527953934
A GUH ta

>>527955045
I've never been a foot fetishist, but damn, I want to put those feet in my mouth so badly.

Well that was a lucky find.

POST
LEILAHI
ASS
NOOOOWWW

Leilani will end up being a sweat skin sadly. They love skins in crop tops

Why'd they gave Peri such a fat (gamer) ass

>>527955204
GUHHHHHHHH HER FEET NEED SOME NATURAL MAN LOTION

>>527955246
i wanna snap her choker

>>527954619
...Who?
Does it even really matter?

>>527953934
>0 ass
>male body type
>ugly face

>Look more into king of the hill
>Bob is a burger cook
>Cleveland is a mailman
>Hank works at a propane store
HOW DO MILLENNIALS WATCH THIS SHIT??
>A show about a life insurance salesman? This is rad! Zoomies wouldn't get it.

>>527955107
>>527955240
She needs a summer skin badly

>>527955419
zoomie malding, go watch your normal words but horse guy show bozo. don't show your ugly mug 'round these parts again

>>527955408
>male body type
What kind of faggot-ass men do you know that have a body like that? Stop spewing shit, retard.

>>527955419
>i posted it again

>>527955419
You're a faggot, i tell you hwhat

>>527953934
I wanna marry her

>>527955552
you just gay and love men

>>527955546

>>527955419
This might be a Trvth Nvke

>>527955419
What, not black enough for you?

>>527955641
Show your waifu, faggot.

>>527955641
>No answer
What the fuck kind of men are you hanging out with? Answer the goddamn question.

Loba but fat

>>527955169
that was weird right, what will they do next? put Bruce Wayne? who the fuck wants to be as some asshole billionaire

>>527955746
NTA but I went on a trip to Spain recent-ish and there are a decent amount of men built like that

>>527950347
only if you make eye contant with his annoyed eyes staring at you while his eyebrows are furrowed

>>527955753
What do you get a girl that has everything?
MORE

>>527955419
>Zoomer mad at having a job
LOL

>>527955419
Boomers itt ain't happy with this post lmao

>asscrak in fortnite 2025
we are so back

>>527955419
Zoomers love king of the hill and family guy though

>hey you know that skin you don't want? now you can buy it bundled with someone else you don't want to make it more expensive
??????????

>>527955753
Loba but better

>>527955015
i was about to say this

They got me surrounded

>>527953941
those were bots frogbro

>>527956189
Pretty sure at least one of the battle pass characters has ass crack, too.

>>527956250
'em

I'M going to FUCK this brat

>>527956227
New challenge for epic games themselves
Maybe don't fucking sell songs for 5 bucks each you jackass
Then maybe someone will buy it

>>527956152
You missed out, no amount of lashing out will change that. I'm sorry

>>527955535
Zoomer shows:
>SO THIS GUY WAS BORN INTO ONE OF THE TOP 3 SORCERER CLANS BUT HE WAS CURSED FROM BIRTH AND CAN'T USE SORCERY BUT IN EXCHANGE HE GETS SUPERSONIC SPEED AND SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND HE'S SPENT HIS ENTIRE LIFE TRAINING AS AN ASSASSIN AND HE'S THE STRONGEST SORCERER KILLER IN THE WORLD
>SO THIS KID IS REALLY POOR AND WORKING AS A DEVIL HUNTER AND HE GOT BETRAYED AND ALMOST DIED BUT MERGED WITH A DEVIL AND SO NOW HE'S PART HUMAN PART DEVIL AND RECRUITED INTO A DEVIL HUNTING ORGANIZATION (and his boss is really hot)

Millennial shows:
>This guy is 40 years old and sells propane at walmart
>This guy works at an office for a paper company and stares at the camera when workplace drama happens

>>527956370
Isn't it past your bedtime, gramps?

>>527956403
Why did you go and make what you're arguing for sound like boring Mary Sue shit?

>>527956403
that one skeleton bookstore zoomer anime is kino

>>527956403
It's more like
Zoomer shows:
>person on youtube doing makeup or playing video games

Millennial shows:
>Scripted program with a plot, characters and underlying message

>>527956403

>>527956368
Again they really be doing anything BUT give jamtracks a good price

>>527956403
Jim Halpert gods
Michael is the best character

>>527956403
TRVKE

>>527956520
You will never own a house lol

>>527956313
that's right

>>527956403
>lists current and current animated american sitcoms

Alright, I wanted Peri anyway, but she served as the ultimate confirmation for something I wasn't wanting to test again after the season started: you can NOT use Creative to test anything anymore, not even singleplayer private matches, before it voids your refund without a ticket. So you better be damn sure you want what you buy.

