OP thinks there is an invisible man up in the sky that has the same political opinion as him and will send you to a place where you will burn and cry and scream for the rest of eternity...
but he loves you.
...and he needs more money.
all knowing and all seeing, but somehow
just can't handle money.
also sacrifice your babies
half of what you make
and imma jus fuck your wife and daughter real quick, k thx