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7/20/2025, 2:35:10 PM
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>Son, I know you will hate me for this, but we need to kill the pupper.
>Why? Because its acting funny! Ever since we got him, I have noticed that cans of my beer are missing from my fridge.
>I know that your Ma didnt do it, because she hates beer, and of course you wouldnt because you are underage and you are not allowed to drink beer in this God fearing house.
>So who's left? That goddamned dog. I dont know how does it do it, but God be my witness I know its the beer stealer. I can smell the beer, my beer, in its breath. Its true!
>Look Clark! Its licking its own ASS again! It has been doing that all day! Thats wrong! I had a dog, and I know that this aint a natural dog behavior.
>That does it! Clark, let this be a lesson to you. Life is cruel. When a dog steals your beer or acting crazy, you put it down.
>I know you are invincible, but if it goes crazy it can bite your ass, my ass, and your Ma's ass.
>Now, you either man up and choke it to death, or you stand back and let me put a bullet between its eyes
>Lord have mercy on us for what we are about to do. Amen
>Son, I know you will hate me for this, but we need to kill the pupper.
>Why? Because its acting funny! Ever since we got him, I have noticed that cans of my beer are missing from my fridge.
>I know that your Ma didnt do it, because she hates beer, and of course you wouldnt because you are underage and you are not allowed to drink beer in this God fearing house.
>So who's left? That goddamned dog. I dont know how does it do it, but God be my witness I know its the beer stealer. I can smell the beer, my beer, in its breath. Its true!
>Look Clark! Its licking its own ASS again! It has been doing that all day! Thats wrong! I had a dog, and I know that this aint a natural dog behavior.
>That does it! Clark, let this be a lesson to you. Life is cruel. When a dog steals your beer or acting crazy, you put it down.
>I know you are invincible, but if it goes crazy it can bite your ass, my ass, and your Ma's ass.
>Now, you either man up and choke it to death, or you stand back and let me put a bullet between its eyes
>Lord have mercy on us for what we are about to do. Amen
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