>>527956759
Juniorbros, was he right?

>>527956789
This is just a bootleg protoframe.

The diversity quota skins in the shop are so funny

>>527956368
They should bundle the dance with the fucking song

Make a good deal with both

>>527955045
Investigating those unidentified alien girl toes with my tongue

>>527955343
GUH

Why do sweats hate skins like Leilani and Penny? I thought they liked female skins

Can someone post a video of Bay doing some emotes already?

>>527956818
yeah you should MakeDamnSure

>>527956956
Don't lump Penny in with that ugly whore.

>>527956818
Thank you for your service. I had been wondering when they were going to patch that oversight.

>>527956250
How did you get video of my pounding Jonesy's tight bussy?

>>527956874
It's tragic but in hindsight it does save me a pretty penny. Unfortunate that most skins worth getting are inaccessible. One day I will run out of skins on my wishlist and I will finally be able to play the game.

>>527956962
Nobody here bought that skin except bruni but he's too busy circlejerking in the 'cord

More

>>527954907
God I love black women

>no take on me emote
Shite shop as usual

>>527957142
>bussy
that's not what's happening in the video buddy...

>>527956250
Burying jonesy in the sand and mating pressing him

>>527956403
Millenial shows:
>Well written and smart stories about time travel, murder thrillers, depression and making sense of the nonsensical
>Great protagonists with interesting personalities and characterization
>Well paced and engaging throughout

Zoomer shows:
>Three Billion wish fulfillment isekai stories and powerlevel trash
>Generic protagonist and supporting cast with minimal development
>Zoomer hyperspeed pacing that fleshes nothing out

>>527956956
Fat

>they used the fat woman for the Meghan Trainor emote preview on fortnite.gg
wew

>>527957354
>take on me emote
I didn't knew I wanted that

>>527956403
>All zoomers have is "Nah I'd win"

Damn, even i can farm golden crowns on blitz
this shit is so easy (30min playing and got 9)

>>527957518
Based anime patrician schooling those Zoomers

WHEN THE FUCK IS JUAN PISS

>>527957518
They need their escapism. They'll seldom admit their hopelessly bleak outlook on life and people being normal.

>My, so many nasty thoughts. Thank you?

>>527957518
>Well written and smart stories
Pic unrelated?

>What if Baby Got Back was in Brazilian and only a minute long

>>527957518
>characters spend 25 episodes walking around different rooms while talking*
>18 episodes in 1 (one) character gets shot*
>a banana rots*
ftfy

>>527957850
Elaborate

Scrapped forever

>Baby's first /a/ baits being thrown everywhere
I hate you all so much

>>527957926
Ivan moment

>>527958041
good

>>527957906
True, not enough explosions in the show for braindead kids to understand it.

>>527956403
Why do zoomers think they're the first generation to like anime? You realize you're posting on an anime website from 2003?

>>527958046
JJK is the only real baby's first I see posted here. SG is fairly hardcore and not well known these days

>lobby just keeps repeating the same song
>and going back to that song after getting through a couple

>>527956209
>Zoomers love king of the hill and family guy though

>>527957926
peri can read minds

Yakuza 0 cope looking good.

>>527958294
kek

>>527958212
Steins Gate aired when ivan and crew were in their diapers ngl

>>527958365
they still are ngl

>>527957518
Steins;Gate was so fucking boring.

What happened to this?

>>527958365
>>527958454
ivancord ain't gonna like this

Why didn't they make it loop once like this version, are they stupid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ5Jt99fiZg

>>527958454
kek

>>527956403

>>527958471
>t. Zoomer

I only watch dragon Ball and one piece

>>527958048
you sound obsessed with me kid

>>527958584
Why does he do songs like this about foreign countries anyway? He's a natural born American. How many patriotic songs does he have about the country that turned him into an icon?

Why did skins like soccer skins and dynamo stop being sweat skins?

>>527958857
>with me
OH NO NO NO NO NO ivan follow me back on twitter

Erisa is cute!

>>527957472
Link?

anyone wanna play some lego expeditions

>>527955419
>my job is my entire personality
>this has to be true for cartoons too

>>527958862
I don't get why we got TWO 1-minute songs like that instead of stuff like Just The Way You Are or Locked Out Of Heaven

>>527957518
youre talking about anime

>>527959692
Good anime vs Bad anime yeah

I love Blitz...

I love Blitz

>>527960012
Based

>>527959943
you forgot to censor your name

>>527960075
you forgot to censor THIS
>unzips pants

Ding ding ding
Peri incoming

>itt a bunch of cheating faggots who defend cheating faggots
kys

>>527960519
how does Peri know I just got a Tornado warning

>>527960075
Bruni and Gboon actually swapped usernames last week, check the discord for proof

I like it

WHY CANT YOU PAINT THE BATTLEBUS YELLOW?

>>527960792
to avoid looking like an american school bus

>>527960792
Because Fox News would run segments about how fortnite is a school shooting simulator

>>527960564
She's ok, I don't really expect much from lego pass skins. Kind of lost faith after we got Carmine.

Apparently "true random" on lobby music means "keep restarting from the first song it picked every time you go back to the lobby"

I didn't think someone could come up with a shuffle that's worse than Spotify's

>>527959943
Is the xp good?

So is Blitz basically a casual/bot mode? Even some of the anonymous players seem to be bots which is a first.

>>527961410
namefags play it so yes

>>527961410
ive encountered acouple of sweats and a gimpsuiter.

I....I can't do it......I can't....get the 3rd Blitz win......it's...too herculean an effort for someone like me to.......accomplish...
Go on....without me bros.....it's over for me....I'm washed up......a has-been.......a.......no....body.......
*dies*
*sharts pants*

>>527961506
GO TO THE BATHROOM!

>>527961410
Fortnite Jitz

>trying to adjust my controller inputs to match resident evil 4 remake because i've been binging it lately
>except oops quick weapon swap hates you if you try to use the face buttons FROM a face button bringing it up, dumbass
damn

>Has a bigger but than Chun-Li

>>527961410
80% of blitz is bots

>>527961410
some bots to get your level up but the final circle almost always is cancerous in solos

So, are the Squid Game skins gonna be 800VBs? It'd be kind of a rip off to sell them for anything more than that.

>>527961410
Anonymous players have been bots for a long time. A way to get dad gamers thinking they killed a streamer. Almost all the streamers have ttv or ttk in their name

>>527962289
all of these minus chapulin are 800 so it could happen, same with the ghostbusters and karate kid skins but this is the same company that makes some skins now 800 and others 1200 with no clear reasoning when the quality is almost similar
no idea about the guards or the 2 that apparently are inspired by the real actors

>>527962289
Epic is aware which exact skin you want and add a premium cost to it.

If the leaks are true is sounds like the great darkness night rose talks about is even worse than the nothing, IO, or last reality in terms of how evil and powerful it is story wise

>>527962762
yeah, powerlevels.

>>527952526
I hope this update's skin designer gets fired, holy shit

>>527962762
Spoonfeed me anon

>avid festival player
>think miku is cringe
>but world is mine is one of the most fun charts in festival
do i bite the bullet and get the track

>>527956818
dang, this saved me tons of money
though i guess i am being more frugal with stuff like this so maybe its good in the long run

>>527962762
>fortnite story

The new festival stage is so dark lol the skins look so bright

But real talk tho, cant superman just solo daygo? surely he could punch his little fruity demon ass into oblivion.

>>527962941
>>think miku is cringe
You are such a faggot...buy it if you find it fun

>>527962762
Speaking of story, wonder if singularity is going to be relevant again
She just kinda fucked off after after helping build the mech and she’s meant to defend the vault, which jones and hope are starting to rebuild

>>527962762
It's still such bullshit that Doctor Slone and the IO returning was benched for Hope. Fucking hate that character and what she represents.

>>527961862
Alright, I compromised by putting my quick weapon to LB/L1, my general inventory on Y so I can alter it on the fly effectively, and my pickaxe is on D-Pad since I don't need it often enough to have to worry about pulling it on the move

>>527963414
She may be back soon since this leak has been creditable so far

>>527963569
Also on top of that it’s canon that the visitor in OG is the original one in a new suit similar to the paradigm in CH3S4

the servers are choking again?

thanks bruno mars

>>527961863
she reminds me of Karen from the office

>>527961410
i've been in and out of so many matches so quickly i don't even have time to think about whether or not the guy i just shot was a bot or not

>by the beach bundle is in top sellers
How the actual fuck

>>527963817
Seriously what the fuck has been going on recently? It's getting unacceptable.

>>527963424
Aw what the fuck, this shit unbinds things for every mode simultaneously, and if you try to fix anything on part of the LEGO modes it fucks up all your other bindings too. Why is binding so broken?

>>527964429
Indie company, goy

>fridge body or hideous fat goblin face
Which one Anon?

When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazin
Just the way (You) are

>>527964410
This means she’s outselling skins like Hank right now since he’s still in shop and isn’t in the top sellers

>>527964537
Neither I just buy the lifeguard emote for Sun Strider to sit on

Someone call Sweet Baby Inc. The cute white girl is showing off her butt again.

>>527964649
I look like this

I didn't see it before but Hope is kinda cute

My only guess is they blew all their budget for jamtracks on Die With A Smile and used their pocket change for the two 50-second Bruno Mars "songs" to complete the festival season.

>>527964410
damn the landwhale somehow sold more than the hagified lexa skin

>>527964726
>white
might want to get your eyes checked

>>527964726
>white

>>527964726

You got Schoolgirl Saeko before she left, right?

you guys voted with your money by buying agata so expect more fatties (and i'm not saying that's a bad thing, just that don't get surprised if more get added)

>>527961863
>>Has a bigger but than Chun-Li
Quality over quantity
Chun is gym-rat. I bet Machinist Mina can't even walk without that mechanical brace.
I love Zap-o-Max, tho.

>>527965295
>I'M VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXd3MyFkLOk
>no loopable emote
>>527965376
What's the ass like?

>>527965147
>>527965180
>this isn't white

>>527965697
guh?

F

>>527965430
Now do other skin

>>527964726
>>527965697
shes pale pacific asian

>>527965561

>>527965697
Cum ropes on Lightrider belly

>>527966001
guh huh

>>527965376
>>527966001
https://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/Marukka-Sama/64321/Fortnite-or-14-Days-of-Sodom/182109/Chapter-7/The-Strongest-Brood-Mare-in-World

>>527964893
Hope is a Mary Sue

>>527966163
You weren't supposed to point that out.

>>527953326
Seconded. I love this skin but I love white women more so hopefully there will be a variant in the future

>>527965107
How is she a hag?

>>527966163
Kira Yamato levels of "Mary/Gary Sue/Stu" at that

>>527966163
Hotter than Jonesy so I don't give a fuck

>>527966163
so is Midas yet i don't see anyone bitching

>>527966462
Midas has come back multiple times because people actually like him, Hope is just forced.

If you use fat woman skins you need to be banned from the game

>>527966438
I'll lick him and his friends

Did I make it?

>>527966407
kys tranny

>>527966163
>>527966627
>ivan constantly posts about fag male skins like jonesy and midas
>hates hope
wow I wonder who could be behind these posts

Cooking up some cheerleader bathwater.

>>527966805
>Ivan
Try again. I only use female skins like Tarr and Leelah.

>play blitz expecting another slop mode like reload and team rumble
>its actually fun AND quick
why did it take them almost 2 years to figure it out

>>527966627
maybe when he felt mysterious and important, the overexposure to him has made him boring, he didn't need to return during lawless and for sure he didn't need to "fund" this academy, his story already ended with myths & mortals, just let the trio of daigo, kendo and jade carry the story if they don't want to make the supernovas stand out

>>527966805
obsessed

>>527966835

>>527959943
It's good until you win too much and you start to get paired with the actual pc players

>be me
>mad about tard rumble rip in peacing
>try out blitz to see how shit it is
>jump into another game
>and another
>and another
>matches start up and go by so quick that even when i lose i just don't care because i'm in another match before i find out what happened to the guys that beat us
>next thing i know i'm about to be late for work because i absolutely lost track of time
and i still haven't even tried out training grounds yet

Needs more art of the cheerleader dicking down the goth.

>>527967180
Let me take her hood off epic please

>>527967180
Looks nubian

Love Hope
simple as

>>527967332
Now that I think about it, if the story bits weren't lazily slapped into battle royale and there was a way to more effectively convey character personalities then she'd probably be more popular.

>>527966995
>Fortnite actually makes a fun mode
>fucking vaults it forever after a month
>While team rumble rotted for like 4 years until getting ol yeller'd

hey ebin I think I know why your player numbers are dwindling. Your management is retarded, your skin modelers are retarded, your concept artists are retarded, and whoever makes the UI is so stupid they should be considered a single cell organism

I cannot fathom how people play fortnite on just their phones. just playing training grounds is nightmarish

>>527945667
>>527967332
I look like this

>>527967454
>there was a way to more effectively convey character personalities
Can't think of anything like that

>>527967332
and I unironically like Highlander 2

you can like things that suck while acknowledging they fucking suck

>>527967636
the only time she sucks is when I look up male_pov porn of her

>>527967559
The maps in STW aren't interesting enough to carry a story.

>>527967454
Voice acting alone would elevate all of their attempts at storytelling. Just having the NPC's stood around the map actually speak their dialogue.

>>527967454
They way the story is handled in general is atrocious. Why have these fat fucking text dumps for characters when you're in a BR and need to get over with it ASAP so you don't get gunned down? Why not... idk? voice acted dialog or something? They had fucking ChatGPT vader fucking do it for all my characters

>>527967763
HATSUNE MIKU IS UNDER ATTACK

>>527967763
Because the story is only there for fans to make summary videos for social media engagement like the souls games

>>527956403
The Zoomer mark show is pretty much modern isekai slop.
Millenial mark shows are pretty much grassroots bishounen.

>>527968118
Why are we calling her old again?

>>527967523
blud be playing on a psp :skull:

>>527968118
Spinster lexa...

>>527968118
scuba hag erotic!

>>527967180
did you enjoy your mac n cheese bruni?

>>527966754
>He doesn't know he can accesss low level event zones for easy event rewards by not maxxing your stats
If you have everything already and have fun with the game sure

>>527968118
She looks like an autistic version of the mom from Zack and Cody.

i think the story is better when it focuses on different factions
c4s1 had oathbound, c4s2 had the syndicate, fox clan, river guard and the luminaries, c4s3 had optimus prime yeah i can't defend this one, but the luminaries were still here and c4s4 had nolan's gang
were the stories peak? not really, but some interactions were fun and i still think stellan looks like a girl if it wasn't by his voice, also he hasn't returned to the shop on a while hasn't he?

>>527968118
Her mommy drunk too much alcohol

>>527944412
>>527944513
>>527944872
finally got not!Enoch

>gladly allowed his most famous songs in festival during its early days
>even though it failed, got his weird ass witchgang songs in and one was free
>even gave an exclusive cut of march of the pigs to festival which is still not available in streaming anywhere else
>publicly stated he loves rhythm games
>9 seasons in and he's still not a headliner
will epic ever give him a chance at a season?

>>527968502
I don't remember them adding any Nicolas Cage songs

>>527967190
>mad about tard rumble rip in peacing
>i still haven't even tried out training grounds yet

Training Grounds IS the new Team Rumble, you should play that instead it literally works the same way, it's just limited to Utopia.

>>527967332
Based

>>527968661
I thought her foot was a dick for a second.

>>527968661
I love Heroic Hope but Black Cat Hope would have been even better

erm what’s going on?

>>527968925
Geodude-Li

>>527968661
GUHHHH

>>527956403
Zoomers coping hard after this

>>527968326
I have pretty much everything and only play for dailys and battlepass xp

>>527958130
Because they think they're the first to do anything. Didn't you see how those retards labelled absurdism as "gen z humour"?

>>527968284
It was okay...

>>527968502
No. The artists featured so far are in the spotify top 50. NIN is #1826. Miku is the exception since she's a character and not an artist. You will get Ariana and Post Malone.

This new Lego mode is pretty damn fun

>>527968657
Thing is anon it’s not the same, the daily tr lobbies legit had more than 8 people in them so the new mode is fucking trash

>>527969819
It's super annoying when matched with retards.

>>527963293
Superman is all physical strength, no protection from magic

>>527969590
>Ariana
i'll take it if we got finally got some emotes

>>527969819
Every time I get to the boss of a stage, everyone else has fucked off and I'm expected to solo it but I can never do enough damage.

>>527970130
the endlessly spawning mobs dont help either, it gets old fast

>>527965430
I like this guy's outfit a lot.
The default facial expressions dont do characters a favor so I'm hoping he looks better when hes expressing actual emotions

>>527968657
problem i have is even if it is still fun, the fact that it has 16 (8v8) max players really fucking sucks when team rumble had 32 max (16v16)

>>527969590
>Top 50
>Metallica

Festival Jam is back!

>>527970482
They're top 10 if you count all the napster mp3s

>>527969590
I want the artist who's currently #9 (used to be higher but she hasn't put anything out in over a year now)

>>527969590
In that case if we go by spotify listeners, Linkin Park is the only rock/metal artist that fits criteria. Everything else is pop. We're fucked aren't we.

>>527970719
I want #10

>>527970893
Bad Bunny

>>527970719
would be nice

>>527968502
even if we did twitter would be full of zoomers/alphies writing shit like "who asked for this???"

Is it safe to assume people who use the fat fuck skins are attracted to fat women?

>>527970945
https://kworb.net/spotify/artists.html

>>527966748
>emo sweat
>ultra blue monster energy
>blue raspberry snow cone
>sunny d

>>527971051
Or they like the outfits

>>527970412
True, but the basis is here they just need to up the player count and I could see it be a decent replacement to TR. Curious to see if they'll change the map later on.

The LEGO mode is absolutely insufferable
>weapons do literally zero damage and you get raped by 3747 enemies at the same time (you're teammates won't do anything to cover you)
>teammates are completely retarded and don't play the objective or straight up leave
>"rescue the civilians" except we won't specify which civilians you need to rescue because there's a shit ton of them on the map but only tracks for some of them for whatever fucking reason.
Maybe it's fun with friends but I'm sick and fucking tired of the friendslop epidemic, I don't want to fucking rely on having someone online for every single game, I just want to play a game. I'm so tired of this.

Gooning to synthwave

>>527971974
nice try, synth.

>>527971974
>when Kavinsky starts playing

>>527971051
Ivan ain't gonna like this

>>527971695
Maybe get some friends?

>>527971147
Mix it in a blender

>>527972543
I have friends, they just don't play Fortnite.

>>527972580
>wont play a game that you enjoy
Sounds like you have shit friends

>>527971974
>when the crescendo to Turbo Killer comes on right around when I start fingering my ass

>>527971695
I got lucky my first match and had teammates that actually left me behind while I collected loot. I see why these modes are separated now but still it's a mess to retain players over so many modes.

Hot damn

>>527972980
She doesn’t look old at all

>>527972882
I don't know what this means but guh

>>527972580
I'll be your friend if you'd like, iyo/shoko/mahiroposter

>>527973026
it's making fun of the fact that it sounds like he's jerking off to music

>>527972980
She looks like Teddie's human form in Persona 4

>>527972980
She looks like Glen Close. Those ovaries have long since dried up. Who is asking for these hags?

well that was fun

>>527972945
Perfect shadow caller knife

>>527973357
Are we just baiting now?

>>527973391
Are you chinese

>>527967240
THIS. i would have insta-bought if i could just take off that fucking hood.
2 styles and both are hooded. what retard designed this one?

>>527973665
or Japanese

>>527973708
Ebonychads cant always win

Want some lean, anon?

>>527973391
>well that was fun

>>527973665
>>527973853
i just like grinding passes

>>527973853
Ivan hated this

>>527959139
just look up sun tan specialist on r34 he only has 1 page if you need me to be more specific you can also add rtzero to the tags

he's right you know
https://x.com/Lynxeption/status/1935454572367200290

>Leilani outselling everything in the no sweat tab
What went so wrong

Am I seeing things right? There's no way they're actually selling Bruno's silly Brazil song thats a minute long for the same as every other Jam Track

I guess its might be the best song for Festival grinding

>>527966805
Can nobody dislike Hope for being a badly written character now or what

>>527974985
Marry | Kill
------------------------
Kill | Fuck

They are doing something with the bunkers in OG that wasn’t there in chapter 1

Blonde Lightrider

>>527975482
I thought the only indestructible bunker on the C1 map was the one in the middle of the woods

>>527969590
>Red Hot Chili Peppers are above Gorillaz
Maybe my dream Festival season can come true... (I am shocked though I see Gorillaz get requested for Festival a lot so I thought they'd be way higher)

Storm Beast is really fun, I was laughing all throughout this clip. The little transformation dance is so cute. I want to play as Haylee now.
(I died shortly after this clip.)

You don't get an umbrella from winning blitz?

>>527976179
3 times, buddy.

>>527975884
>gay cowboy Bruno
I fucking hate this skin and its players already, and it hasn't even been 24 hours since he released. Fuck this skin.

>>527976289
stop being a faggot and let people enjoy their new toy

>>527975637
It is, but now it’s having flashing lights that look like the color from the portal in CH6S1during the live event that are Morse code for something is wrong

>>527976289
You don't get to complain Lexatranny

>Tfw Daigo boss launches you out of the dojo into falling death.

>>527975482
>>527976398

>>527976289
This happens every Festival season

still cracks me up the bruno mars trailer decided to shit on every furry player for no reason, what the fuck was the correlation between him and them

>>527977568
im sure there was nothing behind it, its just your schizo terminally online brain that thinks that.

>>527977918
mvlty

>>527976179
you need to win 3 times
but hey, you can get a crown in 5 minutes!

>>527972945
These are mine

>>527977327
There’s no way epic actually connects OG into chapter 6/modern BR right?

sypher said blitz being zb only will kill the mode

>>527977327
Does it actually say "something is wrong" in Morse? That's pretty scary.

What did she mean by this?

>>527977568
Because killing "human" skins would then become a shitstorm in social media.
>Did more women or men die in trailer
>Did any poc die or was it all whites
>le what does Bruno have against X people
You circumvent all that by just killing "furries".

>>527977918
see i would believe that if most of the deaths in it weren't furry skins

>>527978597
now that sounds more plausible, but really i don't think anyone would care, no one really "dies" in fortnite

>>527978597
We should apply this to real life

>>527978470
Gamer talk, you wouldn't get it unc.

>>527978319
Yeah. The bunkers were confirmed to be connected to IO in chapter 2 so that’s IO sending out a distress signal

>>527978787
Well obviously no one fucking cares except for chronically online people, which you know, they are vocal on social media.

>>527978893
he says while on 4chan

>World is mine in the shop
1 down, just 2 left

>>527951918
I got the bundle, but then I was setting up the loadout and there is no good glider. I'm using Sarah Connor's.

>>527978893
that is true

>>527976250
>>527978142
I won 3 times and I still didn't get the superhero umbrella.

Bruno being a cannon furfaggot slayer made me warm up to the guy a bit

>>527978613
This is a good trailer

>>527972945
>>527978184
Dagger chads

>>527976289
>Lexatranny meltdown
Hola dotsy

>>527978260
First ever trvke from that gay

>>527978613
I mean he killed Opal and Boxxy too

>>527979971
Is Dotsy this Kara fella I keep seeing in pictures?

Should've added a PoI for Bruno that was just a Brazilian area and added a quest called "Come to Brazil"

>>527978613
>opal dying to the storm just seconds before leaving it
no matter what anyone says this is a good trailer

>>527979328
1 more, champ.

>>527951282
It's アーパツ, it's a Japanese song.

Reminder that haylee is an AGP monster that turns into a girl for pleasure

yeah, alright blitz mode is pretty fun.

>>527973831
is that like koolaid?

>>527955246
Professional powerwalker Cate.

Would you take a Holster option for a backbling that puts your last any-weapon-above-a-handgun on your back? Then again I guess like the idea of health-displaying backblings that might be problematic for balancing purposes. It's really annoying how some of this stuff works out.

>>527978260
Sypher can suck my uncut cock
The mode is already DoA

Peri domination

>>527981995
Yes
But actually, no.

I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink
I'm so tired, my mind is on the blink
I wonder should I get up and fix myself a drink
No, no, no

I'm so tired I don't know what to do
I'm so tired my mind is set on you
I wonder should I call you but I know what you would do

(I'm tired. Good night, /fng/.)

>>527982564
Nah, I'll stick to my back bling/pickaxe interactions.
I will however take an "inspect" emote that inspects the current weapon you're holding. Different animations for ARs, SMGs, sniper rifles, etc.